//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: Equestrian DJ's // by atait8 //------------------------------// You wake up like every other day but you release that you're in a castle you yell "where the fuck am I?" in a voice that sounds like you're not scared but you're scared you keep on saying to your self im dreaming im dreaming you go to rub your eyes with your hand's but there hooves witch scare's you even more. You hear a voice say "do not be scared" "where are you" you yell and who the fuck do you think you are kidnapping me? I am princess Celestia. Why am I here? you ask in a more relaxed voice now knowing who your kidnapper is also where am I? you are in Equestria she says e-e-e-equestria? you ask shocked she just nod's ok that answers one question now why am I here? you ask I was just granting your wish from last night she say's and here your DJ career will go very far she says but there are way more people that should get this chance more then me like the living tombstone or wooden toaster you sate they are here too she say's in fact im sending the three of you to go to ponyville together. This isn't happening you say do your self I must be high oh you're not high she says to you this is all real so this is a different universe? you ask her yes it is she reply's then that means there ways already a me here where is he now? he is in your universe his career will do better in your universe then here this is very weird you say I would think so she says a few more question where am I going to live? well the you that use to live here she says ok where is that and how am I going to pay bills I don't have a job there are clubs in ponyville you know well no I don't know that you say being the smart-ass you are now off to ponyville you go she says but I have no idea how to get ther.... and out of nowhere you're at the outskirts of the town you enter the town it's a nice little town you think to your self then out of nowhere a pink pony zooms up to you and start's saying a hundred words a second you were about to say pinkie pie shut up then you remember that if you say her name she might find that weird she then ask's you your name shit you didn't think of a name you say the first think that comes to your mind my name's slim slim shady