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// Stallion's Night Out 
// Story: Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories 
// by gallagsp the corgi 
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The Watering Hole was Ponyville's only bar, due to the small size of the town, but it was usually pretty quiet. Tonight was an exception however, for sitting on the bar stools were 4 stallions and a dragon, each laughing and joking around.

"And so then I said to her, Babe, this weapon will totally help out the empire," Shining Armor said, gesturing with his glass of whiskey "And then she totally caved, true bucking story!"

"Nice!" Thunderlane yelled, giving Shining Armor a hoof bump before downing the rest of his beer.

"Eeyup." Big Mac said, waving at the bartender to send him another hard cider.

"YEAH!" Yelled Bulk Biceps, before he started bench pressing a table for no reason.

Spike just laughed.

Suddenly, the door burst open. and four mares stepped inside, looking furious. They approached the stallions, who shrunk under their stares.

"Shining Armor!" Cadance yelled at her husband. "You know that NONE of what you said is true, you had to beg me to let you work on that experiment, which, might I remind you, was a complete failure."

"And what do you think you're doing, Mac? You have to clean out the cellar tomorrow morning, and being hung over ain't going to help you." Applejack yelled at her brother.

"Yo, Thunderlane, you said you were going to confirm those cloud orders from Cloudsdale so that we can make up for last week's mess up in the forecast, which you botched up!" Rainbow Dash yelled to her subordinate. "I had to spend the night tied up in town hall and trusted you to get that done right!"

"Spike, you arn't even old enough to be in here! Go home and get to bed this instant, young drake!" Twilight Sparkle pointed to the door. Three of the stallions and the dragon slowly got up and made their way towards the exit, looks of sadness and a ruined night on their faces.

"Well, now that they're gone," Cadance said, taking the stool her husband formally occupied. "Let the Mare's night out commence!"

Bulk Biceps, who was left shell shocked, slowly frowned and got up from his stool, his head hanging low. He was stopped by Twilight.

"Hey, Bulk, why don't you join us? Seeing as how your other friends have been kicked out?"

"YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" He yelled, hopping back onto the stool and ordering a pink lemonade with a shot of vodka, telling the bartender to put a little umbrella in it. He joined the mares in their night of fun, because who cares who you have fun with?