"Huh? Where am I?" said the former human. "And why is everything blue? And, wait, Is that one of those dalek sight things? Of course it is." The human dalek said. "Well, if it is, I should treat it like one. Away!" The dalek hovered out of the forest area it had found itself in and discovered,of all things, a village. Not just any village, a village filled with Technicolor ponies. The dalek almost questioned it until he remembered it was a dream. "Alright subconsciousness, we'll play it your way." Then, suddenly, while looking at a brown pony with an odd hour-glass tattoo(strange that they all have tattoo's on their butts) a window flashed upon his view screen.
ALERT! ALERT! THE DOCTOR IS SIGHTED!! So the human said, adressing the pony, "ALERT! ALERT! YOU ARE THE DOCTOR!"
"No kidding." replied the Doctor.
"The Bringer of Darkness, the Oncoming Storm, the Last Child of Gallifrey, the Destroyer of Worlds, the Lonely God, the Predator, the Man Who Silenced the Universe, the Mad Man in a Box,the Caretaker, the Timelord Victorious, the Man With More Blood On His Hands Than Any Other?!" the Dalek(I have decided to call him Steven) exclaimed.
"Yes." replied the Doctor nonchalantly.
"Would you care for a jellibaby?" asked Steven.
"Sure why not?" Steven promptly charged off into the town and barged into a bakery-looking place(the sign said it was called Sugarcube Corner, so it couldn't be much else), nevermind how he got there.
"I require access to your kitchen appliances!" he shouted
"Um, okay." Said a blue feminine-sounding pony. "Follow me." Steven followed the pony into her kitchen.
"Thank you."
"Um, no problem."
"Wait. I have realized a problem."
"And what is that?"
"I have no method of griping the appliances."
"Huh?"
"I do not have any hands."
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The Doctor had meet all kinds of daleks in his time. Smart daleks, dumb daleks, half-human daleks, mad daleks, the Emperor dalek, the Cult of Skaro, Imperial Daleks, Rouge Daleks, that one dalek that had absorded Rose's DNA, Dalek Sec, and those Dalek-human-timelords the Cult of Skaro had created, then supsquently exterminated. But he had never met a dalek like the one from a few minutes ago. "I have returned with your jellibabies." said the returned Dalek.
"Thank you." replied the timelord as he took a red one from the bag in the dalek's plunger thing. The Dalek then sped off.
Hi! shouted Pinkie Pie to the dalek. "HiI'veneverseenanyponylikeyoubeforewhoareyouareyouanalienwhat'syournamedoyoulikecupcakesand-uh!" the Pink party pony was interrupted when the dalek stuck his plunger thing into her mouth.
"Analizing message. Message analized. I am Steven the Dalek. I do not have a mouth(at least I don't think I do). Would you care for a jellibaby?"
"Um, sure, I love trying new treats, almost as much as making new friends!" She reached into the bag and was about to grab a red one when-
"STOP!! IF YOU TAKE THE LAST RED JELLIBABY THEN DALEKS WILL HAVE NONE!!!"
"Um okay." replied Pinkie, choosing instead a blue one. "Thanks."
"YOU ARE WELCOME! DALEK STEVEN AWAY!!" he shouted as he speed of into the distance.