Silly Songs with Luna

by diamondsparkle


Escape! Twilight, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom- Take One

"LUNA!!!!!!"
"Good evening, sister. We are recording a new song- would you like to join us?"
"No!! Stop! Being! So! SILLY!"
Luna gasped.
"You dare challenge my silliness?!? You have declared war with this statement, Celestia!!"

Twilight, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom gathered together and silently slip out of the observatory, following the oldest of them to her old room in the castle. Twilight herds them inside and bolts the door, securing themselves inside. She turns to the two fillies with a rather panicked grimace, not exactly reassuring the fillies.

"We may want to get out of here as soon as possible. Last time this happened... the castle... cake... everywhere!!"

Twilight's left eye twitched, remembering the Cake Fight of Canterlot that occured one and a half years ago. Scootaloo and Apple Bloom stared at her, slightly frightened now. Scootaloo spoke up.

"So... how do we get out of here?"
"... The window?"
"Twilight, how are we going to get out through the window? It's like a thousand feet down from here."
"I have no idea."

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom collectively facehoofed, groaning at the purple ball of nerves in front of them as she began to spasm. Apple Bloom spoke up.

"Um, hello? Twilight, how are we going to get out of here again?"
"Yes... I suppose... I guess I can teleport us out of here... but it'll use a lot of magic..."
"JUST DO IT!!!"

Twilight stepped back slightly, a bit shocked at the response of the fillies.

"Okay, okay... Let's begin."

Twilight raised her horn, charging up her magic. In a flash, the trio was teleported... into the middle of the the observatory. Twilight started to spasm and fainted on the spot upon seeing all the...cake and pie splattered along the walls. Already a touch out of her mind, Twilight spoke with a half- grimace half- grin on her face.

"Pinkie Pie would have a fit..."