Oh, Shut Up Me!

by monkeylegs


Oh My Celestia

"Wait.. If theres versions of me.." Pinkie said,
The entire group stared at the one wearing the dress.
"So, this crazy nut is actually us? Thats disturbing." The grey one said.
"I thought Twilight had a book with a picture of her.. I have it in my mane somewhere but I never read it." Pinkie said, reaching into her mane.
"Wow! Much much stuff you think you can shove in there?" The smiling, glowing Pinkie said.
"Probably everything. Its bigger on the inside." Pinkie explained, before pulling out a book. Pinkie opened it and the group looked at its pages. Pinkie began to read.
"The air was warm, the sun was shining, and every pony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except Rainbow Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the tree tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several hundred feet and dove, streaking downward as fast as she could. Seconds before hitting the ground, her wings flew open and she pulled up back into the clear blue. Rainbow felt alive." Pinkie read.
"I Like it! Hehe~" The glowing one said.
"How is she in it? This is seeming pretty normal, and its about Rambo Bash."
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"D-done.." Pinkie said, shaking.
"I think I wet myself." The filly said.
"That was... Grimdark.." The alicorn said.
"MMMPH MMMHPPHHH" The reddish one mumbley-yelled.
"That was grimdark as BUCK!" The grey one said.
"The buck are we gonna do with her?!" She contenued, pointing at the cutiemark dress-wearing insanity. "She killed Rambo Crash!"
"I don't know!" Pinkie said.
"Banish that buck to Tartarus somehow?! Give er' to the timberwolves?! Be idiots and let her stay and kill us all?!!" he grey one began to yell.
"I'll see if she'll do anything." The alicorn pulled the tape off of the red ones mouth.
"LET HER MURDER THE PONIES THEN BURN HER ALIVE!" She screamed.
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'Heheh! What?"
"The buck.."
The shy one whimpered.