Chaos Is Not Pleased

by Goffee


Prologue

"Because if you ever get boring, I'll be back!" finished Chaos as he pulled a chesire cat and vanished with his eyes and mouth as the only things still visible. Chaos then vanished in a purple, green, and pink smoke explosion to signal is departure from Agrabah completely. He had left Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Genie, and Abu with his final words to sink into their minds.

"Another job well done by me." said Chaos as he floated through his own personal abode hidden on the border between purgatory and the universe. Chaos settled down on his personal throne and observed his own crystal ball floating over a small pyramid on the floor. The crystal ball was placed conveniently in front of his throne so he would not have to leave the comfort of his seat. "Oh yes, I can't wait to see who else needs my immediate intervention.". Chaos spawned a cup of tea with his magic and started to sip it.

Chaos's home was one of a humble nature considering his power. His home was actually just one room that measured ten foot by ten foot with a ceiling raised ten feet also. His home was a perfect cube that was fit for the god of disorder. Chaos did not want it to be too perfect or orderly, so there was an occasional chip in the tile or a small hole in the wall. The walls were adorned with pictures from the universe such as a nebula or a black hole. The ceiling was designed to show off many stars and had a waning crescent moon in the center of them all. The floor was made of a beautiful black and white swirl marble tile. On each side of his throne, banners hung down and revealed paintings of his own face to further show that this room belonged to no one other than Chaos himself. Chaos's throne had a backrest that resembled the sun with its rays coming from the top. The armrests of the throne were the heads of cobra snakes which symbolized how tricky Chaos could be. On the seat of the throne where Chaos sat, there was a red blanket with gold stitches flowing over the front of the throne and puddled onto the floor. Chaos had no bed as he did not need to sleep, ever.

"Let's see where else I can go to hopefully spice up some lives and keep things from getting boring." said Chaos as he used his mind to activate the crystal ball in front of his throne to search for places that seemed all to boring. The first thing that Chaos came across was a world that the inhabitants called Tamriel. This wasn't the first time that Chaos came across this place, and every time he did, it seemed good enough to pass up because it always passed his chaos test. Only once had Chaos needed to visit Tamriel, and that was to turn an imperial named Jagar Tharn evil to unsettle some of the peace. "Ah Tamriel, as much as I would like to visit you, it seems that there is plenty of chaos going around with all the mad gods raining cheese, dramatic adventures, and what not." said Chaos as he brought up another possible location to visit. This next world seemed to be extremely technologically advanced with all of its talking robots owned by the Mom corporation and the space ships that can travel across their universe with little to no effort whatsoever. There also seemed to be a lot of adventures going on with a business called the 'Planet Express' as they delivered packages across their alternate universe. This universe certainly had plenty of chaos going on due to the scientific anomalies, alien invasions, and a beast from another dimension called Yivo that liked to mate with the back of creatures' heads. "Next." said Chaos as he flipped to another possible place to visit. This place was a planet full of bipedal, feline creatures with blue fur. They seemed to all be a part of a huge tribe that revered nature and the huge lush planet that they live on. This seemed like it would be the most ideal place of all for Chaos to visit, but humans were warring with the natives over something called Unobtanium. The jungle was anything but peaceful. "These humans appear in a lot of these alternate universes." observed Chaos.

"These places all seem like interesting places to cause some Chaos, but they all seem to be doing just fine without me. That is just wonderful!" said Chaos happily. Chaos then took a peak at the next universe in his magic ball. What Chaos saw was a large country full of lush green grasslands and many untouched or untamed forests. Chaos saw nothing going on anywhere, just peace, peace, and more peace. This world was occupied by ponies of all colors and was ironically called Equestria. There even seemed to be three different races of these ponies, including: unicorns, pegasi, and just regular old ponies. They all lived in harmony, not many complications or, anything. There even seemed to be a spirit of chaos there that was causing small amounts of chaos, but the order(boring) outweighed the chaos on a massive scale. Of all the cities in the land, this one called 'Canterlot' seemed to be the least exciting of all. Chaos's mouth dropped open in a frown. He grabbed his cheeks and hovered into the air. "Oh no! this is unacceptable. I cannot allow this cliché to go on. These ponies look absolutely bored. Happy, but bored. I will not let them down! Equestria needs me!" Chaos flew into the air and exploded into a purple, green, and pink smoke with his face the only thing remaining. "After all, what would the world be like without a little CHAOS!?" said Chaos dramatically as he disappeared completely and departed for Equestria.