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// Conquest on Ponyville 
// Story: Battlefield Friends: The Equestrian DLC 
// by ColoradoBlueJay 
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	Recon sat over watch on objective Delta. From the looks of it the town was large and seemed almost medieval. Recon was on the edge of the everfree forest scouting ahead.  Back at base however every available tank and armed vehicle was taken ready for a full on assault. The Colonel, Medic, and Engineer sat in the tank waiting for the okay to go. The Noob sat on a quad bike directly behind his squad's tank. 
"Sir what are we doing waiting here?" Engineer asked, holding his head up off the steering wheel.
"We're waiting for our commander to come online." 
"Oh yeah. How long will that...." Medic started.


Commander Online


"Oh, well I guess that answers that." Medic said.
"Drive." The Colonel said un-sheathing his knife. The army of tanks sped past the base's entrance, followed by the Noob and three attack helicopters along side with a little bird. The tanks formed a line formation, knocking down a clear path through the forest. The Noob took notice of all the birds flying through the air from the destruction of the forest.
"LEVOLUTION!!!" He cried, and with that everyone else cried levolution as well. Soon enough the tanks had managed to push through. Even though air support was already engaged with the enemies at Delta, it was a sight to uphold. The Colonel hopped out of the tank and faced his men. 
"Remember no survivors. Take their base and Help each other out. Throw down ammo and med bags for your fellow squad mates. And remember always keep your shit bucket under you at all times." All the Colonel 100's raised their ACB-90's in the air and let out a Ho.
"Now take this objective!" The Colonel yelled. The tanks, all at once went full speed down the hill, everybody screaming levolution.




Outside Ponyville was a small guards outpost. They had suffered numerous casualties from the Russian attack on the town. Besides the helicopters destroying what was left of Ponyville, it was relatively quiet. But that all changed when the US attacked. 
"LEVOLUTION!!!" Yelled the US attack. the guards seemed awestruck at the sight of eight heavy war horses of death came down the hill, and they showed no intent on stopping. The able guards helped as many others as they could to get out of the way in time. The tanks smashed through the makeshift observation post and onto the other side.  A T-90 tank waited but was quickly over run by the tanks smashing through. Four booms went off and destroyed the Russian tank within a second. 
"Split up into two tank groups, and converge on the center of town where the objective capture point is." said the Colonel. The tanks diverged down different  roads towards the center.
"Wait hold up. Where's the Noob?" Medic asked almost concerned.
"Who cares man, like he would help us out anyways." said Engineer driving the tank past a crashed quad bike.




The Noob raced ahead of the assault and missed the Colonel's speech. His quad bike sped past the seemingly unaware T-90. 
"Whoa what was that?" The Russian solider asked.
"I don't know, it could have been a road runner." The tank's cannon moved to the left. That's when the Abrams came through destroying the T-90 in their wake. The Noob jumped out of the quad bike while still going full speed. The quad ran into the side of a building and into a pile of ruble. He looked around not knowing where he was. His eyes rested on a double door that lead into a spa. He began to walk towards the door inspecting it.
"Grenade out." He calmly said, chucking the explosive at the mahogany doors. Once the dust settled he walked through the charred doorway. He found himself in a lobby of some sorts. There was a roughly built barricade blocking yet another door way, with a sign posted in front of it. Go away aliens, no possible probing experiments here. 
"Aliens? There's aliens here!?" Noob said starting to freak out. He pressed his com button on the side of his helmet. "Hey guys."
"Oh look there he is." Engineer said; annoyed. "What do you want?!"
"There's aliens." The Noob whispered.
"Aliens?"
"Yes Aliens." he said still whispering.
"Okay so?"
"They're going to probe us."
"They're not going to probe us." Medic said into his mic.
"How do you know that?" The Noob retorted.
"Cause there are no Aliens here you idiot!" Engineer said already losing his temper.
"I'm going radio silent. They're not going to find me." The Noob took out his C4 and placed it on the barricade. "Click!" He said in a whisper. The barricade exploded revealing light through the smoke and debris. He made his way inside to see ponies hiding in the spa tubs. There were a lot of art master pieces on the walls. Anywhere from pictures to stone statue heads. He picked up a glass of wine and studied each individual piece of art. 
"This one speaks to me." He said studying a pony instead of an actual statue. 
"Hello mister. I'm Derpy! Glad to meet you." 
"It talks?" The Noob questioned. "I like this pony." he thought, then his face grew serious. "Wait. What if. They're the aliens?"
"Derpy get over here!" A white pristine unicorn said hiding behind a massage table.
"Wait there's more of you. You are the aliens!" He raised his light machine gun and fired at the ponies hiding behind cover. He missed each shot, shooting the background wall. He ran out of ammo and began to reload.
"Just you wait, once I'm reloaded I'm going to smoke all of you."
"Darling you can't be serious. You're the alien." The white unicorn said.
"I'm the alien?"
"Yes darling you are."
"You're not going to probe me?"
"No. That's what we thought you were going to do to us."
"Ha. You A.I. are so cute sometimes. This is a videogame."
"Darling I assure you this is not a videogame." 
"Then what is it?" The Noob's eyes peering at the unicorn.
"This is Equestria darling."
"Equestria? Oh you mean the Equestrian DLC!" The Noob said raising his hands in the air while yelling.
All the ponies cringed at the Noob's yelling and loudness.
"Darling if you wouldn't mind by keeping it down just a little?" 
"What's your name again?"
"Rarity."
"Cool! You can call me awesome-O, that's what everyone calls me."
"Hey Noob!" Engineer yelled walking up to him. "What are you doing man?"
"Talking to ponies." The Noob said. Engineer looked at the ponies with his eyes wide open. They returned the favor by sheepishly smiling at him.
"Yeah okay. We need you buddy. Wait no we don't, we just need your ammo."
"Ammo?"
"Yeah ammo." Engineer said with a bemused face.
"Hey! I need ammo!" Said the Blueberry engineer that walked in. "I've been out there all day and I need some ammo."
"Yeah I don't have ammo." Noob said.
"Wait how the hell don't you have ammo?" Engineer asked.
"I wasted it."
"You can't waste ammo. There's an infinite number of crates you can throw down."
"Yeah, well I threw one down, and I lost it."
"Just like that?"
"Yes. Just like that."
"Ugh. Come on, lets go find someone who can actually help."
"You suck man!" Yelled the Blueberry engineer walking away pointing at the Noob.




The Colonel 100 stood taking objective delta. Little did he know that a Russian sniper had his cross hairs on the Colonel's head. The sound of a sniper sounded off in the distance. The Russian sniper looked around but died.
headshot 50
Enemy killed 100
"Thanks for the assist solider." The Colonel said to Recon in the tower across the way over looking delta.
"No problem sir." Recon said searching for more enemies to kill. However Recon saw a white Unicorn walking down the street, but it also had wings.
"Uh. Sir you have a big white unicorn coming towards your position."
"Thanks solider." The Colonel said, turning around to face the enemy. That's where the white alicorn stood giving the glare of death towards the Colonel.....