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// Meet Pinkie Pie 
// Story: Pony Story 
// by Pinkamena666 
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	Two royal guards pulled a carriage through the sky carrying Twilight and Spike. Twilight was resting her head on the rim of the carriage.
"This sucks." she muttered.
"What does?" asked Spike.
"This situation. I know I need friends, but... why Ponyville?"
Spike sat down on the bench in the carriage.
"Chill, Twilight. It's gonna be fine."
"No, it's not." Twilight muttered. She turned around and sat on the floor. "I've heard things about Ponyville."
"Like, what kind of things?" Spike asked, intrigued,
"Well..." Twilight started. "No pony in Canterlot likes it. To them, Ponyville is quote-unquote, 'shit-stain on the underwear of life'."
"Ponies said that?" Spike asked.
"That." said Twilight. "And... that it's filled with ponies who are crazy."
"Uh, Twilight?" Spike asked.
"Also that Ponyville is one of the worst places in Equestria."
"Twilight?" Spike urged.
Twilight let out an angry sigh. "What is it, Spike?"
"We've landed."
Twilight went wide-eyed and slowly looked around. A couple ponies walking passed them stopped and stared.
"Whoops." said Spike with a nervous laugh. "Talk about bad timing and an unfortunate situation."
"Shut up. Shut up Shut up." Twilight urged softly, hopping out of the carriage and scurrying away.



Twilight and Spike walked through the streets of Ponyville.
"So this is Ponyville." said Spike. "Looks nice."
"If by 'nice', you mean absolutely boring."
"Cheer up, Twilight."
Just then Twilight bumped into a pink pony.
"Whoa." said Twilight. "Sorry."
"Why don't you watch where you're going?" the pink pony said quickly. "You got some problem with your eyes? They not working?"
"I'm sorry, I--"
"Oh, you're sorry? You're sorry?"
"Uh... yes." Twilight said hesitantly.
"Oh." said the pink pony. "Okay, then." she said happily. "Welcome to Ponyville. I'm Pinkie Pie."
"Twilight."
Pinkie Pie kept on rambling on and all Twilight could think of was, Please. Some pony shoot me now. KILL ME! I can't take this crap anymore! It's too much!
After a half-hour or so, the talking was over and the two ponies went their separate ways.
"I didn't think that would ever end." said Spike.
"I wanted to kill myself." said Twilight. "I really wanted to kill myself."
they continued on through Ponyville, unbeknownst that their next encounter was gonna be a weird one.