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// Luna vs Celestia: Take One (Food Fight) 
// Story: Silly Songs with Luna 
// by diamondsparkle 
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The two princesses were busy making pies and cakes appear to throw at each other, a bit too embroiled in their battle to notice Twilight and the other two. Luna made a wedding cake appear and sent it flying at Celestia.

"Take that, monster!"

Celestia, already covered in pie, narrowly avoided the large blue wedding cake. She generated a pie and magically flung it at Luna, covering the Princess of the Night in cherry filling. Luna flung some off of her face and threw it back at Celestia, making sure it landed on her shining white coat. Celestia screamed.

"You MONSTER! You dare stain my coat with... CHERRY?!?"
"Arguably, you made the pie."
"Um... Hi? Luna? Celestia?"
"Exactly! You turned my own pie... against me!"

Luna stuck her tongue out at her infuriated elder sister.

"You insulted me."
"I only told you to stop being so silly..."
"You insult me again!"
"You're too silly to be a princess like this!!"
"You know what? CEBU."
"Ce-what?"
"Cebu. It's kinda like a cow. But it's a cebu."
"Are you calling me a cebu, Luna?"
"... Maybe..."

Celestia stopped for a moment and stared at her little sister. The celestial goddesses stared at each other, unaware of the battle taking place in the sky above of Canterlot Castle.

Until a guard had to come in.

"Princess Celestia! Princess Luna! Trouble in the sky!"

The two sisters looked at each other before looking at the guard.

"What kind of trouble?"
"The sun and moon are battling!"
"Battling?!? You don't mean... GAH."

Three princess ran outside, being followed close behind by two Cutie Mark Crusaders. The fillies looked at each other, then looked at the sky, then back at each other. Then they looked at the princesses, tails on end. Just as the guard said, the sun and moon were indeed battling each other in the night... day... twilight... sky.

"... Shoot."