//------------------------------// // Green Grass and Hay (The Ticket Master) // Story: Friendship is Poetry // by Loganberry //------------------------------// So, I can take one to the ball? The Gala? I can't take them all? I really can't make up my mind, I really don't know how to find The pony who deserves to go, The pony who would rock the show. It's really neither here nor there, I can't decide the lucky mare! It is a horrid thing to face, I would not, could not, simply base My answer on who is a friend: That way lies trouble without end. My mood increasingly is black: I cannot even get a snack. I do not like this way, you see. I do not like it, Princess C. So with my faithful dragon, Spike, We run away fast as we like. A teleport is needed then, A teleport back to our den. A letter to my teacher sent But all at once, the air is rent By a reply: "More tickets! LOL, That was a laugh. Yours, Royal Troll."