Silly Songs with Luna

by diamondsparkle


Cutie Mark Crusaders to the Rescue!

Silly Songs with Luna is brought to you by Doom Inc- Evil for the savvy villain.


Whilst Twilight had a nervous breakdown, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo ran through the castle until they found the Royal Pony Sisters. The alicorns were wrestling each other, the guards standing back for fear of being injured by flailing hooves. The sun and moon clashed in the sky as the two fillies attempted to slip to the princesses without getting hurt. Luckily, they were fillies so it wasn't all too difficult.

"Princess Celestia? Princess Luna?"
"Stop being so silly!"
"Over our cold dead corpse!!"
"Don't tempt me, mare!"

Scootaloo shouted at the top of her tiny lungs.

"STOP FIGHTING!!!!"

Luna and Celestia turned to look at the filly that just used the Royal Canterlot Voice. In that moment, the guards moved in, quickly separating the two princesses. Luna smiled at Scootaloo.

"You have learned well, young filly. What is your name?"
"Scootaloo... I think you're the best pony ever...! Even cooler than Rainbow Dash!"

High above Ponyville, Rainbow Dash felt a punch in the stomach. She looked up at down at Ponyville with a sick look on her face.

"Something is wrong in the universe... I am no longer somepony's favorite pony..."