//------------------------------// // Chapter 3: Some Random Stuff // Story: Dasheresque 0: The Awesomeness Begins // by JusSonic //------------------------------// Chapter 3: Some Random Stuff We fade in to the next scene which shows Lucille laughing sinisterly...then trying again while standing next to a white stallion in a red suit named Prince Armour and a pink alicorn in a dress named Princess Credenza (both of them are played by Shining Armor and Princess Cadance of course). Lucille smirks while saying to the two ponies, "No one will stop me now...I will take over the world." "But what's the point in doing so?" Credenza asks with a worried look. "Your country is going to be declared war on by our own!" "Right, what you're doing is suicide!" Armour exclaims angrily in agreement. "No, no, it's simple...and I gotta wait for Dasheresque and her band of merry fools to get here." Lucille said with a smirk as she stood around the room in her HQ which appears to be a factory (or that secret dungeon underneath Sugarcube Corner that Pinkie Pie keeps for some reason and is the one of a mysterious Pinkie Pie lookalike). "Got her right here, mistress," Dragon Whiplash exclaims as the stallion thug push the cage with Dasheresque, Tardis and Pretty into the room. "They didn't go anywhere." "Eeyup, nowhere," The thug remarks in agreement. "Oh no...we're in some place that is like out of a bad movie." Tardis said unemotionally. "Lucille, you made a bad mistake...actually two! One is turning against mom and the other in capturing Dasheresque!" Dasheresque exclaims angrily to Lucille. "Right...wait, I mean wrong, Dasher-brat!" Lucille exclaims evilly. "You see, the dateline will soon be up...and I will watch as the other country blows this one up...and the fun will begin." "But why are you doing this?" Credenza demands to Lucille more than she asked. "What do you hope to gain by war?!" "Simple; I will be safe here in my HQ and when the smoke clears up, I will pick up the pieces and take over the remains with my new empire." "So that's it?! You just want to take over the countries when everyone else is dead?!" Armour asks furiously to Lucille. "You are a crazy pony!" "Thank you. Oh, Dasheresque, darling...you were a good enemy up to now...too bad it was short live before you're about to be...made into cupcakes!" Lucille laughs evilly as the thug grabs a rope and pulls the cage right to the ceiling, "Dragon, darling?" "Yes, madam," Dragon Whiplash exclaims angrily as he push in some sort of device into the room and push it right underneath the cage (actually, it's a harmless device that is used to make apple cider but for the sake of this movie, just pretend it's horror). "You horrible, disgusting filly," Pretty exclaims to Lucille in anger. "You won't get away with this..." "I already did. And now, I will take my guests to my viewing room to get front row seats to the end of their countries. Thug whose name I cannot remember, make sure that they don't try to escape. Ciao!" Lucille laughs as she and Dragon, who pulls the two rulers along, heads offscreen. "Eeyup," The thug exclaims as he stood guard, preparing for the end...but looks confused, "Uh, Rainbow? How does this drop sequence supposed to happen?" "Just lower the rope or something!" Rainbow stage whispers to Big Macintosh who nods and quickly rushes to the rope, beginning to lower the cage. "Yeah, that oughta work." "Oh no. We're going to be made into cupcakes soon...we're doomed." Tardis said unemotionally. "Oh, on the contrary, we are not dead yet...there is a way to escape." Dasheresque said as she takes her nunchuck gun out. "It's time I make a sacrifice...for the team." Dasheresque screams as she throws her nunchuck gun into the machine...we see a quick recycled footage of an explosion before going back to the screen, seeing the heroes near a broken cage and the machine that looks like it exploded and stuff. "Ah, that was...a powerful explosion that I cannot describe more than once." Dasheresque said with a slight grin. "Look out, Dasheresque!" Pretty squeals in fright as the thug rush at Dasheresque. The heroine frowns in determination as she flies at the thug... Rainbow is seen hitting Derpy with the nunchuck gun in her thug disguise, groaning, "I live for stuff like this... Another quick cut later and the thug is down for the count. Dasheresque smirks while saying, "Lucille got the worst thugs in the world...in the universe...or whatever." "We gotta worried and save the rulers." Tardis said in concern. "Right, looks like we're going to have to..." "Enough stalling and get going!" Pretty snap to Dasheresque impatiently. Dasheresque sighs. Pretty is just like Beautiful. The mares and Tardis rush off to get to the viewing room...before Time Turner rush back to turn the camera off. -------------- The trio of heroes rushes into the viewing room, finding Armour and Credenza...not tied up and watching a movie. Rainbow frowns and clears her throat, "Ahem!" "Huh? Oh, sorry! Didn't know we're back," Shining yelps quickly as he and Cadance quickly got back into character... A quick cut shows the rulers tied up and forced to watch the deadline getting closer. Lucille, spotting her enemies, shrugs while saying, "Well, looks like you are resourceful, Dasheresque darling." "Give it up, Lucille! The only place you will be ruling is a prison cell!" Dasheresque exclaims as she got her nunchuck gun. "Now get ready to scream like a filly...and I mean like a coward and not like Pretty." "Hey!" Pretty exclaims to Dasheresque in annoyance by the remark. "Dasheresque, prepare to meet my new secret weapon and your doom...Disaster Moon!" Lucille exclaims madly as she motions to a figure that came out of the shadows. Some suspense music is heard from Rainbow as an alicorn wearing armor appears (Princess Luna), booming, "Thou shall suffer by the hooves of Disaster Moon!" "Oh horse feathers." Dasheresque said in concern by the sight of Disaster Moon. "An alicorn...awww, nuts," Tardis said with a groan. This doesn't look good. "Well, so you got an alicorn for a henchpony, eh, Lucille?" Dasheresque remarks as she and Disaster Moon circle one another. "You sure know how to pick them." "That's right...two dumb freaks go into this fight, one dumb freak comes out!" Lucille laughs madly. "Ahem!" Luna snaps to Rarity in annoyance by the 'dumb freak' remark. "Oops, sorry about the dumb freak remark, Princess Luna," Rarity said to Luna sheepishly, not wanting to make the Goddess of the Night mad. "It's all right, Rarity." Luna said with a smile and a nod. "Be careful! Disaster Moon has the power of the night!" Armour warns Dasheresque in concern. "Please win or war will be inevitable." Credenza said in agreement. "Let the fight begin!" Lucille laughs sinisterly. Disaster Moon roars as she charges right at Dasheresque who prepares herself... In a quick cut, we see Nyx, wearing her old armor, on a cart tangling with Derpy, in her Rainbow Dash disguise, fighting. The filly alicorn cringes while saying, "Ouch, ouch." "Ooh, careful, Nyxie." Derpy said sheepishly. The camera turns to see Rainbow and Luna drinking water. The former ask, "So basically you can walk into dreams and that's how you helped Scootaloo with her problems? "Indeed, but she deal with conquering her fears on her own." Luna explains to Rainbow with a nod. "Wow; that was..." Rainbow, noticing the camera, quickly yells out, "Not on us, Spike; The fight, the fight!" "Oh, sorry, sorry," Spike exclaims as she turns the camera back onto the fight. Nyx squealed as Derpy almost hit her. The filly exclaims, "Hey, careful, Derpy! Mommy would be upset if I get hurt during these stunts." "Oh, sorry, Nyx," Derpy said sheepishly. A quick cut later, Dasheresque jumps back, frowning as Disaster Moon advances on her, booming, "You insolent fool! You think you can stop me; the mistress of all evil...who is the minion of all evil?!" "You know, Disaster Moon, you look thirsty." Dasheresque said with a smirk as she grabs a hose, "How about some water?!" Dasheresque turns the hose on, spraying Disaster Moon with some water. The alicorn gasps, "Gah; Nooo!" "Yahoo, good work, Dasheresque," Tardis cheers on while Dasheresque flew at Disaster Moon. "And here are some fireworks for your water!" Dasheresque exclaims as she throws in some pop rocks and soda into the minion's mouth, then shakes her head a bit. "No, no..." Disaster Moon said unemotionally as her head...well, okay, the stuff blew up in her mouth. "Ouch, that hurt and stuff." "Luna, come on! With more emotion and rage," Rainbow whispers to Luna from off-screen Luna tries again. Disaster Moon roars out in her Royal Canterlot Voice, "Curse you, mortal pony! You shall pay for that insult!" "Do you take cash, credit or nunchucks?! Hiya!" Dasheresque exclaims as she flies in swinging her nunchuck right at Disaster Moon... A quick shows Rainbow smashing down a cutout. Rainbow hits it a few times, snapping, "Take this, take this! Ah ha! Take this for your sister! Now have a fly goodbye!" Rainbow (as Dasheresque) throws the cutout into a hole nearby. Luna is heard screaming as if she (well, okay the cutout) was being thrown as Disaster Moon disappears from sight. "Good work, Dasheresque! Yay," Pretty said meekly. "Looks like your weapon is not so secret and powerful at all," Dasheresque remarks with a triumphant smirk (though we see Luna leaving the set). "So give up the rulers or..." "Hold it, Dasheresque!" Lucille remarks as she held up a gem, pointing it at Armour and Credenza. "Make one false move and I will be turning these two into eggs that I will eat!!!" This got Dasheresque to grit her teeth at this. "You wouldn't dare!" Credenza gasps. "Oh, I would. It's your move; you are once again pointless yet easy to use, just like your mother." Lucille taunts Dasheresque evilly. "LUCILLE!!!" Dasheresque exclaims, holding a fist up. It doesn't look good. Lucille laughs madly...then saw that her gem is gone, making Rarity asks in confusion, "What the...?" The cast glares at Spike who is eating the gem, making him blink and ask, "What?" "Ugh, Spike! That was for the dramatic part of this film!" Rainbow exclaims to Spike in annoyance. "And you ate it!" "Ooooh, sorry; I thought we were on lunch break." "Argh, we will have to work our way around it then...by ad-libbing." Time Turner now then got back into the character of Tardis, saying, "Oh wow! Dasheresque's awesomeness power has able to destroy Lucille's gem." "Oh no, your awesomeness is too much for my gem to take." Lucille said (not even trying). "But I will set this place to self-destruct soon...I will escape while you all die at the claws of Dragon Whiplash and my Changelings; Ha ha ha ha." Lucille rush off as Credenza gasps, "Look out, Dasheresque and friends!" The heroes saw Dragon Whiplash and his Changelings appear, the dragon got some safely scissors. "Ha ha ha ha; I may die but I will die knowing that my lady will get what she wants!" Dragon Whiplash laughs evilly as he knocks down Tardis, hitting him with the scissor...the blunt end. "Ugh, come on; how do you work these things?!" "No, you got to help Tardis, I will free the rulers." Pretty said as she flies over to help Armour and Credenza. "Okay, Dragon breathe, claws off Tardis or this will get uglyesque!" Dasheresque snaps as she swings her nunchuck part of the gun at Dragon Whiplash...only for it to break apart, "Awww horse feathers!" "Ha! I am nunchuck proof and bullet proof!" Dragon Whiplash laughs evilly as he hits Tardis some more. "Ugh, blasted foal-proof stuff." "Then it's time for me to resort to some 'dragon bucking'; Yeehaw!" Dragon Whiplash yelps as Rainbow hits him with her back feet, sending him flying into the self-destruct machine (which is actually a dryer). The mare closes the thing in time, sealing him in while the villain screams in defeat. "Ha! Looks like this dragon's time is up," Dasheresque laughs in triumph (so to speak or whatever). "Look, I free the rulers." Pretty said as she, Armour and Credenza came over, the rulers has been freed of their ropes. "Thank you for saving us." Armour said as he helps Tardis to his hooves. "Now war won't be declared." Suddenly the place (which is Spike shaking the camera) shakes like mad, making Credenza gasps in worry, "Oh dear, what's that?" "Looks like me kicking Dragon Whiplash had made the self-destruct thing go faster..." Dasheresque said with a stern voice. "Well..." "Looks like we're going to have to fly," Everyone yells as they quickly begin to jump/fly/whatever as the group make their escape. The frame freezes... ---------------- Okay, the day has been saved (well sort of). While Lucille has gotten away, Dasheresque and her group escaped with the rulers intact. And plus, war is averted. Dasheresque, Tardis and Pretty watch Armour and Credenza returned to their cohorts, waving to the cheering crowd. Roughfire grunts while saying, ''Okay, I will give ya credit, Dashereuse. You did good in getting those two back.'' "Yes, but Lucille has gotten away...'' Dasheresque said while narrowing her eyes sternly. ''I won't rest until I find her and make that mare paid for betraying my mom...and maybe find out where mom is.'' "Yeah, maybe, as long as the price is right...'' Tardis said in agreement though is still worried over the obvious. The stallion felt that it's best that his friend doesn't know the truth...it will be heartbroken or maybe stupid. ''The price is right when Dasheresque is involved.'' ''Wow, isn't it great? War won't happened and I was involved in saving the rulers.'' Pretty said to Dasheresque happily. ''Dasheresque, you think maybe we will hang out some more.'' Dasheresque pauses, thinking about Beautiful Fillymore as an image of her appears briefly (okay, it's just her in a dark room with Fluttershy in the role due to some sloppy camerawork). The heroine sighs, ''Sorry, Pretty, but Dasheresque is for every pony, stallion or mare. I can't go for a special somepony unless they are kidnapped or something special. So sorry again, but I am not ready for some 'hanging out' if you know what I mean.'' ''Uh, Dasheresque; Pretty's being kidnapped again.'' Tardis said sheepishly as he points to Pretty who is tied up and being dragged off by an evil robot named Rainbow Droid (which is actually Pinkie Pie in a bad robot disguise that is supposed to look like Rainbow). ''Help, help, help,'' Pretty said meekly some more while being kidnapped. "Drag, drag, robot droid, drag, drag,'' Pinkie said in robotic noises. ''Oh no...look like I'm going to have to fly!'' Dasheresque yells in determination as he prepares to fly off to chase Pretty from the Rainbow Droid. Dashereuse flies to the camera before the frame freezes. One thing for sure, this is the first of many adventures starring our tough cop/agent/whatever! The credits begin to stroll as a familiar song played. Dasheresque's Voice: Today is all right for tonight Ridin' in a Corvette, and feelin' all right Today's all right for tonight!/I] Produced, directed and written by Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dash - Dashereque Time Turner - Tardis Fluttershy - Pretty Fillymore Fluttershy - Beautiful Fillymore Rarity - Lucille Spike the Dragon - Dragon Whiplash Babs Seed - The Snitch Shining Armor - Prince Armour Princess Cadance - Princess Credenza Princess Luna - Disaster Moon With special guest appearance by Cheerilee as Momeresque All Stunts by Rainbow Dash Today is Alright 4 2Nite written and performed by Rainbow Dash Tonight is all right for tonight Ridin' in a Corvette, and feelin' all right All right for tonight! --------------- On a monitor (which is a computer that shows Rainbow Dash's security cameras), Lucille in the shadows glares at Dasheresque while snapping, ''This isn't over yet, Rainbow Dope. I will be back and when I do...HA HA HA HA HA HA!'' Lucille laughs madly...then coughs a bit before going back to madly. Rarity groans, "'Gracess, why must bad guys laugh like that in these movies?'' ------------ In a shadowly room, Tardis glances at a resume then looks up to somepony while saying, ''Well, these references make you good to be Dasheresque's on and off again partner. Once she gets here, I will introduce you....uh, what did you say your name was?'' The figure came out of the shadows, a pink pony wearing some shades (Pinkie Pie as Dasheresque Too) say with a smile, ''Just call me Dasheresque.'' Rainbow is heard doing the suspense music. ''Okay, fine, Dasheresque...Too?'' The End for now! Cast list Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash as Dasheresque Kirby Morrow: Time Turner as Tardis Andrea Libman: Fluttershy as Pretty Fillymore and Beautiful Fillymore, Pinkie Pie as the Rainbow Droid and Dasheresque Too Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity as Lucille, Princess Luna as Disaster Moon, Derpy Hooves as the Stunt Double Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon as Dragon Whiplash Bryanna Drummond: Babs Seed as the Snitch Andrew Francis: Shining Armor as Prince Armour Britt McKillip: Princess Cadance as Princess Credenza Nicole Oliver: Cheerilee as Momeresque Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle Jason Marsen: Ben Mare Scott McNeil: Tough Apple as a local Peter New: Big Macintosh as nameless thug Chantal Strand: Diamond Tiara as the Stunt Double #2 Shannon Chan-Kent: Silver Spoon as the Stunt Double #3 Kelly Metzger: Spitfire as Sergeant Roughfire Chuck Huber: Caramel as Hay Cart Puller #1 Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle Madeline Peters: Scootaloo Daveigh Chase: Nyx as Stunt Double #4