//------------------------------// // JUST LET ME DO IT ALREADY!!! // Story: Pinkie Pie Dates A Cake // by Angel_Girl1217 //------------------------------// "And then, the rainbow-iest rainbow in all of the rain dash bow dashing land, came the the dash rain dash boom! And everyone was like, 'Woah, Dashie! How'd you do it?' And all Rainbow Dash the Amazing Rain Dash Rainbow Rain Dash Bow Dash did was rainbow a rain dash dashdashraindashbowrainbowdashdashrainbow!" Dashie exclaimed, as the other Elements of Harmony stared in awe at her, exept Pinkie. Wait a second--did I miss something? Oh yeah, how the other ponies got here. I should explain. So while Dashie was telling The Most Amazing Epic Princess Twilicorn her story about...rainbow-ing, or whatever, it just happened to be that Fluttershy had heard someone breaking into her cottage and stealing stuff--which wasn't really a surprise.....I mean, Pinkie's kind of a hard pony to miss. As for Rarity and Applejack, who were having a....nightly strolll...at....uhh....3 o' clock in the morning?--they kind of ran into some trouble, like, this one creepy dude trying to make out with Rarity....and some pony asking if Applejack was single....and then running into Trixie...and having to listen to her story about working on a rock farm for the 57,245th time, they finally needed some rest and came to Sugarcube Corner. Anyways, Dashie was rain-dashing, The Most Amazing Epic Princess Twilicorn was studying of course, Applejack was telling Rarity a story about apples..or something...and Fluttershy was kind of just sitting there being a loner. Pinkie was sitting there trying to enjoy her time with the cake, but before she knew it, the sun was rising. The cake would be taken away in little more than 6 hours. Pinkie needed some quality time with the cake. She was starting to grow angry. Finally, she couldn't take it. "ALL YOU PONIES BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I GO SUPER SAYAN ON YOU!!!!!!" Pinkie raged. All the ponies stared at her. "You dare talk to a princess that way, you worthless scum!" The Most Amazing Epic Princess Twilicorn said, her face looking as if Princess Celestia had just slapped her in the face----angry, but in shock. "Yeah, you no good rain dash bow dasher! Nopony needs you!" Dashie said, whipping her tail. "I'm rain-dashing out of here!" She said, flying away. "Yeah, me too! Sorry Pinkie. I mean...if you want me to stay..I will..but I...if you...of just forget it..." Fluttershy said, slowly flying away. Applejack and Rarity didn't say anything....they just left. "Finally some alone time, Cakey." Pinkie said. Finally.....