//------------------------------// // Bow Chicka Bow Wow // Story: Tucker's Pony Fantasy // by BronyHawk30 //------------------------------// Molestia led Tucker down the hall, Twilight having gone to the library to 'study', and turned around a corner to reveal a large set of marble doors with a likeness of the princess's cutie mark. Tucker gaped as he looked at the large doors. "Holy shit, lady" "I take it you are impressed?" "Is that big ass door made of gold??" "Well I am a princess", she said with a smirk. "I happen to be able to afford such things". "No shit", Tucker said with a sarcastic laugh. "Doesn't matter. I'm only interested in one view". "And what view would that be?", asked Molestia as she opened the doors with her magic. Tucker pointed at her and said, "That ass", then pointed at her big bed, "on that bed". Molestia grinned and strutted over to the bed, swaying her hips as she trotted over. "Well what are you waiting for?" The doors shut with the last image seen being Tucker racing to the bed to join her, as a jazzy hip hop tune started up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPaGlnNaL80 "Everybody here knows about Tucker They say I'm a bad motha-(Shut your mouth!) I can spit all day, think about chicks Think about Tootsie Roll pops--how many licks? Every time that a girl walks by I can't help it she just catches my eye First I see her face, then I see her waist Then I see myself back at her place (What!) I'm so alone out in this canyon Not one single girl in this canyon Or anything rhyming with canyon So come and see me if you need a new man-yon Everybody thinks I'm so handsome If you in trouble girl I can pay the ransom If you a song chick this is your anthem When I see the ladies I say (Bow chicka bow wow!) When the ladies see me they say (Bow chicka bow wow!) Cause they know I treat them right (Bow chicka bow wow!) When I think about you I say! (Bow chicka bow wow wow!) Cause I know you're outta sight! On Blue Team we do things a little bit screwy Your girlfriend is my girlfriend, just like in the movies Not one you rent on Friday But one you rent by the highway At the truck stop, or the bus stop With the sexy stuff, with the exits up They time is up, and my minds made up Get in here quick so I can wind you up I'll turn out the lights and take it slow Pull out my sword and make it glow! You know I could use a good lady Take care of my alien baby So come on girl, take a man to get lost Cause you know I wanna see you with your helmet off When I see the ladies I say (Bow chicka bow wow!) When the ladies see me they say (Bow chicka bow wow!) Cause they know I treat them right (Bow chicka bow wow!) When I think about you I say! (Bow chicka bow wow wow!) Cause I know you're outta sight! [Bridge] Bow wow, chicka bow wow Chicka chicka chicka chicka bow wow wow Chick chick bow wooooow Chick chick chick chick woooooow Bow chicka bow wow Bow chicka wow, bow chicka wooooow Here comes Tucker Then the voice of a black stallion sounded out "Guess whose back in the house again? Tuck called me up, said he needed a friend To play his wing and do my thing Jump on this track make the ladies sing (Bow!) All for Tuck, that boys the truth And the king, you know it, in the booth Doctor Ruth ain't touching Tuck Cause the ladies know he's Doctor Fuck!" "(Bow chicka bow wow!) Ow! When I see the ladies I say! (Bow chicka bow wow!) Ooh! When the ladies see me they say (Bow chicka bow wow!) Giiiiirrrrrlll, When I think about you I say! (Bow chicka bow wow wow!) Cause I know you're outta sight! " That was all the guards heard until the both heard 2 voices that were heard throughout the castle: "I CAME!!!" "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!! There was a long pause as the guards stood uncomfortably, which was broken when the maroon one muttered, "Do we get payed enough for this?", to which the other, orange one replied, "Not really".