Molestia led Tucker down the hall, Twilight having gone to the library to 'study', and turned around a corner to reveal a large set of marble doors with a likeness of the princess's cutie mark. Tucker gaped as he looked at the large doors.
"Holy shit, lady"
"I take it you are impressed?"
"Is that big ass door made of gold??"
"Well I am a princess", she said with a smirk. "I happen to be able to afford such things".
"No shit", Tucker said with a sarcastic laugh. "Doesn't matter. I'm only interested in one view".
"And what view would that be?", asked Molestia as she opened the doors with her magic.
Tucker pointed at her and said, "That ass", then pointed at her big bed, "on that bed".
Molestia grinned and strutted over to the bed, swaying her hips as she trotted over. "Well what are you waiting for?"
The doors shut with the last image seen being Tucker racing to the bed to join her, as a jazzy hip hop tune started up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPaGlnNaL80
"Everybody here knows about Tucker
They say I'm a bad motha-(Shut your mouth!)
I can spit all day, think about chicks
Think about Tootsie Roll pops--how many licks?
Every time that a girl walks by
I can't help it she just catches my eye
First I see her face, then I see her waist
Then I see myself back at her place (What!)
I'm so alone out in this canyon
Not one single girl in this canyon
Or anything rhyming with canyon
So come and see me if you need a new man-yon
Everybody thinks I'm so handsome
If you in trouble girl I can pay the ransom
If you a song chick this is your anthem
When I see the ladies I say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
When the ladies see me they say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Cause they know I treat them right
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
When I think about you I say!
(Bow chicka bow wow wow!)
Cause I know you're outta sight!
On Blue Team we do things a little bit screwy
Your girlfriend is my girlfriend, just like in the movies
Not one you rent on Friday
But one you rent by the highway
At the truck stop, or the bus stop
With the sexy stuff, with the exits up
They time is up, and my minds made up
Get in here quick so I can wind you up
I'll turn out the lights and take it slow
Pull out my sword and make it glow!
You know I could use a good lady
Take care of my alien baby
So come on girl, take a man to get lost
Cause you know I wanna see you with your helmet off
When I see the ladies I say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
When the ladies see me they say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Cause they know I treat them right
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
When I think about you I say!
(Bow chicka bow wow wow!)
Cause I know you're outta sight!
[Bridge]
Bow wow, chicka bow wow
Chicka chicka chicka chicka bow wow wow
Chick chick bow wooooow
Chick chick chick chick woooooow
Bow chicka bow wow
Bow chicka wow, bow chicka wooooow
Here comes Tucker
Then the voice of a black stallion sounded out
"Guess whose back in the house again?
Tuck called me up, said he needed a friend
To play his wing and do my thing
Jump on this track make the ladies sing (Bow!)
All for Tuck, that boys the truth
And the king, you know it, in the booth
Doctor Ruth ain't touching Tuck
Cause the ladies know he's Doctor Fuck!"
"(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Ow! When I see the ladies I say!
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Ooh! When the ladies see me they say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Giiiiirrrrrlll, When I think about you I say!
(Bow chicka bow wow wow!)
Cause I know you're outta sight!
"
That was all the guards heard until the both heard 2 voices that were heard throughout the castle:
"I CAME!!!"
"BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!
There was a long pause as the guards stood uncomfortably, which was broken when the maroon one muttered, "Do we get payed enough for this?", to which the other, orange one replied, "Not really".