As we were talking about how we are going to prank Ponyville one of my favorite ponies popped out of a bush next to us. “OH OH! Can I join you!?” Pinkie smiled. Peter and I looked at each other for a few moments then we both looked at Pinkie and said at the same time.
“Yes.” Calmly and clearly. She jumped out of the bush and we kept talking about the plans.
“Right so we should start with the other elements then work around town. We need a LOT of pie and glue, along with a lot of other pranking items we could possibly get from our partner in crime here.” I extended my wing towards Pinkie.
“Great! Should we get started?” I nodded at her and looked at Peter.
“Multiple teleport spell, picture a ring around you and your companions and where you want to go, then add the amount of magic needed to do so.” I nodded and did so. As soon as we got there Pinkie shot off towards Sugar Cube Corner.
“We’ll get started with a few things! Meet us whenever!” She nodded as she got out of sight. “Alright, let’s get this show on the road!” I cheered and became invisible as this would help when pranking a whole town.
“Smart. Hold on.” Peter also became invisible but I could still see him.
“Smart on your part, let’s start with Dash!”
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Rainbow Dash’s cloud home was coming into view, she had no idea what she was in for. “Ready?” I looked over at Peter as we flew.
“Oh yeah.” He grinned. I turned towards Dash’s house and yelled.
“OH MY GAWDS THE WONDERBOLTS ARE IN TOWN!” I heard some sound in the house and readied a very smelly pie.
Dash shot out of her house with a look of pure excitement. “What!? Where!?” She looked around franticly.
“Over here!” I called and threw the pie. It hit her face as she turned to look where my voice came from. The both of us broke out into laughter as we flew away from the VERY pissed off Rainbow Dash.
“When I find who did this you’re going to pay!” I giggled, D’aww, she thinks she can take me on! How cute!
“Alright, next target: Applejack!” We bro-hoofed and flew towards the farm.
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When we got there Pinkie was hiding in a bush waiting for us. “Hiya! I see what you’re doing, taking out the strongest first huh?” She giggled as we nodded, I didn’t even ask how she knew it was us but at the time I was still giggling over Dash’s prank.
“Alright, I’m going to change into an earth pony proclaiming I have the best apples in the world and get her to try one, Pinkie how fast can you make an apple like the party cannon?” She held up an apple.
“This fast! Don’t bite it.” I grinned and took it with my magic.
“Pinkie, sooner or later you’re going to have to go out drinking with me. It will be the most random night in history! Anyway I’m off!” I ran off onto the path to the farm and changed from an alicorn to an earth pony. I was brown with a fire red mane and deep green eyes, I started yelling. “Try one of the best apples in the world! One free for every customer! BEST APPLES IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!” I heard the sound of hooves pounding on the ground. “Heh. Her pride would never let her ignore this.” I muttered to myself as the farmpony came into view.
“What’s this about the best apples in Equestria!? You’re looking at the farm!” She was, I swear, about to explode with rage by the looks of it.
“Ah but my dear I come from faraway lands and there this apple is called the best in the world! I have come here to prove this fact!” I had a honest grin on my face, I must be a good liar because she was buying it!
“Well Ah guess one try won’t hurt.” She was about to hand me a bit when I put my hoof up.
“First ones free for first time costumers. Here.” I handed (hoofed?) her the apple and started walking away. “I have a place in Ponyville if you want more.” Just then I heard the apple explode and the grin grew on my face. “I told you they were the best!” I turned to see Applejack with a lot of party stuff around her and she had a look of shock and rage. Huh, that’s a whole new shade of red.
“WHEN AH GET MAH HOOVES ON YA I”M GUNA-” I turned back into my alicorn form and flew away turning invisible again.
“No refunds!” I laughed as Peter and Pinkie flew after me. (Pinkie was riding on Peter’s back.)
Next will be Rarity. I’ll get a new outfit while I’m at it.
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I saw the Carousel Boutique coming into view. I looked at Peter and Pinkie. “Alright here’s the plan, I’m going to go in and order a new suit for the Gala and when I leave you guys head in and distract her therefor having her stress out then throw the mud pies. Don’t hit the suit though, I’m going to need that.” They both nodded as we landed. I pushed open the door.
“Hello welcome to Carousel Boutique where everything is *GASP*” She turned her head and looked at me with wide eyes. “My king! It is a honor to have you in my shop and home!” She was about to bow when I stopped her.
“Please no bowing, it makes me feel low...” I sighed then smiled. “Anyway I heard you were the best at what you do so I have come to place an order for a nice suit for the Gala. Something that would just look good on me.” She nodded and started measuring me.
“Hold still dear.” She told me. I was there 20 minutes when she finished. “Alright dear I will have it done before the Gala!” I nodded my thanks and left. I saw Pinkie and Peter by the door and grinned.
“Plan is a go.” They nodded and Peter changed into a very hyper looking unicorn. I ran and hid in a bush to watch the chaos go down. They went in, I heard some talking, then yelling, then screaming as Pinkie and Peter bolted out of the building chased by a very angry and dirty Rarity.
“GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PESTS!” Peter and Pinkie were laughing so much they almost got caught. Peter managed a teleport to where I was hiding in the bush and that’s when I started dying.
“Oh boy that was a hoot!” We all laughed. “Come on. We have two more elements to un-harmonize.” I grinned as we started walking towards the library.
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“This is going to be a tricky one. See this book?” I held up a book and they nodded, Peter got a huge grin on his face. “By this time of the day Twilight should be testing out spells so if we switch this one with the one she is testing she will change into a male.”
“Oh I feel like I’ve done this somewhere before with a guy named Kyle.” Pinkie put her hoof on her chin thinking.
“Ok? Anyway P-I mean Keeper you distract her while we switch out the books.” He nodded and Pinkie and I ran off towards the back window as Peter knocked on the door. When we heard a gasp I made Pinkie invisible. “Ok here we go.” I opened the window and slipped in, Pinkie following close behind. I saw Peter talking with Twilight who was throwing questions at him as if he were a spider and she was trying to kill it by throwing things at it. Anyway, I saw an open book with a spell in it but I ignored it and picked it up and placed the other book down. Pinkie and I got out as fast as we could and waited for Twilight to stop trying to kill Peter with words.
After about an hour he got out of there and we started laughing. “How’d it go?” Pinkie looked at him with one of the godlike smiles.
“It was interesting, but let’s see what happens now.” He grinned as we approached the window. She had been reading the book when we got there and after about 3 minutes her horn glowed it covered her and when the light faded she was a HE! He looked around for a minute then gasped.
“What the!? I’m a stallion!” He was panicking and looking at the book. “Wait a minute!” I just noticed his voice was deeper. “This isn’t the book I was reading! What the hay happened!?” By this time we were dying in silent laughter. We were laughing so hard it came out high pitched yelps when we needed to breathe. I was gagging on my own breath when we finally stopped.
“Next up is Fluttershy!” I declared.
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We were nearing the small cottage as I was explaining the plan. “So we are going to have Pe-I mean the Keeper shape shift into a dragon and have him hide in the woods and we’re going to say we saw a hungry ‘little fella’ out there and needs food fast. Ready?” They both nodded with grins. “Let’s do this.” Peter then changed into a large dragon and ran into the woods without casing to much noise. Pinkie and I walked over to Fluttershy’s door and knocked.
“H-hello?” She opened the door slowly and smiled at us. “Oh hi Pinkie, Night.” Oh how I love that name.
“Greeting Fluttershy, Pinkie and I are here that a poor little animal is starving in the woods over there.” I pointed with my horn over to the woods Peter was hiding in. “We were hoping you would have some-” She rushed past us and into the forest with a big bag of food. “Food?” I looked at Pinkie and grinned. After a few minutes we heard a loud ‘MEEP’ then 10 seconds we heard a ‘boo’ that was a bit loud. Fluttershy shot past us again and into her house. I heard a LOT of locks then Peter came out of the forest back in his pony form. “And that’s how you scare a pony that loves animals!” We all broke down as we walked away. I felt a bit bad about it but got over it soon after. We said bye to Pinkie and teleported back to Canterlot castle, there waiting for us was Tia and Lulu, Tia didn’t look too happy but Lulu was on the way to laughing.
“Mind telling me where you two were all day and why I got a letter from Twilight saying pranking has been going on?” I giggled and Lulu started giggling as well.
“Well I needed cheering up on a lot of things.so I had some fun, just because I’m king doesn’t mean I can’t take a short break. Sorry I made some noise but hey I forgot what I was sad about!” She smiled and rolled her eyes. I nuzzled her and Lulu. “Right what is next on my planer?” I muttered to myself as I saw the sun going down.
“I would say you should go to bed.” Tia walked past me.
...............Wait.
Something is wrong here, it got colder by lots and Lulu looked like she was freezing. “Lulu, are you sick? Come here.” She walked over to me and I put my hoof to her head. “Holy moly girl you’re burning up! Come on off to bed with you!” I walked with her to her room and tucked her in. “I’ll have someone bring you some soup later when you wake up alright?” She nodded. I kissed the top of her head and walked out of the room. “I must be one of those old time dads.” I shrugged and saw Peter walk towards his room. “Might as well get some sleep myself.” I muttered and walked into my awesome room. I laid down on my bed and closed my eyes. I didn’t know it at first but I was about to go through a LOT of stuff in the morning.
If it ever came back....