"Maybe if we made our stories shorter, then we could get more viewers."
"Echatu, maybe you were right about having more self confidence"
the Watcher blinked, "are we, still on that conversation?"
Pinkie blinked, "uh, NEXT STORY! a twist on the Mother Luna fics?"
"wait, what?"
Pinkie sighed, "I don't know, Twilight is Luna's daughter but only Twilight actually knows or whatever..."
Echatu started, "not a bad idea, maybe for the next chapter, but let's roll with 'What if the writer didn't have writer's block?"
"The writer has writer's block?"
...both ponies stared in disbelief at the odd humanoid standing in front of them, Echatu groaned while Pinkie sighed.
"GETT OUT 'X!"
"Alright, alright, sheesh," the author stepped through the portal he originally came through, intent on making the current conversation go on forev-
"Wait, what?" Pinkie asked.
"Jeez, you say that more often than that one princess from Frozen." Echatu said.
"You mean Anna?" Pinkie asked.
"yeah her." the watcher replied.
"Sigh, let's just get on with the story of the spin on the- you know, I'm not going to repeat it again." the pink one said.
"Wait, did you actually say 'sigh' again instead of actually doing it?"
<~>
Twilight was staring at Luna intensely, as if she were trying to see something somepony else could not.
she sighed as she asked the pony sneaking up behind her: Celestia "Is it just me, or does it feel like
Luna is my mother?"
Celestia was startled, and said, "huh, and here I thought you wanted to go out with her, I mean, I know you're bisexual and everything, but that would've been awkward."
"It's even more awkward since you think I'd commit insect." Twilight deadpanned.
"How'd you know I was sneaking up on you anyways?" Celestia asked.
"First off, it's 'How did', not 'how'd'; and secondly, I can hear you breathing; and thirdly, you would've been more effective if you decided to make sure your shadow wouldn't fall over me." Twilight replied to a nervous Celestia.
"Well, c'mon, it's almost mother's day, you should go tell her about the results." Celestia motioned.
Twilight stammered, "I-I, but what if she doesn't believe me? what if she thinks I'm nuts? what if-"
"Twilight, you can't spend your time thinking 'what if' you'd drive yourself insane." Celestia cut her off.
"Okay" Twilight said.
"Uh, Luna... I ran some tests, and uh, you're my mother... no! no! no! that won't work, She won't believe that!" Twilight said as she was practicing in a mirror "uggh, this is so frustrating! how am I supposed to tell Luna that-"
"Tell me what, young sparkle?" Luna asked as she stepped into Twilight's temporary room (Her new house was being remodeled).
"uhhh..." Twilight stammered, "LunaIthinkI'myourdaughterafterdoingsometeststhatsaidyou'remymother!" She said all within one breath.
"I'm your mother? seriously? I distinctly remember giving birth to you, I think I would remember that, I was just waiting for you to do so."
"Huh, go figure"
<~>
"Wow... that was anti-climactic" Echatu said.
"yeah it was..." Pinkie stated...
"Uh, that's all folks?" The watcher asked more than stating.
"Sure let's go with that..."