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// 79. Bananas by Fuzzyfurvert 
// Story: The Sun and the Stars: A Twilestia Prompt Collab 
// by Fuzzyfurvert 
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by Fuzzyfurvert


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“Do you like bananas, Twilight?”

“Um,”  Twilight blinked slowly, holding her cup of tea steady in her magic.  “Does this line of questioning end with you shooting me to the moon in a giant circus cannon?”

“What?”  Celestia raised an eyebrow and chuckled.  “Of course not!  I only use industrial grade cannons.  Though I cannot promise you that I will not utter some sort of cheesy one-liner in the next minute or two.  I AM holding a pair of rather large bananas.” 

Twilight giggled nervously as Celestia settled in next to her on top of the tower roof where the two princesses had taken to having private lunch breaks recently.  “I see that.  What’s with the extra produce?”

“The kitchens had an extra that I snagged back at breakfast.  I thought we might share them?”

Twilight smiled and took one of the offered fruits.  “Well, thankfully, I do like bananas.”  She started to peel the tasty snack as Celestia nestled herself closer and leaned in to nuzzle her ear.

“Mmmm...but do you like MY banana?” 

“W-w-w-what-t?”  Twilight could feel the hair on her spine raise as Celestia whispered into her ear, her breath tickling at the sensitive flesh.

“Do you like my sweet, nutritious, soft, delectable-”  Celestia blinked as a small purple hoof planted itself on her muzzle.  Twilight turned and glared at her from above a bright blush.

“How is it that even after all these years you can still get me to react like that?  You would think that by now, I would be used to your incessant teasing!”  Twilight growled low in her throat.  “Besides, if you want to use a fruit euphemism, you should use a peach.  Bananas are so stallions.  And I love peaches.”

“I’ll bring peaches next time then.”  Celestia giggled and wrapped a wing around the smaller alicorn.  “Now, shall we experiment and see what reaction I can get from you when I kiss you below the navel?  I need more data on the reaction levels on subject, code named: TS…”

Twilight grimaced as she snorted and rolled her eyes.  “Less cheesy come-on lines and more experimenting!”