All Just a Part of a Nefarious Plan
By: Spartan-Guy 88
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LOCATION:
Unknown Fortress on Edge of Maretropolis
In a large room deep within the fortress of Doctor Insidious, there were two guards making sure no uninvited guests enter to free two captives that their boss managed to capture a half an hour ago. Those two captives were chained together and hoisted upside down in the air.
They were none other than The Masked Matterhorn and Radiance; and neither one of the seemed rather pleased with their current position in life.
"...Well this is embarrassing." Twilight said at last.
Rarity chimed in, "I couldn't agree more, love."
The two goons down below couldn't suppress their chuckles.
"Yeah! Not so tough now huh?" The first goon asked rhetorically.
The second goon added, "You might as well just call it quits! Because when our boss is done with his machine he's gonna-!"
The Masked Matterhorn interrupted him, "No you don't understand, we were talking to you guys. You guys truly have no idea how easily escapable this is."
"I honestly expected a lot more than this really." Radiance said in a very non-amused tone.
The two goons were left baffled at their statements. Goon One seemed ready to stand his ground.
"What the heck are you ladies talking about?! You're chained several feet off the ground, your other Power Pony have no idea where you are, Masked lady has a dampening ring on her horn, and Radiance is practically powerless without those precious jewels of hers. You don't stand a chance!"
One would expect any other pony to take heed of Goon One's words. Yet all the Masked Matterhorn and Radiance could do is sigh in exasperation.
"This is just sad, Matterhorn." Radiance said. "They just don't seem to see their flaw, do they?"
Goon Two, more nervous than his companion, spoke up, "Th-then why aren't you two just escaping then? Not that we want you two..."
Masked Matterhorn looked down at him and shook her head, "Because we feel sorry for you two. You two are going to be the only ones in here for us to deal with. I just hope your medical insurance is up to date..."
Goon Two gave a big gulp and backed away from them; Goon One however seemed to be more stubborn than ever.
"You're just bluffing! We're not gonna fall for it! Right?" He finished looking at Goon Two.
"Uh...yeah...right..." Goon Two responded nervously.
Twilight whispered to Rarity, "Although I REALLY wish the other girls would hurry up and get in here. I hate the feeling of my blood rushing to my head; and my wings are starting to cramp up."
"Indeed, Twilight. We didn't pool our bits together to get this enchanted comic just so you and I can hang up here and feel terrible for those two hooligans down there." Rarity replied in a whisper.
Just then however, Twilight came up with something very devious to further psychologically twist the knife. "Hey Rarity, wanna make out...?"
Rarity seemed slightly repulsed at the thought, "Darling, you know that I love you with all my heart, and that I just adore to 'make out' with you... but is NOW a really good time?"
"I just want to freak them out even more... Please?" Twilight silently pleaded.
Rarity sighed and replied, "Oh, why not. It is rather enjoyable to fool those two down there anyway."
Down below, Goon One and Goon Two were discussing their current predicament.
"D-Do you really think they mean what they said?" Goon Two asked, "Are they just toying with us."
Goon One resisted the urge to slap his companion upside the head. "Will you just can it already?! They're testing us! Look at them. They've got nowhere to go up there."
Goon Two nervously glanced up towards the two captives, "But what if they-WHY ARE THEY KISSING?!?!"
"Oh nice try," Goon One said while looking up towards whatever it was Goon Two was seeing, "They're not...whoa..."
Both Goons were pleasantly surprised when they saw both The Masked Matterhorn and Radiance passionately kissing each other. Neither Goon seemed to be able to tear their eyes away from the sight or make any sound.
Therefore neither one of them noticed the door to the room getting blasted off its hinges with lighting coming behind it; and neither one of them turned to see two bolts of lightning streaming towards them.
Zapp flew into the room after neutralizing the two Goons and loudly proclaimed, "Don't worry Matterhorn and Radiance, the Power Ponies have finally arrived to-!"
Rainbow Dash looked up and saw her two sisters-in-arms in a rather heated lip lock. She couldn't suppress the groan.
"Oh for crying out loud! You two couldn't wait until we got out of the comic to start trading spit with each other?!"
After finally releasing the kiss, Twilight calmly stated. "Nope, I guess not." She turned towards her marefriend, "Radiance, would you please...?"
"Ah yes of course." Rarity replied.
She then activated her horn -the ONE THING Doctor Insidious and his Goons completely forgot about- and floated her Attack Constructs to her wrists. Once firmly secured, she then constructed a magical bolt-cutter and snapped them both free of their chains.
After landing on the ground, Zapp finally spoke up; "Right, now that you two are done expressing your 'unquestionable love for each other' we gotta join up with the others so we can take down Doctor Insidious."
Just as they all began to leave, the Masked Matterhorn turned towards her lover and said, "You have to admit, we really showed those two not to screw with us."
"All just a part of a nefarious plan my dear..." Radiance replied.
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