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// Grimmer Trick (Griffon the Brush Off) 
// Story: Friendship is Poetry 
// by Loganberry 
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There was a young griffon named Gilda
Who wasn't as cool as Dash billed 'er.
Half the fandom, at least,
Think her simply a beast
And wish Pinkie Pie's buzzer had killed 'er.