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// Chapter 4: Frozen Dildo Shit Gets Changed Up in The Ass of a Prostitute 
// Story: Jason's Equine Discovery 
// by EarthTrack 
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So Discord and Jason were talking, and Jason realized something. Discord is classy as fuck.  So Discord’s all.

“You should kill Princess Celestia.”

And Jason’s all.

“Potassium.”
Discord explains that Celestia is going to be at the Grand Galloping Gala tonight and that Jason should go so he can beat the shit out of her. Jason proceeds to leave and go to Canterlot, hoping to get there before the Gala. On he walked. Shit was getting dark. Like, fucking nighttime dark. Because, you know, it was nighttime. So he just keeps fucking walking like a badass motherfucker. 

“At the Gala, with the tyrant, is where I’m going to be!” He sang. “She would talk all about magic, but she’ll be fucking dead! It is going to be so awesome, when Discord rules all the land!” 

So Jason gets to Canterlot, right? And he walks up to the door. The guards are all.

“Halt!”

So Jason kills them with his sock. Then he walks inside. He walks up to Celestia.

So Jason kills her with his sock. Then Discord lived happily ever after. Right after he kills Jason.

The End.