//------------------------------// // Guy's Night // Story: Freshman Blues // by Wildcard25 //------------------------------// A few days after New Years Eve, school resumed and once again Spike was ready to face more school challenges. He was currently in Science class with Featherweight and Puck listening to lectures being given by their teacher Dr. Hooves. While the teacher was too preoccupied with one side of the class, the three were able to whisper quietly amongst themselves, "Man this class is dull." Puck whispered. "I know. Why can't the doc make this class more exciting?" Spike whispered back. "Maybe if you'd take an interest in science for once, you'd both feel less bored." Featherweight whispered to them. The two shrugged their shoulders and continued gossiping amongst themselves, "So what's say after class today we head to the arcade and make some high scores?" Spike suggested. "Hey I'd be up for that." Puck agreed. "Well if we don't have too much homework to do." Featherweight admitted. "Then it's decided." Spike smirked, until he felt his head jerk forward making him groan at how far it went. The boys looked up seeing Dr. Hooves was behind him. "I hope I'm not interrupting anything, boys?" he asked sternly. "You? No you're not interrupting anything, is he guys?" Spike asked his friends. "No nothing." Puck shook his head. "Nada." Featherweight agreed with a sheepish smile. "Good." Dr. Hooves said as he walked past them, making them sigh seeing how much worse they could've got it. When it was lunch time, the three were in the cafeteria sitting at their usual table where they could converse more. As they ate peacefully, Twistin' approached, "Well afternoon, players." "Hey Twistin', what's up?" Spike asked. "Actually I was hoping to catch you three here because I have a proposition for you guys." the Junior said as he took a seat and pulled it up before them "What kind of proposition?" Featherweight asked curiously. "Well you guys got any plans on the weekend?" Twistin' asked curiously. "Actually I got nothing." Spike admitted. "Neither do I." Puck added. "Unless you count re-organizing my digital photos something, then no." Featherweight finished. "Well in that case, how about the four of us have a guys night out?" Twistin' smirked. "A guys night out?" the three asked. "Yeah, I mean we haven't had any down time in like forever, ya know?" he asked the three. "He does have a point." Puck admitted. "So what do you have in mind?" Spike asked. "Just leave everything to me boys. I'll forward you a message on what to expect before Saturday." he explained. "If you say so." Puck replied. "Right, mates," he patted their shoulders, "Catch ya later." he walked away. "Wonder what he'd have planned for a guys night, especially with us?" Featherweight pondered. "Who knows?" Spike shrugged. Later after school, Twilight and the girls were outside the school as Spike, Puck, and Featherweight exited the building, "Hey fellas!' Applejack greeted them. "We were just about to head to Sugarcube Corner for a shake, wanna come?" Pinkie asked hopefully. "Sorry Pinkie, but me and the guys have plans." Spike admitted. "What kind of plans?" Pinkie asked as she was swarming around the three. "We're heading for the arcade." Featherweight answered. "Yeah we got things to discuss." Spike added. "What kinda things?" Rainbow Dash wondered in interest. "Twistin's planning a guys night for us on Saturday, so we got a lot to ponder on it." Puck explained. "Guys night?" the six girl asked simultaneously. "Yeah. It's been awhile since it was the four of us did anything together," Spike began, "So we're going to the arcade to ponder on what he has in mind." "Well ok, but don't be out too late." Twilight warned him. "I know." Spike said dryly having heard this before. "Come on, Spike we're wasting time." Featherweight said feeling the clock was ticking. "Yeah, come on Spike. Let's Boo-Boo already!" Puck added, getting impatient by the hold up. "All right, guys. Catch ya later, Twilight." Spike said as he ran off to join his buds. The six girls watched the three freshmen leave as Applejack spoke to her friends, "Let's Boo-Boo?" she asked them in confusion as to what Puck meant, while the other five were just as confused as her. Later at Canterlot's arcade, the three teens were partaking in some fighting games, with Puck and Spike facing each other, and Featherweight vs a CPU, "So what do you think Twistin' has in store for us?" Featherweight asked his friends curiously. "With Twistin' you never know." Spike answered as his avatar landed a blow against Puck's. "Remember last time he took us out for something a month ago?" Puck asked. "How could I forget?" Featherweight began dryly, "You guys knocked me into a fountain." "Well you shouldn't have been leaning back so close to it." Puck countered. "Besides you got even with us by pulling us in with you." Spike reminded him. "Yeah, it was so funny." Featherweight chuckled at the memory. "Well I suggest we look our best for the weekend because I got a feeling this time we'll really be painting the town red." Puck chuckled. "Straight up." Spike agreed as the two high fived. A few days later it was Saturday at 6 P.M, Spike was standing in front of his closet mirror seeing his attire for his night out. He was dressed in his sneakers, jeans, a green shirt, a purple short sleeved hoody, "Looking good, but it feels something's missing," he pondered on it, until it dawned on him. He zipped away from the mirror and went back to it wearing a white pimp hat, "Oh now that's what I'm talking about." he stepped out of his room seeing Twilight at the kitchen table making something to eat. "Well don't you look like a happening cat." Twilight joked humorously. "Thanks, much like Rarity I normally like to look my best on these events," he admitted while playing cool. Suddenly his cellphone beeped and he checked a text, "Guys are here. See you, Twi." "Be careful." Twilight warned him. "Always!" he answered before heading out the door. Spike finally exited the apartment and saw Twistin's car out front, with Twistin' at the wheel, and Puck and Featherweight were in the back. Twistin' rolled down the passenger window and spoke, "Come on, Spike. Let's get a move on!" Twistin' said as he opened the passenger side door. Spike rushed over and slid into the passenger seat, before closing the door. After buckling up he spoke, "So guys all ready?" "You bet we are." Puck confirmed. "Always." Featherweight added. "Then let's get this party wagon moving!" Twistin' called as he drove off. As they drove through the city they had the car radio blasting music that they were rocking their heads too, until they pulled up outside a karaoke club, "Karaoke!" the three younger boys cheered. "I thought we'd start off with something to get us pumped." Twistin' explained, as the boys went along with it. The four exited the car and stood together before the place, "Let's do this." Spike said as the four entered the place and went inside a booth. "You guys are gonna love this," Twistin' began, "This place has some real choice selection of tunes." "Too bad it's not a break dancing place, otherwise Spike would be showing off." Puck joked while nudging the guys shoulder with him chuckling. "So who's first?" Featherweight asked. "I'll start us off." Twistin' said as he took the mic and looked through a list of songs on the screen before selecting a song. As they music played and lyrics appeared on screen he started singing with his three Freshmen pals enjoying it. When he finished the guys applauded, "Thank you, you're beautiful!" Twistin' waved his hands around pretending there was a bigger crowd. "Ok I'll take a shot." Puck said as he took the mic and skimmed through the songs before selecting one and began singing. After Puck finished the guys cheered, with Featherweight whistling, "Good one, Puck." Featherweight congratulated him. "Thanks, guys." Puck said feeling proud of himself. "My turn." Featherweight said as he took the mic and selected his song, and started singing. The guys applauded on Featherweights performance, as the smart boy smiled modestly, "Really I didn't think I'd be this good." "Yeah, you were good. Now it's my go." Spike said as he selected his song and sang. When Spike finished the guys cheered and clapped for him, "Spike, you rocked!" Puck cheered. "Totally awesome, dude!" Twistin' put in. "Thanks guys, glad ya loved it." Spike smiled. The group shared some laughs with each other on how good they were before taking off. As they were driving around again they were neck and neck with a car with four teenage girls in it about sixteen years old, "Hey ladies!" Twistin' called to them. "Looking good!" Puck called while sticking his head out the window, only to get pulled back in by Featherweight and gave them a wolf whistle. The guys laughed, until Twistin' noticed Spike wasn't trying to get the girls to notice him, "What's with you, Spike?" "Come on Twistin', I have Rarity." he reminded him. "You don't have to date any of those girls, just let them know what they're missing out on." Twistin' explained. "I guess." Spike admitted as he kicked back in the passenger seat. "Speaking of Rarity, how are things going between you two?" Puck asked in interest. "Doing great, especially after New Years." Spike admitted. "Really, how so?" Featherweight asked. "No I really shouldn't." Spike brushed them off. "Excuse me?" Twistin' asked in confusion. "I'd rather not say, it's embarrassing." Spike replied, only for Puck to lean his head over between the two up front. "Spike, now you listen to me," he began seriously, "I want details, and I want them now. I don't have a girl, and I right now don't know what I can talk about. You think it's embarrassing? Well we've all been embarrassed before in our lives!" "Ok, Puck I'll spill just don't lean on me," Spike said as Puck leaned back to his seat, "Ok, hours before New Years I spent it showing the girls how to dance. And I mean regular dance, slow dance. Each one of them wanted me to do it with them." "Even your sister?" Featherweight asked. "Yeah, she didn't wanna be left out," Spike admitted, "But anyway, once the clock struck midnight and the New Year began, Rarity gave me a new years kiss. On the lips!" The three gasped, "Whoa! Oxygen, dudes I need some oxygen here!" Twistin' chuckled. "Wait a minute, wait a minute it doesn't stop there." Spike interrupted them. "There's more?" Featherweight gasped. "Oh yeah," Spike continued, "Pinkie held me down as each of the girls also got a New Year's kiss from me." Puck nearly choked as Featherweight and Twistin' gasped in shock, "You're serious?" Twistin' called. "All six of the girls kissed you?" Puck asked in surprise. "Even Twilight?" Featherweight asked, oddly. "Twilight just pecked me on the cheek." Spike corrected him. "Well that's a relief. Otherwise it'd be awkward for both of you." Twistin' chuckled. "So what were they like?" Puck asked wanting more. "Well Rarity's was passionate as always. For Rainbow Dash it felt like she stuck her tongue inside me, or tried to." Spike admitted as Twistin' gasped. "Whoa." the hip hop club president gasped in shock. "Applejack's felt like she wanted it deep," Spike continued explaining, "Pinkie's felt sugary due to all the sugary snacks she had prior and Fluttershy's was a bit soft." "Oh man. Spike, you hound!" Puck chuckled as he patted his friends shoulder from behind. "That would never happen to me." Featherweight chuckled. "No kidding." Puck joked. "Though can I tell you guys something, strictly between us?" Spike asked hopefully. "Shoot." Twistin' replied. "I think I really enjoyed Rainbow Dash and Applejack's kisses the same way I enjoyed Rarity's." Spike admitted. "What?" they gasped. "You did?" Featherweight asked. "Uh-huh." Spike nodded. "So then you like them too?" Puck asked. "Well as friends," Spike explained, "I mean Rainbow Dash is my parkour instructor. I spend a lot of time after school with her so you can see why she means a lot to me. Applejack's always given me bits of advice for whenever I have a lot on my mind and such. So yeah those two like the others are important to me." he hid a faint blush as he thought about them. "Let's not forget Vinyl." Twistin' spoke up catching Spike off guard. "What, what're you talking about?" Spike asked in outrage. "Oh come on. I see the way how Vinyl looks at you and the way you'd glance at her." Twistin' teased him. "Hey I just happen to admire her talent as a DJ!" Spike protested. "If you say so," Twistin' replied as he looked up ahead, "And here's our next spot!" The three freshmen looked out the windows to see a burger cafe, "About time, I'm starving." Puck said. "Come on." Twistin' said as he pulled into the lot. The three got out and went inside taking a booth. Soon the four each had a big glass of Root Beer which they were each chugging down to see who could drink the most before needing air. Puck proved to be able to drink more before needing to take a break between drinks, "Oh that felt good." Puck said as he held in a burp. "If you let that out, it would've been drawn the whole place in our direction." Featherweight noted. "That would've been funny." Puck chuckled, until a waitress came by and sat before them a big bowl of nachos and and equally larger bowl of nacho cheese. "Now this is what we've been waiting for." Twistin' said as he eyed their treat. "You think we can cover all this cheese with all these chos?" Spike asked Twistin'. "We sure as hell can try." Twistin' replied as Puck and Featherweight eye the hot and tasty delicacy. They each took a nacho as Puck spoke, "Commence dipping of the cheese." they each dipped or scooped their nacho into the cheese and ate it. "That's good." Featherweight beamed. "And we got a lot more to go." Spike said as they continued eating the nachos with the cheese is funny and bizarre ways, with Puck even getting some on his shirt. After their nacho and cheese gorging and Root Beer chugging the boys were back on the road driving with them sticking their heads out the window cheering and whooping to themselves, "Man this is the best night ever!" Spike cheered. "And it's just getting started boys, because the night is young!" Twistin' declared as the car rode off into the city. The very next morning, at Twistin's home, the guy was out of bed wearing a robe and slippers, while pouring himself some coffee. Suddenly he heard his doorbell ring, so he went to the front door and opened it seeing Twilight and the girls looking T.O'd, "Morning girls, what's up?" They push him inside and close the door behind them as Twilight spoke, "Don't 'what's up?' us, Twistin'. Spike, Puck, nor Featherweight came home last night." "We're so worried." Fluttershy said in worry. "What in tarnation did yall do last night?" Applejack demanded. "Relax girls. They're completely unharmed, see?" he motioned to his living room where they saw Puck asleep while lying flat on the couch with his right arm and leg hanging off it. On the floor was Featherweight lying on the floor asleep as well, with his shirt unbuttoned all the way along with his hair being messy. "Well there's Puck and Featherweight." Rainbow noted. "But where's Spike?" Rarity asked seeing no sign of him. Twilight confronted Twistin' while speaking sternly, "If my little brother is face down in a ditch somewhere, so help me..." "Take a chill pill, Twi. Spike's fine." Twistin' calmed her. "Then where is he?" she demanded until they heard groaning. "Follow the sound." Twistin' replied as Twilight and the girls followed the moaning sound all the way to Twistin's bathroom. Inside it they found Spike lying in the tub with his hoody and shirt off and on the bathroom floor, while his pimp hat was covering his face. Pinkie went over and lifted the hat off revealing he was asleep partially, "Here he is." she said. "Oh, Spike." Rarity gasped. Twilight went over and leaned down to Spike tapping his cheek, "Spike. Come on, Spike. Wake up!" Spike tossed and turned before he started opening his eyes looking dazed, "Mommy?" he asked groggily only for Twilight to roll her eyes. Spike finally rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, "Oh hi girls." he groaned and felt his head. "Are you all right?" Rarity as she got down by the tub. "Yeah, but I feel partied out." he groaned. "Yeah we did kinda go overboard last night." Twistin' chuckled. "What did you do last night?" Fluttershy asked curiously. "I got pictures on my digital camera," Spike began with a yawn, "When I'm fully awake I'll show them." "Come on, Spike. We gotcha." Applejack said as she and Rainbow helped him to his feet and out of the tub. "Thanks girls." Spike thanked them. "Here a go." Pinkie said, handing him his shirt, hoody, and hat. "Oh thanks." Spike said as he put his shirt back on. "Come on, Spike. Let's get you home," Twilight suggested and turned to Pinkie and Applejack, "Wake Puck and Featherweight so we can get them home as well." "You got it, Twi." Applejack nodded as she and Pinkie went back to the living room to wake the two. "Soon as I get home, I need a shower." Spike groaned from his headache. "No kidding." Twilight agreed as she helped him along before he was able to walk on his own. "Thanks for the fun, Twistin'." Spike thanked him. "No problem, we gotta do this more often." Twistin' chuckled along with Spike as Twilight rolled her eyes.