//------------------------------// // To Canterlot we go! // Story: My Little Pony: Payday is Magic // by Twisted Gears //------------------------------// "...Bile here. Nice to see you all again!" Replied an old Stallion's voice through the radio. "Five years without hearing your sexy voice, eh?" Said Hoxton. "You're making me blush, Hox!" Replied the voice. "Quit it. Bile, where are you going to pick us up?" Asked Dallas, taking the command of the radio. "Bain told me that they're going to watch every single road, so the Hills should do it. I've got a pretty-ass silent Zeppeling right here!" "Sounds good. Well then, see you tonight!" "Till' the night!" The radio transmission got cutted. "...Well then, you know what to do. Get your equipment ready, we're leaving this afternoon. Oh, and special care with the Hostages." "At your command." Replied Chains. "Sure." Replied Hoxton. "I'll get the Twins ready." Replied Twitch. ...If Wolf was around, he would speak in gibblerish again, or say something like "Yah", following his accent... "...Oh, shit. Wolf!" Suddently remember Chains. "He's still at the hospital, right?" "Yup." Replied Twitch. "He's got for a few days." "Well, he'll have to recover quickly, we need him now." "Should we pay a visit to the Hospital?" Asked Hoxton, getting everything he would need for the ride. "I'll go. They would suspect if any of you ask for him." Said Twitch, wearing her sunglasses again. "...Don't take too much time." Simply said Dallas, watching her leave through the back door... "...Hello, miss...?" "Twitch..." She took off her sunglasses. "Twitch Nerve." Nurse Redhearth looked at her raising an eyebrow. "In what may I help you?" "I'm looking for my... Husband. I think he got in trouble tonight... With a chair." Replied Twitch. "Ooh. You're mister Wolfang's wife?" Redhearth cracked a smile, remembering what the other nurses told her about the incident. "He's at the observations room seven. Follow me, I will guide you to him." "Thank you." "Hey, Dallas..." "...What do you want, Hox..." "What trick do you think that Twitch is going to use to get to Wolf?" Asked Hoxton, while he was organizing whatever he would need for the operation. "What do you mean?" "Like, if she's going to enter the front door saying she's the wife of Wolf or something." "Nah, she's not that kind of actress." assured Dallas, mostly to himself. "She's probably going to enter by the window and pull Wolf out." Said Chains, leaving the basement with an ammunitions crate on his back. "Poor Wolf..." "...Poor Wolfang..." "This isn't anything to be worried, Twitch..." Replied Wolf, scratching the sides of his privates, that were covered in bandages. "It is! How dare you hump a wooden chair, after drinking celestia-knows what amount of alcohol!" "Hey, I did that because you don't let me have fun with you!" "Aah, now it's my fault! Who's the one that's always sitting in the sofa, reading the newspapers!" "Um... I'll better go now..." "Leave!" Said Wolf and Twitch in unison. Once Redhearth left the observations room, they locked eyes on eachother. "Well, Wolfie, I'm here to bring you out of this hospital." "Aha, I was starting to think you guys forgot about me!" "Psh, nopony will ever forget our Wolfie." Twitch headed to one of the windows, and opened it. "Can you walk?" "My privates are itching, and hurts like a shot to the nuts, but I can walk." Said Wolf, getting up, watching to don't make any strange contact with anything. "Ladies first." Said Twitch, throwing Wolf out of the window, that landed with his jaw. Twitch came out later. "...Damn you Twitch..." Cursed Wolf, having a nice look of the grass that was growing close to the hospital. "Aw, that's nothing. You said it by yourself." Twitch raised her sight, and saw the carriage that was waiting at the other side of the street, with the Twins waiting... "He-Hey, it's Wolfie! Welcome back, man!" Said Hoxton, tossing him back his mask. Wolf catched it mid-air. "Hoxtonator, thanks for this honour!" "Hey mate, how's your nuts today?" Asked Dallas, cracking one of his infamous evil smiles. "Itching like Tartarus' gates." "I would put up a party for you, but we've got an operation to do." Said Chains, coming out of the basement with his fourth crate of ammunitions. Wolf raised an eyebrow. That's a word he will remember the rest of his life. "Anything I should be aware of?" "We are going to Canterlot tonight." Assured Dallas, placing another magazine of tranquilizer darts in his saddlebag. "Out of the frying pan..." "...Into the fryer. That's my phrase, Wolf." Said Bain's voice through the radio. "Don't use it too much." "Aw, It's a cool catchphrase!" "And it's mine. C'mon, get your stuff ready, you're leaving in thirty minutes." The radio transmission cutted. "Back to work, Gentlestallions." "...Everypony ready?" "Eeyup. Whenever you're done, we can go. Twitch?" Chains asked through the radio. "The Twins are ready, and waiting." Replied Twitch's voice. "Allright then, let's go." Said Wolf, picking another of his pretious turrets. ...Once the group was outside, with everything they would need in their saddlebags, and wearing their suits... "Hop in, we're heading to the hills!" Said Twitch, popping her head out of the window. "The light of the afternoon should give us the chance to slip unnoticed." "Hey, Dallas. Where's the princess?" "Oh, almost forgot her... Hey, Chains, can you lift a safe?" "Lemme' guess, Applejack." "Exactly. I'll deal with the princess myself." ...Once back in the Safehouse, in the basement... "Masks on, mark covered. Just dump her somewhere out, like a bridge or in the farm." "Got it. Do your best, Dallas." Dallas, wearing his mask, covering his cutiemark, and with his suit, stepped front of Twilight. She was starting to gain contiousness, as the amount of sedative used last time was intended for a few hours. "...Good morning, princess. Or, should I say good afternoon?" Greeted Dallas, lifting Twilight's jaw. She was still pretty much out of this world, with dry tears pouring out from her eyes. "Enjoying your stay in our little safehouse?" She could barely move her mouth, as the Innovations Inc. Sedative nullifies muscles, one step of turning into hearth-stopping poison. Nothing that the princess said could be understood anyways. "...Well, I'll take that as an 'It's going great', okay?" Twilight tried to glare at him, but not even her face was reacting as intended. "...So, we're taking you with us, like it or not. You'll just stay shut, but meanwhile, I'll put this..." Dallas grabbed a set of the (in)famous blue ducktape, and attached some on Twilight's mouth. "...So you stay put. Hey, Chains, done with Applejack?" "I can't find the damn safe in the darkness, dangit!" "...Then just turn on the lights!" "...Oh." Chains turned on the lights, and the room that was divided with the glass could be seen. Only the safe, and the spattered tomato sauce were in the room. The steel chair was mostly crushed by Applejack in her attempt to escape. Chains headed to the safe, lifted it, and to his back. It did weight a lot, but Chain's a tough guy. The bad part is that he could barely move, even through he wasn't wearing his new body armour. "See that safe?" Asked Dallas, moving Twilight's head towards the room. "Your dear friend, Applejack's body is in it. Let's say, we have to dump her, and we need a new safe anyways." ...A tear dropped on Twilight's eyes. "Well, your medication says that you shouldn't take more untill you're fully awakened, but we'll do something different this time..." Said Dallas, getting behind Twilight, and taking out his Bronco .44 Revolver. A hoofgun-wip later, Twilight was back uncontious. Dallas untied her from the chair, but keeping her legs and wings tied, and placed her on his back. Next, he exited the basement, turned off the lights, and headed to the carriage... "Chains, does that safe weights too much for your leg?" Asked Wolf, lifting an eyebrow. "Nope. Make some space, we're dropping her on the road." "Got the princess uncontious, just in case." Said Dallas, dumping the princess inside the carriage. "Well then, let's go!" "Aye. Twins, to the hills we go!" Shouted Twitch, as the back door of the carriage closed, and they headed towards their destination... "...This seems a good place to dump her." Said Wolf, looking on the window. They were crossing a bridge, and there was nopony around. "Allright. Twins, stop for a moment!" Once the carriage stopped, the back door opened, and the safe where Applejack was, got dropped in the road. "We just leave her like that?" "Of course not. Wolf, still got some explosives?" "Yup. Why do you ask?" Dallas pointed at the safe. "Oooh. Iv'e ot some spare C4. Let's just hope that she doesn't end deaf in the explosion." "Just do it." "Fine..." Wolf jumped off the carriage, looked around to make sure nopony was there. next, he placed a certain amount of plastic explosive in the door of the safe, placed it on a twenty-seconds tier, and ran back to the carriage. "Let's go!" ...While they moved away in the carriage, the safe's door blew away, and Applejack left the safe, only with a few scratches. She was free again. "Allright guys, we're at the meeting area. We should be far away from any Royals, or anypony else." Assured Twitch, getting out the carriage. "Allright, sounds good, but... Where's Bile anyways?" Asked Chains, taking out a box of ammunitions from the carriage. "Chains, do you ever look up?" Said Hoxton, leaving the carriage with his saddlebag in his back. Chains looked up, but he did not saw anything. "...Am I missing anything?" "A bit to the left." "...Nothing." "Really?" Hoxton face-hooved. "Over there..." He pointed towards a slight distortion in the sky. A second later, a whole zeppelin started to slowly appear from it. "Holy... Molly..." Those are the only words that Chains found. A huge Zeppelin suddently appeared in front of the hills. As it was slowly appearing from thin air. It's surface was made out from a material that seemed to be black scales of a lizzard, organized in perfect hexagons. It didn't made any sound, as it's propulsion was something out of this world. That Zeppelin had the words Innovations Incorporated printed on it, even through it was clean of any marks. "Well hello there! Get yours flanks up here right now!" Said Bile's voice through the radio. "Did I miss any-holy..." Wolf looked towards the Zeppelin. Since he is the one that loves technology, he was having a severe case of mind-gasm, related to the Zeppelin. "Incredible first words, Wolfie." Said Dallas, pushing him out. "Not bad, not bad. Bile, how long till' we're at Canterlot? "Twenty minutes if we leave right now." Replied Bile's voice. "Allright everypony, get to the chopp-" Hoxton's mouth got covered by Dallas' hoof. "...No."