The next morning the gang where all gathered around the table waiting for me to finish making breakfast. At long last I came in with the breakfast feast. “Alright everybody dig in. We've got toast, french toast, bagels, cereal, pancakes, waffles, muffins, eggs, cinnamon rolls, doughnuts, and leftover pizza from last night. And to drink we have water, and apple juice.” I said.
As everyone was dishing out Zecora Asked. “Martian I hear you had an idea last night, would you care to bring it to the light?”
“Well as a matter of fact I do. So without further delay here's the plan. I don't have anything that references banishment spells in a library and I don't want to start ordering random books like last time. it takes too long. So I came up with the hair brained idea to sneak into the library to find the book I need. Well I can't just walk into town unless I want to become public knowledge, and we all know how my paranoia has led me to believe how that would end. So I figure that the best course of action is to sneak in at night. But then there's another problem, I lack a stealth mode. So I'm bound to wake up Twilight Sparkle. So to take care of her I need Pinky Pie to throw a late night party and invite Twilight and Spike if he isn't out on royal business. Now knowing Pinky Pie that's only a matter of time. So all I really need to do hide out at the Apples place until Pinky throws an all nigher. And if Zecora will keep lookout at the library for me the plan should do off without a hitch. What do you all think?” I monologued.
“And why are y'all tryin ta get yourself banished fur?” Applejack asked.
“Well I figured since I couldn't teleport home with magic I figured getting banished to whence I came would be a close second. Pretty clever eh.” I said.
Applejack looked me straight in the eye and said “no.”
“And that my deer Applejack is why I thought of it and not you.” I replied.
“Um... when will you be coming over to Ponyville? Asked Fluttershy.
“I will be traveling back with Applejack.” I responded.
“Well then we better get going then.” said Applejack.
“Alright lets get going then.” I said.
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After that I spent a few days visiting with the Apples. And as I predicted it was only a matter of time before Pinky Pie threw a party. I think the it was a “Have a party for no other reason then to just have a party” party. A logic I couldn't help but agree with. It's a shame I couldn't attend, but I had previous engagement with destiny.
“Martian are you sure you want to go through with this? Twilight has been very busy with some project of hers.” said Applejack
“Oh I'm sure, what's life without a friendly neighborhood idiot. And remember if anything goes wrong we don't know each other.” I said
“Alright I'll keep an eye on Twilight a try to warn you if she leaves the party.”
“And spoil the surprise, well alright if you insist.” I said with a slight tone of disappointment.
“Martian I think we need to have your brain tested.” said Applejack, the element of honesty.
“Curious that you would say that. Every doctor I've visited said some deviation of what you just said. After which any Psychiatrist they recommended said I was beyond help.” I said.
“Just be careful Martian.” Applejack said with a sigh.
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I arrived at the public Library. I knew it by its distinguishing characteristic of being a hollowed out tree. The mystical part is that even though the tree had been hallowed out it was still alive the leaves still grew and everything. I really have to hand it to whoever made this building clearly knew what they where doing. When I watch the show it never occurred to me just how large the building was it's about six story high. A sign in the window read “OPEN” I opened the door and called out to make sure that I was alone. When I got no response I proceeded into the library. I then saw a note on a desk nearby. I walked up to it to get a closer look. “At Sugar Cube Conner, I'll be back around 9:00.”
“Good this means I have some time to look around.” I thought to myself.
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Meanwhile at the party
“Howdy Twilight.” Applejack said.
“Oh hello Applejack, this is some party Pinky's put together.” Responded twilight.
“I'll say, I haven't seen Spike around he not comin?” Asked Applejack.
“No he's in Canterlot for royal duty.”
“What sort of royal duty does a baby dragon do?”
“Classified.”
“Seriously.”
“For a baby dragon he really gets around.”
“Is that why he knows so many famous ponies?”
“Classified.”
“Is there anything not classified?” Apple asked starting to get annoyed.
“... Classified” Twilight said with a small smile. “Now lets enjoy this party.”