After a while (and some bandages for Twilight, Applejack and Derpy), Rainbow finally calms down. Everything went about to normal (or what counts as it anyway) at the House of Pony. During the weeks, some interesting things happen.

There's one Hearts and Hooves Day when Pinkie Pie felt lonely so Ben, Fluttershy and Rarity decides to help by setting her up on a blind date...with a coat rack, best to wait for the episode to appear in the Holiday Specials for that story. Anyway, long story, everything works out. Pinkie met up with Brian, and what do you know, it turns out that the two were in fact dating. This surprises Ben, Fluttershy and Rarity but shrugs it off as an 'okay' kinda thing.

Once that day was over, Twilight and Ben books na act that was universally beloved...but what they didn't know of what would happen in that week...

As usual, Twilight waits as Spike came down and gives out the introduction, "Here she is, folks; A pony so smart that even professors want to kick her out of universities...TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"

The audience applauds as Twilight teleports onto the stage, grinning. The mare exclaims as they cheer, "Thanks everypony! Say, did you hear the news? A health pool says that 80% of everyone in Equestria, including ponies, Dragons, griffins, Minotaurs, etc. are carrying extra weight! There is good news! It's not that hard to lose! Just get rid of the anvils!"

The audience laughs as Pinkamena Diane Pie pulls out an anvil from out of nowhere, saying happily, "Yep, so true!" The Pinkie Pie look alike laughs as she threw the anvil. Twilight ducks out of the way as it flew past him and landed on Lightning Dust, causing her to scream in pain upon impact.

"We got a bunch of cartoons coming up, as well as our special guest stars, two of the most top favorite background ponies in Equestria, Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops, formerly known as Bon-Bon."

As the folks applaud, a familiar DJ pony, DJ Pon-3, frowns at her table with her friend Octavia as she looks up while asking, "Man, how come those two get most of the attention? I make better music than those two."

"Oh, don't worry about it, DJ." Octavia said to her friend while rolling her eyes at this.

Back on stage, Twilight grins as she exclaims, "First off, let's give it up for the Cutie Mark Peas!"

Everyone turns to see the spotlight going on the Cutie Mark Crusaders...but they are in Shadowbolt like outfits with Apple Bloom explains, "Nope! Sorry, we done lying off 'de Cutie Mark Peas name fer a while so we ain't them no more!"

"Right," Sweetie exclaims as she and Apple Bloom take out guitars while Scootaloo is on the drums. "We are now...Luna's Shadowbolts!"

The audience applauds as the newly named Luna's Shadowbolts play their instruments. Scootaloo grins while saying, "Awesome, about time we change our act! I wish Rainbow Dash is here to see this!"

Rainbow would've seen the performance but right now, the mare is busy at the doors greeting the guests. And sure enough, there's Iron Will coming in with his goat assistances.

"Hello, Iron Will, hello goats!" Rainbow exclaims as she waves to the group. But the Pegasus pony frowns as Iron Will's group is just ignoring him. The mare pulls on the Minotaur tail while snapping, "Hey, horn head! I said hello!"

"Hey, it's my job to say hello! The least you can do is to greet yours truly right back!"

"Hey, my pals would love to enjoy entertaining the motion of your 'job', but Iron Will and company don't have the time! The show has just started! We're going to get to our seats now so stop pulling or you get hurting!" Iron Will scoffs as he and his goat assistants head out. "Door ponies, always the lowest class."

"Hey, I resent the lowest class remark! I am 20% awesome!" Rainbow protests to Iron Will in annoyance. "Ugh, this is one of the jobs that I got here."

Rarity appears, speaking up, "Rainbow Dash, darling, there you are! It's Lyra and Sweetie Drops. They want their potato chips right now!"

"Well, Mr. and Mrs. Cake asked Pinkie Pie to help with a sink in the kitchen and, well..."

In the kitchen, the Cakes watch as Pinkie was trying to fix the sink in there. Mrs. Cake calls out, "Come on, Pinkie Pie! We got customers waiting and we can't have a leaky sink!"

Pinkie's hoof somehow reach for the faucet handle...causing her head to come out of the faucet, much to the Cakes' surprises. The pink pony comments, "Not wanting to alarm you, Mr. and Mrs. Cake, but I think this sink is clogged...aaaaand I'm a little stuck in the pipe."

"Oh great," Mr. Cake groans a bit at what happened. "Pinkie, do you need help getting out of there?"

"No, no, I can do it, I can do it, I..." Pinkie insists as she tries to get herself out of the pipe. This make the pink pony look a bit sheepish. "Okay, maybe I can't; Help."

At a table, we see Golden heart and Pinkamena watching the show as Ahuizotl gets behind them but before he could try to hurt the alicorn, the villain saw a blade at his neck as Pinkamena says, "You try to hurt my big brother, your head will roll on the floor. So go back to your seat."

After that the bad guy runs to his seat sweating like a pig due to his life flashing from a blade being at his neck. Pinkamena spoke to her big brother, "They will never learn will they?"

"Indeed little sister, but let's watch the show." Golden Heart remarks with a slight chuckle.

In the backstage area, Rainbow frowns as she carries a bucket full of ships via her wings. The mare kicks open the door of the dressing room that Lyra and Sweetie Drops is using.

Twilight is in there talking to Lyra and Sweetie Drops when they turn upon hearing Rainbow come in. The purple unicorn exclaims, "There you are Rainbow Dash! Where were you?"

"Don't ask!" Rainbow groans as she march up and dumps the chips next to Lyra and Sweetie Drops, much to their dislike, and march out of the room while slamming the door on her way out. "Ugh, this is soooo not much job doing this. I shouldn't have to do it..."

Twilight shrugs a bit, getting used to Rainbow's behavior by now. As Lyra checks out a chip, she frowns while saying, "I think my order got mixed up. I recalled ordering the Griffin chips with the BBQ favor!"

"Come on, don't complain, it's only chips, Lyra!" Sweetie Drops giggles as she takes a chip and ate it whole. "Oh, that is some good stuff!"

"So you two got anything planned for your show tonight?" Twilight ask the two guest-stars, smiling as to what the two ponies got planned.

"Oh, we're going to try something new and awesome for the audience!" Lyra exclaims eagerly while taking a deep breath. "Give them a chance to be on the edge!"

"Right, yeah! Our act is going to be...standup comedy!" Sweetie Drops exclaims with a smile. However, Lyra frowns a bit as he horns glow upon hearing that.

"I don't recall discussing this at all! Anyway, you know that I can't do magic! We're doing stand-up!"

"Magic," Lyra argues angrily with Sweetie Drops, much to Twilight's concern. This could end terribly.

Twilight shakes her head and leaves, laughing as she closes the door on her way out. Ben trots up, looking concerned upon hearing the arguing in the dressing room. He said, "Not good. Those two are getting into one huge argument."

"Come on, it's Lyra and Sweetie Drops we're talking about here." Twilight assures Ben with a smile. "They are best friends, they always work something out!"

However, to Twilight's surprise, Sweetie Drops open the door and storms out of the room, turning and yelling, "ALL RIGHT, FINE! IF THIS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR BEST FRIEND..."

"Best friend?" Lyra asks with a laugh as she peeks out of the door, pretending not to see or even care about Sweetie Drop. "Who would that be? I don't see my best friend out here."

"Ugh! You...you...YOU ARE JUST A JERK! I QUIT!" Sweetie Drops yells furiously as she march away. Twilight and Ben looks shocked and disbelief. Sweetie Drop is breaking her friendship up with Lyra?

"Good riddance, non-magic freak! Who needs you?!" Lyra snaps angrily to Sweetie Drops. She then gave a smile to Twilight while adding, "Hey Twilight! When you see that rainbow mane head again, tell here to get my chips and make sure that they're the Griffin chips with the BBQ favor, okay?"

Lyra then shut the door as Twilight and Ben looks shocked. The mare looks worried as she turns to her colt-friend, saying, "Okay, maybe I was wrong..."

While Twilight and Ben tries to figure out what to do with the splitting Lyra and Sweetie Drops, the American Doctor AKA Adam is ready to head out to the House of Pony itself.

"Hmm so I heard that some sort of club's going down well better check it out." Adam said to himself. As the TARDIS started to fade in and out several times it was gone and on its way toward the House of Pony; A while later, it lands in the parking lot.

"Hmm this has got to be the right place." He said. Adam checked the local sensors to be safe and sure enough he was right on the money, "Yup, better call ahead to get a reservation so I don't show up like a bonehead."

And sure enough the reservation was set to go. Adam was all set to go money in wallet and he was going to meet the Mane 6 (In hopes that he would be able to meet Time turner aka *The Doctor*)

"Hello Time Turner, I'm the American Doctor," he said extending his hand. Adam was wearing a black sports jacket with a black T shirt a black pair of jeans and some black velcrow shoes and his hair was pulled back into a ponytail.

"Hey Adam, it's me, Rainbow Dash." Rainbow remarks, shaking hoof to hand with Adam. "Startled ya, didn't I?"

As Twilight is about to show the next cartoon, she ducks as Bray flew past her and crash into a wall as Pinkamena says looking at the other bad guys, "Anypony else want to try to hurt my big brother?"

All the bad guys then just sat back down in their seats, some were scared; some were frozen with fear as Pinkamena goes back to watching the show as it starts.

Twilight, now wearing a magician's outfit as she said, "Hey, ponies, watch this! I, the Great and Powerful Twilight Sparkle..."

"Stop stealing Trixie's gimmick!" Trixie yells at Twilight from her table in annoyance.

Twilight uses her magic to wave a wand while pointing to a screen. Applejack took it as the cue to air the first cartoon of the night. The audience applauds as it starts.

JUSSONIC PRESENT...

A SPIKE CARTOON

Spike's Magic Claws

It was the middle of the afternoon in Ponyville as Twilight is heading to the cleaners to pick up some of her clothes, including some gloves that she purchased. As the mare arrives, she saw a familiar face leaving with a package on her back.

Trixie came to Ponyville before and ends up making a bit of trouble with her boasting and attempts to upstart Twilight. The first time brings in a Ursa Minor thanks to Snips and Snails while the second time, the unicorn was possessed by the Alicorn Amulet. Fortunately, Trixie was forgiven for both incidents and she and Twilight were friends since then.

"Aw, Twilight, good to see you again," Trixie exclaims to Twilight with a smile.

"Good to see you again! Are you doing a show tonight?"" Twilight ask Trixie curiously, noting the package that the blue unicorn has got.

"Correct! I got a big show scheduled for tonight, performing on stage with some new tricks! And just to show no hard feelings between all of us, the Great and Apologetic Trixie would like you and your friends to come!"

"Yes! Here are some invitations!" Trixie exclaims as she uses her magic to pull out some tickets from a saddlebag.

"Thanks, Trixie!" Twilight exclaims as she takes the tickets. Perhaps a show tonight would be great.

As Trixie left, Twilight walks up to the counter where a stallion with weird like eyes like Derpy's was working. He saw her and gave Twilight a box that held her clothes, including the clothes.

"Okay, you made sure not to mix up my gloves again, right?" Twilight ask the clerk with a concerned frown. "Because last time, it took me a few days just to find my real clubs and I almost messed up my visit with the princess because of that."

"Oh, no no no no no no... er, uh, buh, buh, no way, not a chance." The stallion shakes his head in a goofy like way.

After getting her clothes and gloves, Twilight came back home and informs her friends and Ben of Trixie's invite to the magic show. While some, like Rainbow and Rarity, are a bit skeptic, they decided to give the showpony another chance since she has change her ways since the Alicorn Amulet incident.

"All right, Spike. Nyx and Phobos are having a camp out with the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Big Macintosh is watching them. Koga and Owlowiscious are being taken care of by Dexter. Ben, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity and I are going to the magic show so you are alone at the library tonight, got it?" Twilight told Spike as she put on a best dress while preparing to head out.

"Right, I'm trusting you this time but remember the rules. Do not get into the food; eat what I left out for you. The last time, you ate everything in the fridge and I have to spend a lot of bits resupplying it. Second, no TV because I don't want you watching any scary movies or shows not appropriate for you! And finally, no long distance phone calls! Trust me, I already had enough of the last phone bill that is too high for me to pay! Got it?"

"Okay, good, see you later tonight, Spike!" Twilight said as she leaves the library, believing that she herself has made herself clear to her assistant.

Spike waits until Twilight is gone...then smiles eagerly. Time for his fun to begin!

Spike rushes into the kitchen and open the cabinets, taking out some can food that is in there. The Dragon took out a can open to open one up. One problem, the device is made for ponies so Spike can't use the can opener right.

"Awww, man," Spike groans as he tries to use his claws to open up the clan but it won't do so. "Well, so much for eating; May as well watch some TV."

Spike, deciding that he isn't getting any food right now, heads to the couch and turn the TV on. Yeah, Twilight told him no 'TV' but no pony will ever know, right? The Dragon sat on the couch as he begins to watch a program that is on.

"And now...The Diamond Dog Channel!" A voice exclaims on the TV, making Spike frowns as he changes the channel. "Tonight we will be travelling to Timberwolf Isla..."

"Okay, none of that," Spike remarked as he changes the channel again. "There must be something cool on."

"Gah! I rather not hear that!" Spike yelps in disgust as he changes the channel once more.

On another channel, another voice said, "Fresh Whiny Unicorn Prince of Canterlot..."

"Sounds like some jerk that I know." Spike remarks dryly as he changes the channel. Isn't there anything good on that doesn't involve stuff that he doesn't like or want to throw up by?

Spike screams in terror as he quickly turns the TV off. Anything but that! The Dragon decides to put up watching TV; May as well break the last rule which is to make long distance phone calls.

Unknown to Spike, upstairs in the Sparkles' room is a box that Twilight's clothes and gloves are supposed to be in. Strangely enough, the box itself opens up to reveal...that the gloves are coming to life! As it turns out, the clerk at the cleaners has messed up. Instead of Twilight's gloves, she has gotten Trixie's instead!

What make these gloves so special, you may ask? Well, these things are actually alive and are truly magic. Apparently, these magic gloves are sentient beings and knew right away that they are in the wrong place. One glove waits while the other one got up to keep balance.

The first glove takes the other to where the invitation is and points at the time which is seven. To their worry, the clock nearby said 7:01; not good, they are late and unless the gloves return to Trixie soon, she will be in trouble. The two slide down a lamp chord in hopes to get outside and head to the theater where their owner is performing at.

Downstairs, Spike was on the phone, making sure that his call has come through. To his annoyance, he got a voice saying, "We're sorry but your call to 'Dragon Shores' did not go through. Please sure that you dialed correctly and try your call again."

"Aww, man! I was hoping that Dragon Shores got better the last time that I was there." Spike said with a frown. "Stupid phone made for phones..."

Spike was about to dial in another number when he hears a crash from upstairs. Out of suspicious, the Dragon rush upstairs to investigate. Twilight would throw a fit if anything breaks. Upon entering the room, the Dragon's mouth dropped as he saw the broken lamp...but that isn't what shock him for what did was two gloves running out of the room on their own!

Spike, frowning, chases after the gloves that slid down the stairs and arrives in the library. They were almost to the front door but the Dragon blocks it in time. Already, Spike knows that these aren't Twilight's gloves and advances on them, making the gloves back away slowly.

The gloves run off but Spike makes a grab for one of them, trapping that glove in his claw and causing it to slip onto himself. Spike looks surprised as he saw the first glove on his claw then saw the other tried to pull it off. He pulled his gloved claw way, causing the glove to slap him.

The glove prepares to fight, only for Spike to grab it and spin around, slipping the glove onto himself. The Dragon wonders what to do now. He should do the right thing; these gloves belong to Trixie's, since they are more of a bluish color while Twilight is a purple color. Perhaps Spike should head out to the magic show to help Trixie...

On the other claw, Spike now has some magic in his claws that could make him do impossible things. He smirks eagerly thinking up cool ideas to do with these gloves...and if these ideas work and the Dragon can avoid trouble, who knows?

Spike got to work. He can use the gloves to work a can opener, having all the food that he wants! The Dragon can even change channels on the TV to what he likes. Why, Spike can even use the gloves to dial the correct numbers to make long distance phone calls! With the magic that they can give him, he can even use them to wipe off everything that happened as if they never worked! Oh, Spike is going to love this!

Spike got onto the piano and begins playing 'The Entertainer' on it. As the music plays, we can see him using the can opener on various cans, eating the food that in them. Once the Dragon is done, Spike uses the magic to get rid of the cans and put them back into the right spots, refilling the food. Twilight, Ben, Nyx and Phobos will never know!

Spike later is seen using the remote to change the channels on the TV to the ones that he likes. There was 'Kung Fu Spike: Legends of Awesomeness', 'House of Spike' and 'Spike-Trax'.

Spike is now seen playing a video game via the magic gloves and beating Twilight's high score. The mare is going to have a hard time figuring that one out.

Spike now cast shadow puppets as he made one of 'Twilight Sparkle' with his magic gloves'. The Dragon smiles, he is having so much tonight! Perhaps the baby Dragon can use the gloves to flirt with a certain female Dragon...

Trixie is having a bad time at her magic show. The audience boos at her while she's on stage; the mare is trying to figure out what is going wrong. None of her planned magic tricks are doing well tonight!

Trixie frantically takes out a deck of cards to see what she can while waving her hooves around them. The mare is more worried, why aren't her gloves working? As if to add more humiliation, she trips, causing all the cards to fell out of her hold.

"Sorry, folks, the Great and Powerful Trixie seem to be all hooves tonight." Trixie said nervously while using her horn to sweep up the cards with a broom and dust pan. The mare waves her gloves, still wondering what's going on. "Let's get to the next trick: sawing a pony in half. Yes!"

The curtain pulls up, showing a filly in a box. Trixie goes to the box with a saw via her horn and smiles nervously. She prepares to put the saw in as if to cut the volunteer in half...only for the box to slip, coming apart and fell. Whoops!

The audience regardless boos some more as the filly frowns. Another filly pops out of the other box in annoyance, proving this trick to be a fraud. Trixie watch as her volunteers leave the stage, though one of them came back to pick up a shoe that escapes her body.

Twilight and her friends watch in the audience, the mare looks concerned as she said, "I hate to say this, but Trixie stinks. What's wrong with her?"

"Who cares? This is fun! Booooooo," Rainbow boos Trixie some more, making Twilight frowns at her for that.

Trixie sighs as she goes offstage and sat down in concern. The mare asks herself, "Trixie, what is wrong with you tonight? This night is horrible, one of my worst performances ever even I got to admit. What went wrong? When I brought these gloves, I thought..." Trixie however stops as she took a closer look, noticing the different color of the gloves. "Wait a moment...these aren't my gloves! These are Twilight Sparkle's! I must've gotten hers by mistake!"

Twilight pauses as she asks, "First off, why do we ponies even have gloves; doesn't make sense. And second..." The mare took off the gloves in annoyance. "...where are my magical ones?!"

The magic gloves themselves are still in the claws of Spike. The baby Dragon is a little distance from the stage and is performing a card trick for Barbara the Dragon. She picks a card from the deck and looks at it before putting the said card back. Spike grins as he make the cards move back and forth by magic.

Spike now waves his claw around the cards via the gloves and took out a Queen of Hearts, grinning as he points to it while asking, "Hey, is this your card?"

"Yes! Wow, you're great!" Barbara giggles while nodding. She hugs Spike a bit, giving him an idea.

Spike roll up his sleeves (literally as he pulls up his skin up to his arms as if they are sleeves) and made flowers appears, impressing Barbara further. The male Dragon now blow up a balloon and made a heart with an arrow going through, much to the female Dragon's impression further. Spike now use his magic to float Barbara right into the air.

Of course, trouble soon strikes. Garble was taking a walk on the other side of the fence nearby the action mumbling, "Man, what a cool night. Bright moon, shining starts, Barbara floating in the air, the trees...wait, what?" The bully turns and looks confused as he saw Barbara floating in the air. "Hang on..."

Garble goes over to the fence's other side, seeing Spike waving his claws. The bully frowns as he said, "Hey, wait a darn minute; Hey, you runt!"

"Huh?" Spike yelps as he turns and saw Garble stomping up to him. "Oh, hey Garble."

Spike smirks as he took off a glove and uses it to slaps Garble in the face as if challenging him to a duel. That was a bad move as the glove came to life and got off the Dragon's claw. It pulls off the other glove of Spike. He stares in surprise as the glove slaps him with the other one.

"What the heck are you trying to pull?!" Garble demands furiously to Spike who chuckles nervously as he backs away. The baby Dragon then runs off with the bully chasing him. "Come back here, I ain't done with you yet!"

Barbara frowns but yelps as she fell to the ground. The female Dragon groans, "I hate it when things like this happen..."

The gloves run on the streets with Spike chasing them and Garble chasing him. The gloves made their way to the fire station and got into the truck. They begin to drive it away as they head to the theater where Trixie is at. Spike quickly grabs onto the fire truck's hose, dodging Garble who tries to catch him.

"Whoa!" Spike screams as he kept his hold onto the hose of the fire truck, the gloves honk the horn and rang the bell to get rid of the other drivers in the way. Once they passed by an alley, the glove jumps off the truck with Spike chasing them (with the truck itself crashing somewhere). "Come back here!"

The gloves rush into the entrance of the theater's backstage area with Spike following. Inside, Trixie was still depressed, wondering what happened to her gloves. But then, to her surprise and delight, she saw them jumping right onto her hooves.

"My gloves, you came back to Trixie! I can still save my act!" Trixie exclaims eagerly. Of course, Spike appears, bumping into her as the two circles around onto the stage. When all is clear, the mare grins as she held her hat, with the Dragon somehow disappearing from sight. "And now, the Great and Powerful Trixie shall perform her final trick...pulling a Dragon out of her hat!"

Trixie waves her hoofs into the hat and pulls out Spike, declaring, "Ta-da! Was there any doubt?"

"Hey, what do you know? I guess I got into snow biz after all." Spike said with a smile.

THE END

A JUSSONIC PRODUCTION

Once the cartoon is done, the audience applauds like mad. Trixie, at her table smiles as she let her gloves do the clapping for her. Was there any doubt?

In a seating area, Fluttershy flies a plate of three beans to slpytlak AKA Shelby, KingHuffman, Jose, cmara and the other author friends. slpytlak grins as she held her fork and knife saying, "Cool. Three bean salad."

Without warning, the beans jump around and grew into a large beanstalk, startling the guests. cmara in annoyance calls out, "Fluttershy! I think it happened again; Geez!"

"Oh, ya know stuff; anyway, glad you could make it to the club tonight." said RD with a smile.

"Yea likewise; when I heard about a club being owned by you six, I simply had to check it out; heck, I even heard of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon trying to shut this place down...hmm, now that I think about it, there anyway we can change Diamond's tune?" asked Adam wondering of a few ways.

"I'd rather just stay away from those two if you get what I mean, though I have a question; do I ever become your companion?" asked Rainbow.

"You bet in the story, 'the Adventures of the American Doctor and Rainbow Dash', we travel to another universe, travel through time, heck even head out to the old west and wind up back in Equestria, you really should check it out." said Adam suggesting that she read the very fanfic episode that's completed.

"And as for Scoots and Silver Spoon...we adopt them." said Adam in the main lobby area.

"Yea that's pretty cool," replied Rd. As the two kept talking, he finally realized that this place is pretty awesome.

"Maybe I outta stick around," said Adam with his trademark smirk. "As always Onwards and Upwards."

"Hello I'm Adam a Time lord, if you will," said Adam while extending his hand. It was then that Time Turner realized that he was talking to another time lord.

"How can you be a time lord? I thought they were all wiped out!" said Time Turner still in shock.

"That's true but I survived during my travels, I had visions of the great Time War between the time lords and the Daleks but there was one person that stuck out that person and that was you doctor," said Adam with a calm expression on his face .

"Very well," said Adam he reached into his black sports jacket pocket and pulled out a short metal rod which was his sonic screwdriver; he pressed the large button on it and sure enough the TARDIS faded in and out from its location in the parking lot to right in front entrance of the club. Time Turner was stunned at what he saw.

"I suppose I believe you so we are the last of our kind." said Time Turner with a frown.

"It's true we are but at least we can make something out of it," said Adam with a smile on his face. Rainbow watched in awe as her fellow reviewer helped lift the very spirits of Time Turner, the very pony who resembled the 10th doctor. He turned back to face Rainbow. "So wanna have some fun?" asked Adam as the two walked inside.

"Rainbow, can yew help Twilight wit' Lyra and Sweetie Drops?" Applejack asks her friend as she heads back to the booth. "Ben is mighty busy an' so is 'de rest o' us tonight."

In her dressing room, Lyra grins as she hears the crowd. As Twilight came inside, the green unicorn tries to stuff Angel into a top hat, smiling while asking, "You hear that crowd out there? They must really love magic." The mare kept on trying to stuff the annoyed bunny inside. "And I know that they will love me! I will dazzle their pants off, those who wear pants anyway...and get a hands of approval!"

Of course, when the door opens, a mad Rainbow came in with Nyx, the former snaps, "Ben can't do it right now!"

"Daddy's helping Auntie Pinkie Pie in the kitchen..." Nyx explains to her mother with a shrug.

Sure enough, in the kitchen, Ben was trying to use his magic to pull Pinkie out of the sink that she's still stuck in. The pinky groans, "Owie; that hurts! Not working, Benny; Owie!"

"Here!" Rainbow snaps as she tosses the duct tape to Twilight before slamming the door, leaving the room with Nyx staying behind.

As Twilight gives the duct tape to Lyra, she spoke, "Lyra, listen. The audience wants to see 'Lyra Heartsrings and Sweetie Drops'. You know? Can't you just make up with Sweetie Drops or something?"

Lyra rolls her eyes as she remarks, "Come on! Think outside the chimney, like Chancellor Puddinghead would say! You're looking at a new pony for a new generation, Twilight! The colossal, stupendous..." The mare put the top hat on, taping it around himself to keep it from falling off. "...Lyra Heartstrings, the Great!"

Of course, the duct tape fell off, along with the hat, freeing Angel. The mare yelps as Angel hits her with his foot a few times then rushes off. Lyra scowls, "Ugh! No wonder you gave Spike a hard time! What Fluttershy saw in you, I would never know!"

"Well, this stinks." Nyx sighs as she and Twilight leaves the dressing room. Lyra isn't going to get back with Sweetie Drops, especially with her own ego.

"No good. Perhaps you should try talking to Sweetie Drops." Twilight suggests to Rainbow, much to her annoyance.

"Whoa, whoa, why me; Bad enough that I got to keep track when Sweetie Drops was still using her old name of 'Sweetie Drops', but now I..."

"Ugh, fine!" Rainbow groans as she heads off to find Sweetie Drops. Maybe she would be more cooperative than her old friend was.

Rainbow found Sweetie Drops and it didn't take long until the conversion was converted about her, "Rainbow, I know where you're coming from, I really do. But I am not like you, but I wish I could be. You don't mind doing what Twilight Sparkle tells you, letting her get all the fame and glory, at least in this club, the big bucks, the Royal Family approval, the cars..."

Sweetie of course frowns as she is being reminded of her most lousiest job in Equestria...

Lyra is heard voicing over during this sequence, "...and you are stuck being number two here, greeting the guests at the door while doing the most humiliating of chores with ponies being busy...kinda like Spike used to do..."

We see an annoyed Rainbow holding a number 2 sign near the door, then see her in front of signs for the restrooms, holding a map.

"...I mean, if I owned half a club which doesn't have my name on it, and never got to perform as well..."

We see Rainbow frowning, clicking on the lights for the House of Pony sign, disapprovingly jealous.

"...why, it would really be honorable," Sweetie Drops groans, snapping Rainbow out of her fantasy. "Rainbow, come on, help me out here. Teach me everything you know, to be a door-pony like you!"

"Hmmm...you said it, let's be partners!" Rainbow exclaims with a smirk, making Sweetie Drops smile. The two will be a big hit, making a partnership that will really take the house, like it or no!

Back at the dressing room, Lyra peeks out to see what's going on. The unicorn of course gave a frown as she saw Sweetie Drops, setting up a new sign with the smiling Rainbow watching.

Lyra came over to see what the sign is all about. The mare frowns as she reads it, "'Today only...Rainbow Dash and Sweetie Drops'!"

Lyra laughs in amusement as she looks over to the smiling new duo, Sweetie Drop explains, "Correct. We found out that we got a lot in common. Rainbow Dash is my new partner."

"Right, the only thing you got common is how pathetic you two are! Anyway, you forgot to write in 'Rainbow Dash and Sweetie Drops Stink'; Ha ha ha!"

"Right there," Lyra remarks with a laugh, using her magic to write the word 'Stink' underneath 'Sweetie Drops'.

Rainbow and Sweetie Drops frowns as they look at each other. This could be big trouble right here...

...surprisingly, it wasn't with Lyra but with each other! Ben and Rarity came to see how the progress is doing, especially with the new partnership with Rainbow and Sweetie Drops. To their surprise (well, not really!), the two ponies saw the new duo having a disagreement with the change.

"Look, we should change the name to 'Sweetie Drops and Rainbow Dash'! I should be in the lead!" Sweetie Drops snaps to Rainbow in frustration.

"Well, we keep the name of "Rainbow Dash and Sweetie Drops' or forget it!" Rainbow scowls at Sweetie Drops in annoyance.

"Hoo boy; is this turning into another break up?" Ben asks in concern. The new duo stare each other down then Rainbow sighs.

"Ugh, you know what? This isn't working at all. Let's just forget this ever happened."

Sweetie Drops nods as Rainbow flew off in anger; Looks like the Earth pony is alone tonight.

During some time, we see Pinkamena going to a door to a room. She looks at the paper and what was on it were words saying, "I heard you're tough but no one is tougher than me. But they did not told me what you look like so meet me in the room with a door with a star on it. I will be waiting.""

With that she goes in the room. As many bad guys watch, they heard fighting and crashing noises in the room until it stops making many puzzled. But then Tirek burst through the door screaming like a girl running. The bad guys see one of Pinkamena's hooves and flee to their seats.

Some of the villains strap themselves down as Pinkamena comes out of the room and back to her seat as Golden Heart says. "What happened, little sister?"

Pinkamena explains, "Well let's just say that I had a little fight with another bad guy and it was fun."

Pinkamena looks at the bad guys as they all froze as she stares at them and goes back to watching the show.

Onstage, Twilight introduces the next short, "All right, folks; It's my colt friend Ben Mare to the rescue!"

JUSSONIC PRESENTS...

Ben Mare to the Rescue 2 - Cages and Cannons

Twilight screams as that evil unicorn jerk Boris has kidnapped her, using a collar to keep her from using magic. From the top of a window of the villain's HQ, the mare calls out, "Benny, help!"

Boris grabs Twilight from behind, gagging her while laughing, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Scream all you want, Twillight. That Earth Pony filth Ben Mare will never rescue you this time! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-" The villains tops as he sat a sign on his own HQ that said 'THE HIDEOUT OF BORIS THE ANIMAL'. "Oh, and I gotta take down that 'The Animal' sign. Why did they even put it on my house in the first place?"

Boris drags Twilight into his HQ. Sure enough, Ben Mare arrives, frowning at the building while saying, "Hang on, Twiley! I'll save you!"

Ben rushes towards the hideout. Inside, Twilight is being lifted up in a cage that is shaped like her lover's head, calling out, "Ben, where are you?"

Boris waits at the controls, putting the cage near a track. He knew Ben would come into his HQ at any given moment. Sure enough, the stallion rams the door in and saw Twilight in the cage, dangling above the track.

"Twilight," Ben exclaims as he glares at the smirking Boris. "Let my filly go now, Boris the Animal!"

Boris snarls furiously, "If I've told you once, Ben, I've told you a thousand times...it's just Boris!"

"Help me, Ben!" Twilight exclaims. Ben rush up the track to save her. "Look out!"

Ben turns, seeing a cannon pointed right at him. Boris laughs sinisterly as he push a purple button, " Ha ha ha ha. Too slow, Benny boy! Now take this."

Ben ducks in time to avoid a punching glove that was shot out of the cannon. The hero taunts, "Ha! You missed me, Boris the Animal."

"It's just Boris!" Boris snaps as the punching glove is put back into his cannons. As Ben prepares himself, he didn't expect two more cannons surrounding him, making the stallion looks around, making him sigh. His rival sure went out of his way with three cannons. "Take this...and this!" Boris push two more buttons to send two punching gloves at Ben, one for each cannon but the stallion uses his flying powers to dodge. He lands on a boxing glove as it is being retracted back into its cannon. The stallion latch onto the cannon, Boris tries to move the controls of it, with his enemy having a little trouble balancing while sitting down. The jerk was focusing on shaking the cannon to get Ben loose by heard Twilight cheering, "Huh?"

"Yee-haw! Ride 'em cowboy, Benny!" Twilight cheers on. Boris's eyes widened as he saw the mare cheering as Ben is riding the cannon as if on a rodeo. The evil unicorn frowns as he push the other cannons, aiming right at him, causing Ben to gulp. Twilight looks down to the control panel, seeing Boris laughing as he prepares to push the buttons to fire the punching gloves. "Oh no, you don't, Boris the Animal!"

Twilight takes out a mane-pin from her mane and threw it down. Boris was too busy yelling to realize what's going on, "It's just Bor-." The hairpin hit the third button around the same time he hit the other two buttons. "Huh?"

Sure enough, all three punching gloves hit each other, breaking down. Ben jumps off, smiling in victory. Twilight cheer as Boris frowns, watching his rival heading towards the cage to make a jump to the cage. Twilight smiles as she grabs Ben's body, but the weight of both ponies causes the cage to fall, causing both control panel and Boris to go up, with the villain screaming in a panic.

"Elevator going up," Ben taunts. Boris is now at the same track where the good pony and Twilight were at. The villain frowns as he does his best to work the controls to get back control of the situation.

"You'll pay for this, Benjamin Mare--." Boris was interrupted as he saw, to his horror, one cannon that he didn't activate being pointed right at him, preparing to fire, "Oh no!"

"Elevator going down," Ben said as the cage lands on the track. He quickly uses his magic to remove the lock, freeing Twilight before getting rid of the collar around her neck.

Twilight, smiling, kisses Ben on the lips while saying, "Oh, Ben. Thanks for rescuing me."

Ben blushes as he and Twilight begins to leave. Once the cage left, Boris got punched by the boxing glove; both he and the control fell to the track hard. The villain dizzily tries to get up but was taken down by the fourth punching glove that fell on him.

"You lose again, Boris the Animal!" Ben calls out to Boris as he and Twilight take their leave.

Both the Cartoon Boris and House of Pony Boris (from the audience) yells out, "It's just Boris!"

And thus, Ben saved his beloved filly, defeated Boris once more. All is well...well, until next time anyway...

THE END

A JUSSONIC PRODUCTION

The audience applauds once the cartoon is over. They loved it...well, except for one certain upset pony.

Loudmouth, the parrot of Ben's father Jack Silver, laughs, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Way to go, Ben. You sure showed Boris the Animal a thing or two; Ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Boris growls angrily at Loudmouth, "Call me that nickname one more time, Polly, and I'll turn you into fried chicken!"

"Since you call Earth Ponies filth, I find it only to fair that you're called the Animal for the rest of your life, Boris the Animal!"

"Shut up, you two," Boris yells angrily at his two goons. Loudmouth blows a raspberry at the Unicorn bully. "Okay, that does it, Loudmouth! I'm gonna-."

Jack, drawing his sword at Boris's neck, snaps sternly at the bully, "Gonna what, mate? You can't hurt my bird as long as I live. Only I get to do that; Savvy?"

Sometime later, Twilight is on stage as she said, "All right, folks, making her House of Pony debut, it's the infamous...Sweetie Drops!"

The folks look confused while applauding as they look at the spotlight where Sweetie Drops is at. Wasn't she supposed to perform with Lyra?

"Thanks, thank you, every pony! You know, the other day, I met this colt who said that he hasn't had a bite in days...so I ate him!" Sweetie Drops jokes. The folks applaud awkwardly as we hear the tap of the drums and cymbal playing. "Thank you, thank you..."

Bon-Bon, the original one from 'My Little Pony Tales', rolls her eyes in the audience. She frowns while saying, "Even I gotta agree that joke was in bad taste."

Sweetie Drops continue making her jokes, though no one is laughing at him. Off stage, a concerned Lyra spoke up, "Wow. Hate to say this but Sweetie Drops is a mess without me."

Twilight overheard this and smiles as she got an idea. The mare trots over, remarking to Lyra, "True, you really are the brains of this outfit. Ditching Sweetie Drops was the best idea that you ever did." The folks in the audience begin to boo at the poor Sweetie Drops.

"Oh, I know what you're doing! You're trying to use reverse psychology. Make sense since you're a psychiatrist! Well, it's not going to work because you want me to go out there and save Sweetie Drops! Forget it! Now if you excuse me...I'm going out there and save her anyway so you won't try anything else!"

As Lyra heads out to save Sweetie Drop, so to speak, Twilight grins in triumph while turning to Ben and Nyx, the former remarks proudly, "Nice play, honey."

"Simple. I pulled psychology without reversing it." Twilight explains to Nyx with a smirk, "Works every time!"

Sweetie Drops chuckles nervously as the booing continues, "What, don't get it? You don't know about the alicorn, the unicorn and the griffin?" The mare gulps as the audience continues booing her. Only a miracle can save her now.

Suddenly, a cloud of smoke appears followed by Lyra in a magician's clothing. She stood (with an obvious trap door behind the unicorn) in triumph as Sweetie Drops stares in surprise. What is her former friend doing out here?

"Ta-da; Introducing, Lyra the Majestic," Lyra exclaims, closing the trap door with one of her hooves. This made Sweetie Drops sigh in relief. Perhaps the unicorn was right: magic was the right way to go even though the Earth pony can't do it. "For my first trip, I will need a volunteer!"

"Ooh, ooh, I am a sucker for a good trick!" Bon-Bon giggles as she trots over to the stage, much to Lyra's amusement.

"Hey, look, the ripoff...err, I mean first pony whose was once called 'Bon-Bon'. Perfect!"

"All right, I will make this pony disappear, using this sock and magic!" Lyra exclaims, putting a huge right over Bon-Bon to help make her disappear.

In the audience, Minty from Gen 3 stares on in surprise as she comment, "That's the biggest sock that I ever saw in my life!"

Lyra uses her magic so to speak and removes the towel...turning Bon-Bon into a purple pony. The mare smiled while exclaiming, "Ta-da!"

"The hay; what did you do?!" Bon-Bon gasps in shock as she saw herself now purple colored./

"LYRA!" Sweetie Drops exclaims in annoyance as she quickly got out a bucket of water and spills the liquid onto Bon-Bon, getting rid of the purple stuff. "Luckily that stuff washes off. The audience nevertheless begins booing at Lyra.

"What? Come on! Wasn't my fault that socks aren't good for magic," Lyra defends herself in annoyance.

"You should've used a blanket instead! But noooo, you are always so darn stubborn!" Sweetie Drops scowls angrily to her former friend while the audience kept on booing still.

In the audience, one of the Decepticons Soundwave sneers at Lyra, "How about you do some real magic by DISAPPEARING?!"

After Lyra is booed on stage, Pinkamena says to her big brother, "Lyra was being booed on stage and Sweetie Drops as well when they tried to go it alone; they will soon know that they need to become friends once more."

"I hope so as well little sister." Golden Heart said with a sigh of agreement. This doesn't look good for either Lyra or Sweetie Drops.

The two former friends stare nervously at the audience who kept booing at them like mad. Lyra nervously say to Sweetie Drops, "Sweetie Drops, come on! Do another joke, anything!'

"Oh no, why not you keep going on with your magic," Sweetie Drops remarks to Lyra sarcastically. "Perhaps for an encore, you can make fried Fur-bobs!"

"Oh, like you don't think with your brains? Why don't you have some pine trees, why don't ya?!"

"I would...because I'm trying to cut down on disturbing my fellow ponies as well as those from other series, fat head!"

"Look, I came out here only to save your Earth pony butt!" Lyra snaps to Sweetie Drops in annoyance.

"My flank doesn't need saving, thank you very much!" Sweetie Drops yells at Lyra right back.

"You're right...it needs shrinking, that's what!" Lyra snaps furiously. As the arguing continues, the two arguing mares didn't realize that the Boos are turning into laughter.

"Horn head," Sweetie Drops scowls angrily at Lyra, unaware of the laughing that is still happening.

The two continue to argue until they finally notice that the audience is laughing at them. In the audience, Iron Will and his goat assistants smile with the Minotaur remarking, "Oh yeah! Now that is the Lyra and Sweetie Drops classic that Iron Will likes!" The goats baa in agreement.

Sweetie Drops looks confused as she asks Lyra, "Uh, Lyra? Is it just me or is the booing becoming happy all of the sudden?"

"That isn't booing, Sweetie...it's our applause! That is music to our ears!" Lyra exclaims with a smile. The arguing that she and Sweetie Drops has gotten the audience's approval.

The two smiles as they took their bows while both say, "Thank you, thank you very much!"

The audience applauds for the great act. Dr. Lizardo stood up from his table while calling, "I think this reunion calls for a song!"

"NO!" The audience yells in annoyance as they throw stuff at Dr. Lizardo who runs off as a result.

Twilight sighs in relief offstage. It looks like Lyra and Sweetie has forgiven one another and are friends again. Ben smiles as he speaks into his headset, "All right, Applejack. Cue the final cartoon of the night."

Once Lyra and Sweetie Drops leave the stage, the audience applauds as the final cartoon of the night begins.

JUSSONIC PRESENTS...

A RAINBOW DASH CARTOON

It's that time of the month at the Ponyville Golf Society. Rainbow is working as a janitor there to earn some extra bits. As she sweeps the floor, the mare spots something that caught her attention. She walks over to a case that has a trophy inside.

"Hello? What's this?" Rainbow asks as she reads the inscription. "'This trophy goes to the golfer with the BEST SCORE?" The mare grins eagerly as she imagines herself with the trophy. Imagine how her friends would react when Rainbow wins this, "Oh yeah! That would be awesome!"

Once Rainbow got her job done for the day, she stays behind to play a round of score to get the best score. The mare is wearing a golfer's outfit while bringing small clubs with her.

"This will be easy." Rainbow comments as she arrives at the first hole. The mare set up the golf ball, nail on the grass and a golf club. She wags her tail while preparing to take her shot.

Rainbow hits the ball with her club, sending it flying like a missile. It lands near the hole so when the mare flew over, she uses her club like a pool cue to get the ball in. Rainbow now has 2 points. Only 17 holes left to deal with.

At the second hole, Rainbow got a Hole in One. In the third hole, after dealing with a sand trap, Rainbow manages to get the ball in 3 hits. In Hole 4, the mare has gotten a Hole in One. From Hole 5 to 17, the Pegasus pony has gotten a Hole in one in each one. The mare smiles as she took the ball out of Hole 17. That perfect score is as good as hers!

"One more Hole left, I got 20 points. That's the best score so far for sure! I will be good at the next hole." Rainbow comments while setting up the golf ball, nail and golf club once more. "If this score is right, that trophy will be as good as mine."

Rainbow grins, wagging her tail as she hit the ball...but the mare look shocked as she saw it heading towards a large tree, making her exclaims, "Horse feathers!"

Now, it's at this time that two familiar unicorn colts, Snips and Snails, are using this tree as another one of their clubhouses (they keep losing so many of their previous ones for some reasons). As the two relax, reading comics books and eating, Snails look up while saying, "Oh look, a golf ball!"

Snips and Snails yelps in realization (very slow) and duck as the ball ricocheted all over their clubhouse before flying out the window. Snips groans, "We gotta stop leaving our clubhouses in these dangerous places! Why did we choose to hang out in a golf course?"

During this time, the golf ball lands near the tree. Rainbow walks over, relieved that her ball is okay. But there's still on problem: the mare looks around the tree itself to see the flag that held the eighteenth. With this tree, Rainbow can't get a clear shot.

"Dumb tree...no one blocks my good shot!" Rainbow growled. She took out a chainsaw from her golf club (that the mare 'borrowed' from the garage) and uses it to swipe at the tree, causing it to fall.

Inside the clubhouse, Snips and Snails yelps as their tree begins to fall then screams like fools; Once the tree itself hits the ground, the two trots out, safe, sound but still shaken.

"Hey, what gives? Ugh, I knew this tree was a stupid idea!" Snips groans to Snails in annoyance. "Who puts a tree in a golf course anyway? That's dumb!"

"Well, it was a good idea at the time. But how did our tree got knocked out?" Snails ask in confusion.

"Oh, I think I know. There's the tree cutter!" Snips remarks as he points a hoof at Rainbow. The mare is preparing to get her shot ready then hits the ball before flying passed the two upset colts. "No one does that to our clubhouse, not even Scootaloo's adopted sis!"

"Let's go!" Snails exclaims. The two friends quickly rush past Rainvbow, who didn't see Snips and Snails as they rush over to where her golf ball was at; Time for the 'lesson' to begin.

The two mischievous colts got to work. Snips uses his buddy's tail to open Snails's mouth and put the golf ball in there, causing his pal to chew the said golf ball in half. Snips then put a metal nut from out of nowhere, putting it inside the golf ball.

Once that's done, Snips zips up the golf ball, putting it into position while saying, "All right, here she comes!"

The two unicorn colts dash right off. Rainbow arrives to the ball, seeing how near it's to the hole. The mare smiles while saying, "All right, if I get this, I should win this in 23 points."

Unknown to Rainbow, Snips and Snails rush over to a hole nearby, the latter held a magnet. The former knocks on the hole, causing some Grundles to peek out. Snips spoke up, "Hey there; all right if we borrow your hole for a moment?"

"Sure, go ahead." The Grundles grunt as they hop out of the hole. Snips nod as he and Snails jump down into the hole, running over to position themselves to where Rainbow and the golf ball are at. Snips smirks as he held the magnet up to the above ground area, right near the golf ball. This is going to be fun.

Rainbow grins as she took a swing...only for the ball to move an inch. The mare in confusion asks, "What the hay?" She put her golf club down. "All right...24 points."

Rainbow prepares to swing again but the ball went backwards, making her exclaims, "What...ugh! Fine, 25 points," The mare swung but the ball moves out of the club's way in time. "26."

Rainbow kept counting off numbers as she kept swinging, but soon the mare spin in circles, causing her to get tied up in her own club. Snips and Snails were enjoying themselves, swinging back and forth on the magnet that is controlling the ball.

Above ground, the ball goes around, much to Rainbow's annoyance as she exclaims, "HEY! WHAT GIVES," That ball isn't acting normal at all!

Rainbow escapes her club and follows the ball while grabbing her bag. She follows the ball to the driving range...but ends up getting shot, showing some holes going through her. Regardless, Rainbow recovers and follows the ball right into the lake. Once the ball stops, the mare took out another club, waving her tail as she prepares to swing.

The ball ends up moving before hitting the eyes of a sleeping alligator, waking him up. Rainbow, looking into the creature's eyes, scream as the alligator grabs her, mushing the poor mare into a ball. He then grabs the club and swings it, sending Rainbow right out of the water and onto the ground.

Rainbow got up dizzily as she saw her golf ball returning to above ground. The mare growls while trying to get it, but the ball somehow flew into the air and hits Rainbow on the face three times then rushes off. The mare glares as she chases it. Something screwy is going on here.

"Heh heh, this is fun!" Snails laugh eagerly. He and Snips soon use the magnet to send the ball right into a sand trap.

Rainbow frowns as she stood near the sand trap while groaning, "Man, what is it with these sand traps?"

Rainbow stood in the sand trap, preparing to hit the ball. However Snips pops out of the hole near the sign near the sand trap and quickly wrote on it, crossing out 'Trap' and putting in 'Quick Sand'. Sure enough, as if impossible except in Pinkie Pie logic, the sand turns into sandwich, causing Rainbow to sunk right through it.

Rainbow of course escapes and tries to swing at it while chasing the thing. Snips and Snails took advantage of this as good as they could get. The mare causes the ball up a tree at one point, causing her to hit her head against a branch where a bird's nest is at, the bird itself was now roosting on her frustrated head.

Rainbow scowls as he got out of the tree then heard some laughing. The mare turns to see Snips and Snails coming out of the Grundles hole, laughing while with their magnet. They stop as the angry Rainbow snaps, "You two again?! Oh, bad enough you sided with Trixie with she tortured me with the Alicorn Amulet, though you end up getting tortured later, before but now you decided to pull this?!"

Snips and Snails gulps as the former put the magnet behind himself nervously; Busted. Snips quickly stuffed the magnet in Rainbow's mouth before the two colts rush and jumps inside her jump back. Quickly, Snips stuff some golf nails in his friend's mouth as the angry Pegasus pony flew over to her golf bag to unzip the pouch that the two were hiding in.

However Snips then uses Snails like a Gatling gun to shoot the golf nails at Rainbow, nailing her right to a tree. The mare frowns as she got out while the two colts got into the golf shoes. As Rainbow peeks into the golf bag, the shoes came out, kicking her in the face. Scowling, she dives into the golf bag to go after Snips and Snails, only for the two to escape with an angry Rainbow trapped in her golf bag in hot pursuit.

Snips and Snails hops into a golfer's cart and drove off, with the trapped Rainbow still chasing him. The mare stops herself because the cart has turns itself and run her over, freeing Rainbow from her prison. Rainbow screams in alarm as she run from the two colts driving the golf cat.

Rainbow stops near a vending machine that gives out golf balls. With a smirk, she pulls the lever, sending a lot of golf balls onto the ground. This causes the golf cart to spin around like crazy before crashing with the vending machine. The golf cart, Snips and Snails have disappeared, though the vending machine is now a dented mess.

Rainbow smirks devilishly as she pulls the lever once more. Out came Snips and Snails, rolling into the bucket all dizzy. The mare now dumps the two into a golf ball washing machine, shaking it all around. Snips and Snails are turned into golf balls, rolling near the eighteenth hole.

In satisfaction, Rainbow uses her golf club as a pool cue again, hitting Snips and Snails away from her. That will teach those two a lesson! Unknown to her, the two colts went in a circle and turn back to normal when she wasn't looking. Those two mischievous foals aren't giving up just yet.

"Got an idea; let's get into that golf hole." Snips whispers to Snails. The other unicorn colt nods stupidly as the two (somehow) fits right into the golf hole.

Rainbow looks around to make sure that the coast is clear, then nods while saying, "All right, I can get back to my game now. Let's see...hopefully those two numbskulls' foolishness hasn't messed up my number. I'm sure that I still had the best score, right?" The mare then begins to swing towards the hole.

However, Snips and Snails quickly push the hole away, much to her confusion as her ball ends up missing. Now what? The mare tries to hit the ball to the hole again, only for the Hole itself to get pushed away from the ball. It kept going and going. Rainbow soon loses it, yelling and swings everywhere, causing a lot of divot to go up.

Rainbow stops notices that in the madness, she made a hole with the divot. Well, who can tell the difference, right? The mare grabs the eighteenth flag, putting it into the hole before swinging the ball, hitting it inside.

Just as Rainbow said that, a game announcer came from out of nowhere, giving her a small trophy while saying, "Congratulations! You just won!"

"Actually no! You got a score of 1,264 and one third points, making it the worst golf score in history! That is a new Equestrian record!"

"Wait, what? How the hay did I get one third of a point in golf?!" Rainbow demanded to the announcer in disbelief, "Also, how could I lost?! I only had 20 points when I was at the seventeenth hole for Celestia's sake! I don't think that I swung a lot of those times at the last one!"

"To be honest, you did and got the worst golf score in history!" The game announcer explains with a smile. "Congratulations!"

Rainbow groans while staring at her trophy, she got one but not the trophy that she wanted! Snips and Snails, spotting what happened, laughs with the former remarking, "That will teach her a lesson!"

THE END

A JUSSONIC PRODUCTION

In the backstage area, Lyra and Sweetie Drops smiles. Their performance was a hit after all and best of lal, they are friends again!

"Uh, Lyra," Sweetie Drops begins to say, much to Lyra's notice. The Earth pony is trying to say her lines.

Lyra scoffs as she remarks, "Well, you get last because you're back up. I'm a performer, way better than you!"

"Hey!" Sweetie Drops exclaims to Lyra, annoyed that she is starting this foolishness again just when the two ponies got back together.

"Come on, big hug, Sweetie!" Lyra laughs as she grabs Sweetie Drops, pulling the mare into a hug...a bit too tightly.

"Ugh! Lyra, come on, you're choking, come on!" Sweetie Drops groans while Lyra hugs her. The unicorn lets go, smiling a bit.

It was after their arguing on stage that the American Doctor decided to go talk to them.

"You bet and dang was it awesome. I hope to hear more performances." said Adam with a small smirk. The two looked at each other then back at the human time lord with smiles on their faces as well.

"Sure thing in fact we will give you and whoever you decide to bring with you to our next performance right here at the House of Pony." said Sweetie Drops with an offer.

"Count me in and I know just the pony to bring," said Adam rushing off to find Rainbow Dash.

All the while Rainbow was hanging around and sure enough, he found her just wondering what is going on.

"Well okay how about this, at Lyra and Sweetie Drops's next performance here, I was thinking that you and me could get front row seats; besides you and me could use a bit of time to ourselves so you up for it?" asked Adam hoping that she would say yes.

"Sure, I'd like that that is IF I'm not pulled away from ya then yea," said Rainbow agreeing with him.

So the both of them headed into the back stage area and decided to chat about whatever came to their minds. Of course that also meant that something was coming up in which, yup, a possible argument over what the very club should be named.

"Listen RD, I've been thinking; if we ever run into Diamond or Silver Spoon, I'll talk to Silver Spoon and ask her why she is such a bully toward everypony; that should at least open up a few things between her and Diamond," said Adam while hanging out.

At the same time Adam saw Twilight walking toward them mostly wanting to thank Rainbow for her help. The mare did so after seeing Lyra and Sweetie Drop leaving to head on home.

"Hey Rainbow," Twilight spoke up as Rainbow begins painting something on a canvas.

"Listen, I like to say, thanks for being a great partner, a team partner and not needing to be the boss for once."

Rainbow looks displeased, making a smile while Adam said, "Well, it's true. Despite some problems especially with Sweetie Drops, you did well tonight."

"Awww, that's all right..." Rainbow begins to say, but what Twilight said made her frowns. "Wait, hang on, Twilight! I do need to be the boss!"

Rainbow then turns her canvas, showing what she's painting to Adam and Twilight: a sign for 'House of Dash'. The unicorn frowns as the time lord sighs. This won't end well at all.

At the entrance, Shining Armor waits as Lyra and Sweetie Drop came up to her. The unicorn gave some car keys to Twilight's brother as she said, "Our car is the Martini Racing Porsche 935."

"No problem, Lyra." Shining said while trotting off. A few moments later, the stallion came back in a Martini Racing Porsche 935, stopping near the two mares before getting out. "All right, here you fillies go."

"Here you go, keep the change." Lyra said as she gave something to Shining before the mare and Sweetie Drops got into the Porsche. The stallion blinks as he saw that it's a chip.

Once inside the vehicle, Lyra grins while saying, "Now for me to put my driving hands on!" Sweetie Drops slaps a hoof to her face when she sees her friend putting on fake hands to hold the steering gear.

"Again with this; can't you act like a normal unicorn for once?" Sweetie Drops ask Lyra in annoyance.

"Ready as usual," Spoke the voice of Jazz, who is of course in the disguise of Martini Racing Porsche 935. Lyra drives as Sweetie Drops hold on for her life as the Autobot goes speeding down the street very fast.

As Adam watch, Twilight is arguing with Rainbow who pushes the sign away, "No, you don't need to be the boss after the failure the last time!"

"Hey, I do need to be the boss, I can get another chance!" Rainbow scowls as she pushes the sign towards Twilight.

"Yes!" Rainbow scowls once more to her friend. This argument could last all night.

As Twilight and Rainbow Dash keep arguing, Pinkamena says as she overhears them from the audience, "Don't make me get backstage and tie you two down until you behave because I will."

"What?" Twilight ask confused then yelps in alarm. The mare has to close the show. "Gah, I'm on!" She rushes to the stage quickly.

As the audience applauds, Twilight smiles while saying, "Th-th-that's all, folks...wait, I mean, every pony, see you real soon!"

Pinkie, who still got the kitchen sink stuck to her, appears as she wave while saying, "Bye, bye!"

House of Pony Season 1

by JusSonic

Episode Five: Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops