//------------------------------// // Chapter 6: Wheres the 115? // Story: Universum der Ponys (Universe of the Ponies) // by Poisonian //------------------------------// "Ugh my head," Moaned Takeo. "Wait what the?" He awoke to find a peacefully sleeping Roseluck cuddling him with on the couch his wings wraped around her "Oh yes that is right." He looked around the room to find a drunk passed out Nikolai and a sleeping Dr. Richthofen spooning eachother. He gave a little chuckle to himself as these two seemed so "cute" together. Takeo also saw a passed out Dempsy that was literally back bending over the railing. Takeo decided to carefully brush off Rose and go help his friend, after all if you saw a horse bending backwards over railing would you think it were healthy? Takeo tried to wake him up, after all he was still breathing. "Tank my friend wake up" "*ZZZ-* WHAT WHO WHERE I HAVE MY BARE-oh its you Tak." ""Ha ha you sleep well?" "Fuck you" He replied in a friendly tone. "Hey what happend last night?" "You rearry want me to exprain all that happend?" "Sure why the fuck not OORAH" "Okay fine" Takeo sighed. "Okay so first off i came in with my new er...Partner over there." He pointed over to rose blissfully sleeping on the couch. "I see" "Then we saw that physotic Doctor working on the tereporter to get us back home-" "Wait home? As in earth?" "Yes i think so." Takeo replied. "Why do you ask?" "Tak do you really want to leave this place?" "Well to get back to my famiry yes." "But bud don't you see we're finally at peace there are no freakbags to deal with no teleporters no perks, and your family is probably already dead by now." "I see, well i guess you do have a point there American" Takeo replied. "And prus i wouldn't want to leave my new friend here" Takeo looked at Roses direction and smiled. "Anyways so with what happend, after you came in all sexed up, and Rose, that is her name yes, thought a party was going on and thought we should bring out some alcohol or" Takeo sighed. "Vodka...." "And that's when he came in half drunk looking for some more of his devils juice" "Oh gods yes that dishonorabre russian" Said Takeo "So then the doctor had, had enough and flashed his bright light which seemed to have cleaned everything up" "And that's when we all woke up" "Exactry" "So what now?" "I guess we will rest for now as it seems that the doctor must find some suitabre repracement for the power source he is searching for." "So that means we have to stay here?" "I berive so my American friend." "OORAH FUCKIN A HIGH FI-uh HIGH HOOF!" So the two bro-hoofed and agreed that they would live out the rest of their days here even if it meant leaving for a short time and coming back. ████████████ *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP *BEEP* *BEEP* *BE-* "*YAWN*" Poisonian got up from his king sized bed and stretched. He decided to take a look outside it was a sunny beautiful day at silver lake. "hmm i wonder what time it is?" He looked at his alarm clock. "9:30...OH FUCK I FORGOT!" He had forgotten his "date" with Lyra. He quickly rushed to the bathroom to fix himself up he brushed his teeth, took a shower and barley had time to get his hair styled to the "Effortless cool" look he always went for when he went out. He grabbed his scarf and glasses and dashed out the door in 10 seconds flat (Yeah i just used that cliche' big deal wanna fight about it?) "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUUUUuuuuudge" He passed by a middle aged mare with her filly daughter giving him a stare down. He barley made it in time before Lyra came in with her saddle bag with her cutie mark on it. "Hey Poisonian." She gave a light smile. "Oh hey Lyra," He smiled back. "oh and you don't need to call me that you can just call me Ian." Lyra giggled. "Okay...Ian" The waiter came by he was a young brown stallion with a windblown style grey mane he was rather chiseld for his age. He spoke in a sort of Italian accent which basically seduced Lyra. "May i take-a your orders?" Lyra giggled just as if she were in a comedy club for mares. "Oh ill just have a hehehe sorry a latte please?" "And-a for you Mi Hermano" Poison surprisingly and not jealously chulcked at this. "Umm ill take the peppermint mocha and a hay Paganini." " Va bene ho il vostro ordine i sarà di nuovo in pochi istanti" "Ok grazie" With suprisingly good ponetallian. The waiter walked off with a smile showing that he enjoyed ponies that spoke his foregin lingo "Oh my gosh Ian you know Ponetallian?" "You'd be suprised what you can learn from watching alot of foreign movies." "So how about that waiter? Wasant he pretty cute?" "Pretty cute? How about if I were gay or Bi i wouldn't mind hitting that flank." Poison was not gay he was just very feminime he usually picked it up from hanging out with all the girls who watched anime back when he was still in school. "Oh my goodness your not jealous?" "Nah i mean were not offically dating so there's no reason to be jealous" He replied "Also hanging out with fillies at a young age can affect how you act in the future hehe...Oh here's the waiter" "signore, non trova i tuoi ordini" "Grazi" "la vostra accoglienza." "Ahehehe" Lyra giggled. The couple proceeded to drink their coffee and poison ate his sandwich. They finished their drinks bellies full with caffine and hay. Lyra then got a very seductive look on her face. "Hey Ian? How about we head back to my apartment and have some more 'coffee'?" Poison caught wind of this and almost instantly got a hard on ALMOST he was lucky he was in public and it was a little chilly since he was sitting right on top of the AC. "S-sure." Lyra grabbed her saddle bag and Poison wraped his hoof around hers they then proceeded to walk to her apartment. They both watched anime until it was about 8. Then Poison decided to break the ice: "So how about i make us some 'coffee'?" "Mmm sure" They both kissed and proceeded to the master bedroom. Now lets just say there were going to be stains, sweat, and they were both leaving something there if you know what i mean.