Friendship is ninjas: the training of Fluttershy
By bendelsohn
Fluttershy did not know wht to be do.
She was feeling guilt because she killed a bear which is not kind at all. She told it to go to her for masage but it forgot to pay so she kill it. Out of respekt, she decided to do the respectfulll thing to do; Burn te body. Harry was a popular bear and lotsa ponys lieked him so whe hopped nopony saw her and she hoped it didn’t hur when she snaped its neck so hard he was die. She started the task of begining to bun the body and it smelled bad and she almost stopped but she didnt.
As she was doin this another pony came. His name was dan Spacepony and he was really liked space but he also was friends with Harry the beaar. When he saw fluttershy burning Harry the Bear he said “OH NO I MUST TELL ALL THE PONY THAT YOU FLUTTERSHY ARE MURDER!” said Dan at top of his lugs and he ran super fast. Fluttrshy heard him and sayd
“Oh no no pony can kno!” and she went super duper fast to catch him! Dan was almost escaped when Fluttershy caught him. She did a backflip and a barrel roll and kicked him in his space face.
Dan said nooooooooooo tell my brother I died!” but then he died.
nOW Fluttershy was even more scared. She had killed a bear and a pony and she would be in troubles if anypony found out. She began to begin dragging the bodie away when it dissapeared.
“Wow my luck is amazing now I don’t have to hide the body :D” said fluttreshy but then twilight came out from a bush and said
“no fluttershy that was my magics.”
“Oh no you saw I must kill you too now!” said flutsershy
“No I don’t want to turn you in! I have been watching you for a long time because you are good at fighting.”
“But Im not good at figting I only hav 2 black belts!”
“that is because you donnot train but I can train you!”
“but you cannot train me you are too old!” Said fluttershy because twilight was old now.
“But old ponies are wisest so I am a good teacher!”
So fluttershy said ok and the training was to begn.
Twilight was a good teacher because she mad fluttershy do 50000 hoof-ups and 600000 crunches and this made fluttershy really strong! Twilight also trained her for 5000 hours in pony-jutsu because she was the best at pony jutsu! By then fluttrshy had 4 black-bets in pony jutsu! She also tried to learn apple kung fi but twiligt was not good at apple king-fu so she only got black belt.
“Ok fluuttershy today we will train with swords. Please go there and pick up sword.”
So fluttershy went and picked up a sword.
“Now swing the sword!”
And fluttershy did. She was the most best sword swinger twilight had ever seen! She could swing left and right and backwards and stab! And then Tluttershy said did I doit right?
“yes you do it right! You are
the best sword swinger in Equestrias!”
And fluttershy was happy so the had a party but it was a short party because ninjas are disiplned an partis are not so they didn’t even get drunk!
Fluttershy was cover is sweat. She had finished her practice for cutting solid steel with a sword and was tired.
“Twilight I’m done can I take break now?
but Tilight said “NO NINJAS TRAIN FOREVAR”
“D:”
“Don’t complaion miss now go practic killing alicorn with death kill!”
And so she did.
Fluttershy was all sad now because she was so tired and stuff. She traned until 3 in the mornin and the fell asleep because twilight was not let her take breaks. She did not want to be ninja anymoar because it was hard. Ninja life should be fun! and she did not kno wy it wasnot. Shw stated humming her lullabi to gherself and she almost creid. She was lieing in her room and being das when twilight came.
“Why are you so sad”
“because you don’t let me not stop.
“but uoi are ninjas now so u must train really hard to be good nija and fight for equestria! I am old and I know what am doing so trust me k?” Fluttershy was like k and then they went to sleep.
Fluttershy felt all good in the morning. She had a pony-tart for breakfast and went outside where twiloght would be wiating for her. She felt redy and able to do the super training twilight invented. She saw a new person today. Who could it be? Flutershy did not know. It was a big pony with a bif beard and a hat tht looked liek braebuns. He walked around and paced and he looked really strong! Fluttershy hopped she could be that strong.
“My naem is buck Norris.”
Fluttershy sqee’d. Buck norris was all famous friom being the bestest ninja evar! He had killed so many ebil ninjas it was liek 1000000000005000000000000 of them! Fluttershy tried to touch his beard but it punched her so she did not.
“I am your guest instroctor today! Today we learn to swing a sword and fly at the same tim!”
Buck picked a sword from his bag of holding. He flewed uinto the sky and did a backflup and killed a evil ninja in the sky. He kept flying around and it was soooooo amazing! FLuttershy was so impressed and she wanted to do it to! But she tried and she could not doit! then she was scarded. What if she could not do it ever? Would she be a bad ninja forever! Wouild twilight not like her anymore? Would evil ninjas rule FOREVER? Would she be eaten by Twilight? She did not know! She was feel like fail. She was feel like the worst student evar!
My paragraph was interrupted whn Buck said “STOP MOPING OR YOU WILL YOU WILL NOT BE GOOD AND NINJAS EAT YOU!”
And then fluttershy got motivated and she did it! She was soooooo happy nou! She looked for Buck to say thank you ^.^ but she did not sees him.
“Whare did you go Buck?”
Nopony answered.
“Hello? Buck?”
But still nopony answered. She was alone in te light.
She ran into the house and relized that she hadnot seen twilight all dya! Something very strage was going on but she did not know what. She looked for twii but she was nowhere she looked. She runned into ponyville to se if she was their but she was not. She tried to run relly fast to check everfre but then she said “I need to move fast and hoofs are too slow.” So he flew as fast as she could to everfree! She did a sonic flutterboom that eplexplded in butterflys and went into everfree. She went and asked zecora “Did you see twiliht here?” But zercra said no so fluttersh kept looking. She looked everywhere she can think in the city and the forest and the house and she could not find twiliht anywhere! She had almost given up all the hope when she heard a messege in
her brain. It was twilight calling for help because she was foalnapped and fluttershy got really mad because faolnapping is really really bad and fluttershy did not edorse or practice it! She traked the magik messege and went in the direction as fast as could!
Fluttershy landed in the place where twi saiid to go and went to find a purple pony. She went in to the secret base of an unkoed evil and it was veryy dark. Fluttershy tried to seee but she could not “I will need a light now!” said fluttershy smartly. So she went over and foun 2 sticks and she rubbeded them together to make a fire and made a torch. as it got bright fluttershy could see! What she saw was really bad. The base had ninja securty robots that were activate and deadly to kill! There was only 600 robot bu t they were very danger. Fluttershy sniled and took out a sword and said “I am not afraid of robots. If robots could feel fear then you would be die of fear now!”
NinjA securty robots got all mad and atacked but fluttershy just stood there because she was baddass. Then she did 2 blackflips and began to swing her sword at the ninja robot security gaurds. They shoot lazer beams and had firethrowers but they culdn’t hit fluttershy! She galoped and cut the steel ninjas with her sword! She cut them in every direction that ever exist! One came up behin her with a firethrower but she jump back and did a super-back-flip and cut open it’s head and it was so cool all the robots said “Wow!” but then they kep fighting. Spoon fluttershy had killed all of the robots! and she said “I guess those robots couldn’t... steel their nerves.” and then somewhere, some how, in the distance, a pony could hear “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.”
By then lights turn on so she didnt need a torch anymore. It was a metal cave that looked like old. She walked trotted so fast and then she reached the end of the tunel. there she saw twilight strapd to a wall and she was like “DO NOT WANT” but then she saw Buck Norris!
“So you found me little pony... welcome to DIE!”
“No, it is wou who will be welcome to die!! DIIIIIIE!”
And Fluttershy chrged at Buck but buck was to fast and he jum[ped over her with his ninja skill! Twilight said “Don’t fight him he too strong!” but fluttershy said “BYEEETCH STFU I GONNA KILL THIS FOO WITH MAH BIG OL’ KNAF!” and so she took her big knif sword and so did buck and they had an amazingsword fight! “What you want with twilight?” asked fluttershy mid-death attack. “I WANT ALL THE MAGICKS!” said buck and then the kept amazing sword fighting. This continue for long time. Eventually they were both tired and they took a break. Then when they were ready the fight again.
They both got som hp back in the break but they bot was hurt. THey thought the fight would last forever and ever! but then fluttershy remembered the morning and said “I KNOW WHTA TO DO!” and she flew above buck! then she spun around and did ta thing! that was all cool stuf! She stabbed buck in the pony face and he died of stab!
Fluttershy went to untie tilight.
She said “are you alright?” and twiligjt said yes and they were happy.
“you are my bestest friend and I hope you never die in faec like buck thar.” excliamed yellow-pink pony.
“me too Fluttershy. Now lets go home.”