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// Murdering Lethal Military Androids 
// Story: My Little Portal 2 
// by forevertheDoctor 
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Pinkie grabbed the strange looking gun and observed it. Suddenly, a small part of her remembered what the gun was and what it did. She smiled.

"Ooooooh yeah. Ohohohoho!" said Pinkie as she created a blue portal. Pinkie jumped through it and came out the other end of the orange portal while Dash watched, amazed.

"That. Is. So. AWESOME!" said Dash as she climbed the stairs and jumped after Pinkie Pie. They were walking down a corridor and Pinkie was rambling on as usual.

"Ok. So here's what I do. This is how I do it. Let's go up here, cus I know what I'm doing. I'm the master of things and the doing of them." said Pinkie as she walked through the dark rooms. Dash rolled her eyes and kept quiet as Pinkie kept on talking. She suddenly turned to a table and pointed her newly equipped portal gun.

"You're screwed." said Pinkie as she shot the table. Nothing happened except a shower of blue sparks. She did the same thing to a clock and Dash narrowed her eyes at the clock.

"You're lucky clocks are immune to portals." said Rainbow. The two mares laughed and exited the room. They kept trotting along until they came across a broken window. Pinkie looked at the drop and gulped.

"Oh. Okay. There's a chasm chasm." said Pinkie mispronouncing "chasm" on the second use. They jumped down safely and the monotone voice could be heard again.

"THE FOLLOWING EMERGENCY TESTING MAY REQUIRE PROLONG INTERACTION WITH LETHAL MILITARY ANDROIDS. REST ASSURED THAT ALL LETHAL MILITARY ANDROIDS HAVE BEEN TAUGHT TO READ AND PROVIDED WITH ONE COPY OF THE LAWS OF ROBOTICS." said the voice. Rainbow started hyperventilating.

"Oh Celestia. Oh Celestia." said Dash.

"Th-they can just attach it in an email, right?" said Pinkie. The two ponies continued down the stairs cautiously. They couldn't see anywhere else to go, so Pinkie shot a portal at the wall, and they walked through it. Pinkie could see the next testing site up ahead, so she shot the blue portal right next to the door. Rainbow Dash jumped through the orange portal and Pinkie followed her. Suddenly, pinkie looked up above the portal to see a strange camera looking thing with a red eye. Rainbow waited by the door for her friend, while Pinkie, who was currently paranoid about any robot or android pointed her gun at the strange camera.

"Woah, woah. You're dead." said Pinkie as she shot the camera and it fell to the ground. She shot the floor under it and it came out the orange portal in front of her. Pinkie nudged it so it was on the edge of the portal.

"Oh no, lethal military android, your world is about to be rocked! Oh, your world!" said Pinkie. She narrowed her eyes at the wall in front of her, and shouted to Rainbow Dash.

"DO YOU CUT THEM IN HALF IF YOU CLOSE THE PORTAL?" shouted Pinkie. Rainbow shrugged and shouted back.

"OH MY CELESTIA THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!" shouted Dash. So Pinkie shot the portal at the wall, and when she turned to see the robot still intact, she sulked a bit in disappointment. Dash jumped back to where Pinkie was and they continued, with Dash holding the strange camera in her mouth. They saw another Emancipation Grill, and Dash shrugged and chucked the robot into it. The robot was turned into ash and Dash gasped.

"Oh my CELESTIA. I just MURDERED it!" said Dash. Pinkie looked up at the ceiling, as if someone were watching her while Rainbow Dash half mourned and half laughed at the unintentional destruction of the robot.

"Sorry we murdered your security bot! That's got to be expensive!" said Pinkie