Sombra trotted into the kitchen, ordering a crystal peanut butter jelly sandwich. He sat on the stool and waved to the passing ponies, coming off as very friendly. He eventually started to play with his hooves, still waiting for his sandwich. Sombra's ear perks up as he hears his name being called.
"King Sombra!" A chef called, holding out a plate with a crystal peanut butter jelly sandwich.
"That's me!" King Sombra uttered in a deep voice, galloping to the plate. He picked it up in his black magical hold, and trotted back to an open table, setting the plate down nicely.
He used his magic to make a tablecloth appear, along with two candles and his sandwich, along with a full set of forks, knives, and spoons. He dimmed the light above the table and looked at the sandwich in pure happiness. In pure happiness, the purest there was. Until Chrysalis' green magic surrounded it and she levitated it to her mouth, but Sombra fought back.
"I ordered! Get your own, Chrysalis!" King Sombra yelled, pulling the sandwich in his magic.
"Yes, but no pony is feeding me affection. You're the only one who really feeds me any affection and this serves as our bond. How about that?" Chrysalis asked is her melodic doubled voice. She batted her Changeling eye lashes for impact.
"But-but-but-but I made that sandwich! Chrissy!" King Sombra plead.
"But I'm starving to near death," Chrysalis argued. "I'll give you cuddles later in the Dungeon if I can have this sandwich."
"But it's special to me, it has crystals in it..." Sombra plead. "I guess I can get another one later. You can repay me in cuddles later tonight I suppose."
"I'm sorry, love, but just to be sure," Chrysalis said as she beat her colt friend violently with a green apple. She lifted the sandwich to her mouth, but was stopped by Discord's ugly face.
"Mine!" He yelled, swiping the sandwich and running away quickly.
"I killed my colt friend for that sandwich!" Chrissy yelled as she chased the mash.
"Another reason to take it, my dear!" Discord tripped and the green apple got impaled on his horn. "That's gonna be hard to explain."
"Give it here!" Chrissy swiped the sandwich in her magic.
"Give Frank back!" Discord yelled.
"Stop naming my sandwich Frank!" Chrysalis yelled.
"I'm the one who made the sandwich." Sombra said with his last breath before dying, waiting to come back from the pits of Hell.
"And then I beat you to death with an apple, see what happens? I saw the sandwich and I wanted it." Chrysalis stated. "Plus I'll give you extra extra cuddles."
"But you don't even eat food! You eat love!" Discord whined.
"But no pony ever gives me enough love around here! Oh crap, it's Celestia, you can have it!" Chrysalis yelled suddenly, teleporting herself and Sombra's dead body to the Dungeon.
Discord sat and ate the sandwich, then had a lovely trip to see Grimm Reaper, after Celestia beat him to death with a pan.
"And that, my dear Sombra, is what happened while you were dead." Chrissy said as Sombra ran a hoof through her mane, rubbing her carapace.
Chrissy purred in response, making clicks and chirps. "Oh, so my Chrissy likes her chitin rubbed?"
Chrysalis laid down, making more chirps. "Yeah, it feels like Changeling Heaven. I'd take you there with me, too."
"Those chirps are kinda cute." Sombra stated, still firmly rubbing her carapace.
"Well I'll be sure to give my Blackberry Smoothie some extra chirps tonight." Chrysalis replied as she magically blew out the candles in the room.