Ah, Hearts and Hooves Days. It's one of those days where you can give your heart out to the one you love. Whatever you know it or not, Hearts and Hooves Days is the day for candy, sweets and true love. And of course, the latter is true for every couple in all of Equestria. The House of Pony does what it takes when it comes to the holiday. On Couples' Night, it's a special time for everyone for couples to spend time with one another.

Of course, one of the employees at the House of Pony isn't having a good Hearts and Hooves and you folks are about to see who that pony is in this holiday episode...

Spike smiles on stage. He announces into the usual microphone, "Mares and gentlecolts, here she is, the mare who thinks she's a hot number 1 mare in Ponyville but can only get one stallion, luckily for her, it's...TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"

The crowd eagerly applauds. Twilight, in her GGG dress, came in, smiling as she exclaims, "Hey, folks, Twilight Sparkle here! Welcome to a special Hearts and Hooves Day here at the House of Pony! So grab your special somepony and give her or him a smooch, it's that time of year."

The audience applauds as we see couples in love. Cadance and Shining smiles as they start kissing, Megan and her husband Mike Richards are kissing, Derpy Hooves and Time Turner/Dr. Hooves are kissing, even Big Macintosh and Cheerilee are doing the kissing thing.

Trixie was at her table, preparing to eat a tofu burger when she notices Snips and Snails giving her both big huge eyes. The mare in annoyance groans, "You got to be kidding Trixie!"

Yes, every pony who is in a relationship is kissing, having a good time. Well, all but one, the only pony who doesn't seem to have a special somepony on this day of Hearts and Hooves: Pinkie, her mane and tail deflated, sighs a bit as she looks around the corner.

"Pinkie, is there a problem?" Fluttershy ask her friend, noticing how she is depressed.

Pinkie answers, "Yeah. It's another lonely Hearts and Hooves Day for me. I don't got a special somepony."

"What? Don't have a special somepony?" Prince Blueblood, the snotty and arrogant pony who once got on Rarity's nerves, asks arrogantly, smirking as he came over to the two mares. "Well, no worries, Miss Pie. It's easy as 1, 2, 3, I will show you."

"But you're a stallion, we're mares." Fluttershy points out to Blueblood with a frown.

"Ha! Even mares can learn from a prince. Watch and learn from the pro." Prince Blueblood took out a perfume bottle, spraying some throat stuff into his throat. After tossing the stuff aside, the prince goes over to a table where Sunset Shimmer's sitting at, "Hey there, Sunset Shimmer! Heard you lost your chance with Flash Sentry! No problem, I'm here to make everything all...better…"

Suddenly the angry Sunset Shimmer blast Blueblood right in the teeth, snapping, "Look, creep; Flash and I got back together so back off or I will call for him!"

"Ugh. Okay, see?" Blueblood groans, giving out a smile despite what happened. He notices something: Pinkie is gone, even Fluttershy saw that she trots off. "Wait, where is that random pony?"

Backstage, Ben was finishing up some paperwork, sighing happily. He and Twilight got plans for their date at a nice restaurant once the show is done. It's been good to have a quiet date and the Earth pony can't wait for his chance to go out.

"Benjamin, oh Benjamin, we're glad to have found you." Rarity said. Ben turns to see her and Fluttershy galloping up the boyfriend of their friend Twilight.

"Oh hey, Rarity; what's wrong; Spike and Dexter being a problem again," Ben ask the two mares curiously.

"Oh no, Spike remembered our date tonight and Dexter has got the nerve to asked Fluttershy out. But we got a more concerning Emergency; Why, I was preparing to use the restroom when Fluttershy told me about poor Pinkie Pie. She..."

Ben roll his eyes, getting out a plunger while commentating, "Fluttershy? Did Pinkie Pie get stuck in the sink again? I swear, that pink pony can be so random..."

"Actually, no; Pinkie isn't in the bathroom,” Fluttershy said in concern. As Ben put the plunger aside, she explains, "And it gets worse. Ever notice that almost everypony has a date in this club...except for her?"

"Oh she is alright." Rarity remarks to Ben with a groan. "Why, the poor dear can't even get focused on her job!"

Indeed , in the audience right now, Pinkie is trying her best not to cry while reading the menu off to Twilight's parents Night Light and Twilight Velvet who are busy looking in each other's eyes to notice, "Today's special on the Hearts and Hooves Day menu featuring 'Daisy Wrap-Up'..." The mare tries to keep her tears in but it may not be for long. "And we got a good dessert...it's 'Giggle at the Lovlies cobbler' and then..."

Pinkie cannot hold it anymore as she continues, "A ELEMENT OF HARMONY AFTER DINNER MINT!" The mare sobs like mad but no pony didn't seem to noticed.

"Wow, for a pony who makes sure to give a smile to the ponies, she sure isn't having one herself." Ben said in concern, feeling bad for Pinkie at this moment.

Pinkie is sitting at the table, sobbing a bit as a concerned Brave Heart came up, asking, "Hey, Pinkie? Are ye all right lass? What? Don't ye got a date on this Hearts and Hooves Day?"

"Ah. Well, not to worry lass, there is indeed a secret to getting the right filly. And while I am a stallion, this can work on ye as well. All you got to is tell her that she is the love of yer life. Watch and learn. Lucky Clover," Brave Heart calls over to her true love Lucky Clover who trots on over. The Alicorn smiles to the Earth Pony while asking, "Have I ever told ye that ye are the most prettiest filly of them all?"

"Aye, you told me a few times, me love." Lucky Clover giggles to her love happily.

"See? Not that hard at all..." Brave Heart remarks with a smile. But to his surprise, Pinkie disappear. "Eh? Hey!"

Pinkie was galloping off, sighing in sadness. "Yeah, thanks for the advice, Brave Heart but right now, I don't feel the need for love right now. Can't get a party and grasp for it..."

"Oh, poor Pinkie." Fluttershy sighs in sadness. She then notices that Ben was checking the schedule on his hoof pilot. "Hey! Ben!"

"What? Oh sorry," Ben apologizes as he put the schedule away. "Man, that poor Pinkie Pie."

"Oh, we must do something about this, we must! We can't let Pinkie Pie be miserable on Hearts and Hooves Day!" Rarity exclaims to Ben in concern and in a dramatic way. "Why, it would be..."

"The worst possible thing ever, yeah, we get it. Look, I feel sorry for Pinkie Pie myself but for now, we should just let things happen. I mean, we can't go and meddle in her life. Twilight tried something like that and look what happened to her. It would make things more random."

Ben heads off to resume working, Fluttershy notices a smirk on Rarity's face, the white unicorn obviously didn't really pay attention to what the stallion has said. The yellow Pegasus said meekly, "Oh dear; Rarity?"

"Fluttershy, I believe I know what we can do for our good friend Pinkie Pie." Rarity said eagerly, "Like I said many times before: IDEA!"

Golden Heart, Pinkamena along with Jack, Gold Wing, Omega and Havis, the two in hoods, watch. The Alicorn comments to his adopted sister, "Well it's that time of the year."

"Yeah, love is in the air but I am sure nopony has eyes on me that's for sure." Pinkamena comments to his big brother.

The others nod and watch the show. Psycho Pie is at her table enjoying her spaghetti when suddenly Prince Blueblood arrives, smirking while saying, "Well, well, if it isn't Pinkamena Diane Pie! I am Prince Blueblood!"

"How sweet..." Psycho Pie said as she suddenly gave him a creepy smirk, holding out her dinner knife, "Except I'm Psycho Pie and your number just came up!"

Prince Blueblood screams as she gallops away from the mad mare. Back onstage, Twilight smiles while saying, "Okay, ponies; Time to get Hearts and Hooves Day going with our first cartoon of the night!"

JUSSONIC RATCHET PRESENTS

A SILLY SYMPHONY SHORT

Soarin's Hearts and Hooves Day Bit

It was another nice afternoon. Soarin' was flying through the streets of Ponyville with one thing in mind. Today was Hearts and Hooves Day and he got a plan to give Rainbow Dash something special: and this Wonderbolt knew exactly what to get her.

Soarin' stops as he arrives outside a candy store, there is a window that displayed a lot of candy for the holiday itself. Of course, the Pegasus yelps in alarm as he saw a lot of prices on the stuff: Almost 60, 80, even up to 100 bits worth for one box of candy!

Soarin' sighs in sadness as he took out one bit from his saddlebag, he was under budget today. How will the Wonderbolt get something for Rainbow? It's helpless....but then he looks around and saw it, standing right before his eyes in the display window ...

A small box of candy for one bit! Soarin' smiles eagerly, looks like he got something for Rainbow after all! But before he could go inside the store, the wind suddenly blew his bit away, much to his shock as he saw his money fly away with the wind. The Pegasus got to get that bit back so he can buy that gift for Rainbow!

In determination, Soarin' flew after, chasing the bit through Ponyville, going around some cloud lights, seeing his money going down a sewer drain. He dove down it following the bit as it goes up another drain (don't ask me how). Still, Soarin' kept on chasing it.

The bit goes inside a mailbox, making Soarin' dives for it, knocking the mailbox as a result. The money got swept away, causing the hero to chase his money to the park. Now at this moment, Kite Flying Day is happening in the area but Soarin' is too busy chasing his bit to notice. As he does, the Pegasus unknowingly tied up Twilight, Ben and Nyx together with their kite springs, knocked down Big Macintosh, dove into a bear's mouth, came out another one, climbed up a gas station up and down and stops nearby Pinkie who is flying a kite of her own.

Soarin' gasp as he saw the bit too high to reach and the Pegasus's wings are too busy to fly up after it. Soarin' and Pinkie watch the bit while the pink pony kept her kite steady. In determination, the Wonderbolt climbs up onto Pinkie as she grabs her knife, throwing the strings as if to make stairs before climbing them.

Upon Soarin' reach the top of the kite, gravity unfortunately took over, causing both to fall to the ground with the wings attaching themselves to Soarin'. The stallion hits the ground face first, groaning. He glares and saw that he himself is now wearing the kite as pair of butterfly wings.

Soarin' got an idea on how to fly until his wings recover. He starts using the wings to allow himself to fly around with the wind picking up. Soarin' is now up in the sky chasing his bit which somehow came to life and begins messing with the Pegasus, hiding behind the clouds. Soarin' and the bit start cloud diving with the stallion chasing it, even typing up a lot of kites to do so.

Soarin' kept trying to get the bit but it came to life again before untying the string on his kite wings. The Pegasus turns and yelps while looking down. He could look up and holds out a sigh that said 'HORSE FEATHERS' before falling to the ground. Luckily for him, Soarin' grabs the wings and put them back on, starting to fly once more before landing straight on the ground. He smirk, for a moment, the Pegasus pony was back in business.

Unfortunately, things soon got back again: the CMC chose that time to enter the park preparing to fly kites. They saw Soarin' flying around and smirk devilishly as they put their kites up. The three fillies decided to mess with Rainbow's beau today. And sure enough, to Soarin's annoyance, the three kites appearing, blocking his view and making him groan. Why must the CMC chose today of all days just to mess with him?

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo gallops around with their kites which begin to beat up Soarin'. He glares at the three fillies as this continues on. Soarin' growled in anger as he tries his best to fight back. Eventually, the Pegasus pony frowns and flew down, tying the strings on the CMC's kites up. Apple Bloom, Sweetie and Scootaloo watch as their kites hit the ground.

Soarin' gave a big smile in victory, but he isn't done yet. The stallion begins making a nose dive towards the CMC who yelps and duck down, fearing that he is going to get back at them harshly for messing with them, giving the three a threat not to mess with him again. Soarin' of course wasn't aiming for them. He was aiming for their kites which the Wondrbolt begins to beat up like mad. Soon when the dust lifted, Soarin' smirks in victory as he left bones or scales as the remains of his opponents.

While the CMC tries to figure out how it is possible that bones or scales got added to their kites, Soarin' goes back to what he was doing of chasing his bit. The Pegasus pony finally grabs it, smiling in victory...but then he looks up and saw stormy clouds, much to his disbelief. Either those stupid Cloud Gremlins are back or his fellow Pegasus ponies decided to make it stormy today. Either way, it wasn't supposed to happen!

And it did, Soarin' got swept and beaten up by wind, getting rained on and electrocuted by lightning, which ends up burning off the butterfly wings from Pinkie's kite. Luckily for our hero, Soarin' ends up landing right where the problem started, on the streets. He got up in a daze and recovers before smiling. The stallion got his bit back! He can still buy his present to Rainbow!

Soarin' flew up to the store...but to his shock and sadness, the Pegasus pony saw that the box of chocolates that was there for a bit at the window display was gone. It was sold. The stallion looks down in sadness. Now he doesn't got a gift for Rainbow...

It was late afternoon as Soarin' sighs and sitting down, contemplating his failure. How will he tell Rainbow that he himself couldn't get her a Hearts and Hooves Day gift? Suddenly a shadow comes nearby, making him turn to see the mare herself coming up. Soarin' spots something on her back, must be her gift to him.

Rainbow grins as she sat near her love, showing what the gift is. To Soarin's surprise, it was a box of chocolate, the same one that he was wanting to buy her all day! She must've purchased it!

Soarin' smiles as he hugs Rainbow, the mare smiles as she hugs him right back. Despite some crazy mishaps, this Hearts and Hooves Day ended out working for the best after all.

THE END

A JUSSONIC PRODUCTION

As the Hearts and Hooves Day celebration continues on, Brave Heart hangs with his gal Lucky Clover. The two were having a romantic time, but the mare yelps as she hides under the table.

"Black cat…black cat!" Lucky Clover mumbles as Brave Heart spots a black cat walking by.

Ben came by at this moment, looking concerned as he ask Lucky Clover, "What's wrong with you, Lucky Clover?"

Now up on stage, Twilight waves as she spoke to the crowd, "All right, and now, here is Doctor Hooves with his theories on love!"

The audience applauds as attention is turned to Dr. Hooves as the spotlight is on him. He grins while saying, "Hello, my lovely audience. Time to show all of you how to fall in love."

"Uh, Doc?" Derpy ask as she and Dinky came onto the stage. "I think falling in love happens slowly."

"Right, what kind of other scientific reason is there?" Dinky Doo ask Doctor Hooves puzzled.

"Glad you asked, Dinky. Why, being reincarnated over the years, I know that the perfect person to fall in love with is someone just like you." Doctor Hooves explains proudly, much to Derpy and Dinky's confusion. "You got it! I have created the perfect mate for Dinky!"

"Huh?" Dinky ask surprised as a spotlight shines on a colt version of Dinky. "I thought it was going to be a female version of you like in the actual series."

"Hi there, I'm a colt!" The male version of Dinky said, making Doctor Hooves chuckles as he pushes Dinky towards him.

"See? Nothing wrong with that love." Doctor Hooves said to Derpy proudly. "It's like cloning..."

Doctor Hooves begins to get a big irritated and annoyed by the colt version finishing his sentences. The Doctor snaps, "All right, we get the idea. Now stop finishing all of my..."

"...sentences!" Male Dinky exclaims with a smirk, angering Doctor Hooves once more.

The male Dinky sighs, turning to the real filly as he said, "Dinky, listen, you're a good filly and all, but I don't think we will work out if your adopted dad kept on doing this. I think we should see other ponies. I'm leaving, bye!"

With that, the colt version of Dinky marches off, making Dinky confused. She spoke up, "What just happened?"

"I think you just broke up with yourself." Derpy said to her daughter, rolling her weirdo like eyes.

"Well...okay, I added some bits of me, so I can see what happened." Doctor Hooves said sheepishly. The audience laughs while applauding. The Doctor calls to the departing colt Dinky, "Make sure you call Dinky sometime, okay?"

Now at the desk area, Ben came over, taking over Rainbow's break. She spoke to Rarity, "All right, Rare; you got me here, so what was it you wanted to tell me about?"

"Well, you'll see..." Rarity said with a big smile. Ben frowns, suspecting that his friend is up to something.

Suddenly, Pinkie bounces over to her friends, smiling for some reason. For some reason, the pink pony appears to be in a good mood, rather than the sad one she was earlier. Why, even her mane and tail are puffed up again!

"Benny, Rarity, glad I've caught you two! Say...all right if you two could keep a secret?" Pinkie ask her friends. They nodded and leans in so that the pink mare can whispers, "Okie dokie lokie. Here's the scoop, I was checking my e-mails on my computer...and guess what? I got an e-mail that said that I got a secret admirer!"

Pinkie giggles as she pulls out a printed paper of the e-mail, "See? All there in black and white!"

"Hey, good work, Pinkie!" Ben exclaims with a grin. Of course, he gave a suspicion frown at Rarity for the obvious reason.

"Yeah! According to my e-mail, he wanted be my special somepony! And he's coming over here tonight! Yay!" Pinkie exclaims, bouncing up, "Oh boy, I can't wait to meet him! Hee hee he! I'm going to get ready!"

And thus, Pinkie rushes off as Ben gave a smile to Rarity. Then once the pink Earth Pony is gone and out of earshot, the son of Celestia grabs Rarity, yelling, "RARITY!"

"Did you, for some reason, happen to meddle with Pinkie's love life, even though I told you not to?!"

"What? Please, I only send an e-mail to my dear friend Pinkie, pretending to be her secret admirer. I had Fluttershy send an e-mail to her a few seconds ago, allowing moi to give her the right words to use. Fluttershy should have a sweetheart like everypony else, darling."

"Yeah....but did you even think of what would happen if Pinkie was waiting for her so-called date...and he never show up?" Ben ask Rarity of one little problem: How will Pinkie react if his "special somepony" is nowhere in sight.

Rarity pauses then gave out a sheepish chuckle, "Well, hee hee. Okay, maybe I didn't think that part out."

"Rarity! What are you going to do now? I mean, what will never if Pinkie expects his special somepony to show up but never does?"

"Well, don't worry, I know exactly what to do!" Rarity exclaims with a confidant smile. Then she fell on her pony knees. "Please, please, oh please, Ben, help me, I'm begging you! I don't know what to do! I truly didn't think this idea through, please, heeeeeelp!"

Pinkie was asked by Ben to come to the backstage, the stallion got a surprise for his friend.

"Hey, Pinkie!" Ben calls over to Pinkie with a smile. "Your secret admirer is here!"

"Oh boy!" Pinkie exclaims, squealing as she bounces over to Ben. "He's here! I can't Super Duper wait to meet him!"

"Uh, Pinkie, to be honest..." Ben said as he took out a blindfold. "This is going to be a BLIND date, so you will have to this wear this blindfolded."

"Ooooh..." Pinkie giggles as she took the blindfold, putting it around her own eyes. "That makes sense to me!"

Ben nods as he motions a signal to Rarity. She came over with a contract with a coat and a wig on. Hopefully this will be enough to fool Pinkie and not have her own heart broken.

"Ooooh, hey, sir, for you!" Pinkie exclaims, not seeing saying as she smile while getting on one foreleg and pulled out a corn cob growing out of a pot nearby. The two girls look at each other as Rarity gave out a nervous chuckle while taking the corn cob pot. Pinkie is expecting her "date" to talk.

"Hee hee. Err, Pinkie?" Rarity ask with a nervous laugh. "There's one thing we forgot to add: your date is shy. He doesn't talk much."

"Oooh, a shy date, huh? Well, that's okay! I will do all the talking! This way, my handsome colt!" Pinkie giggles happily. She took the coatrack by the sleeve as he prepares to lead "him" away...but hit the door by accident. "Owie! Wow, these blind dates are hard to see."

Ben and Rarity gave nervous looks to each other. They can only hope that this will work and Pinkie doesn't get the idea of what's going on.

In the dining area, Spitfire, in her Wonderbolt Academy gear, was enjoying a drink, but yelps as Prince Blueblood rush over, smirking as he exclaims, "Hey, what do you know? It's Spitfire of the Wonderbolts! You are one wonder beauty! How would you like to be my rookie?"

"Ugh, no way!" Spitfire exclaims in annoyance as Blueblood leans over, wanting a kiss. "SOARIN', FLEETFOOT!"

Suddenly Soarin' and Fleetfoort appears, grabbing as Soarin' snaps, "Sorry, but no one dates our leader without permission!"

"That goes for you too, Bluejerk!" Fleetfoot remarks who proceeds on stomping onto Blueblood, causing him to scream in pain like mad.

On stage, Twilight chuckles as she introduces the next story, "All right, ponies! Time for Ben to get a kiss from me...by rescuing me!"

JUSSONIC PRESENTS...

Ben Mare to the Rescue 1 - Staircase

Twilight screams as that evil unicorn jerk Boris has kidnapped her, using a collar to keep her from using magic. From the top of a window of the villain's HQ, the mare calls out, "Benny, help!"

Boris grabs Twilight from behind, gagging her while laughing, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Scream all you want, Twillight. That Earth Pony filth Ben Mare will never rescue you this time! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-" The villains tops as he sat a sign on his own HQ that said 'THE HIDEOUT OF BORIS THE ANIMAL'. "Oh, and I gotta take down that 'The Animal' sign. Why did they even put it on my house in the first place?"

Boris drags Twilight into his HQ. Sure enough, Ben Mare arrives, frowning at the building while saying, "Hang on, Twiley! I'll save you!" Ben rushes towards the hideout. Upon entering through the door, he headed towards a staircase. "All right, here I come!"

Ben looks up and saw that the staircase is weird, even Pinkie would be random out by this! It twirled around, got pictures hanging in mid-air and on top of the staircase was Foxxy tied to a ticking bomb, trying to escape though her anti-magic collar is keeping her in check! There's Boris in a watchtower, smirking and laughing anxiously.

"Twilight," Ben exclaims as he glares at the smirking Boris. "Let my filly go now, Boris the Animal!"

Boris snarls furiously, "If I've told you once, Ben, I've told you a thousand times...it's just Boris!"

Ben trots up the stairs. Boris smirks as he pushes some buttons to actives some traps.

Ben turns just in time to see a punching glove coming right through a portrait. The Earth pony ducks, causing the punching glove to pass right by him. Well, looks like it's going to be the hard way.

Ben begins teleporting with his Triforce magic, dodging the punching gloves that tries to get him. The hero laughs in triumph as he got passed those traps.

Ben was heading right up when he felt some shaking. The hero yelps, "What's going on?" Ben looks up to see the stairs ahead of him tilting a bit...that's because huge bowling balls are coming right him very fast.

"Ben, please hurry!" Twilight calls out to Ben who is not too far away from her.

Boris laughs viciously...however, Ben manages to fly past the rolling bowling balls very easy. IN determination, our hero exclaims, "All right, time to put the smack down on that Animal!"

Ben heads up once more, when Boris send out another trap...a bunch of slinkies that heads towards the hero. Ben frowns in determination as he ducks, causing the slinkies to passed him.

"Ha! Missed me, Boris the Animal!" Ben laughs in victory at his enemy. So far, Boris isn't doing well to hurt his enemy at all!

Ben smiles as he catches up to Twilight. The hero was heading to her...when the stairs disappears on the last step, causing him to slide down, much to Boris's satisfaction. The villain smirks wickedly, looks like he won this time!

However Ben isn't going to give up yet. The Earth pony grabs one of the boxing gloves and causes it to break off. Ben lands towards the slinkie then jumps as he aims his new weapon towards the top. The son of Celestia grabs Twilight and the bomb as the two lovers goes into the watchtower of the surprised Boris who ended up getting punched in the face by the boxing glove.

Twilight manages to get out of the trap and her anti-magic collar. The two lovers jumps out of the water tower and slid down the stairs. And just in the time of time as the bomb blew up, sending Boris right out of the watchtower and into the air. That would hurt him!

Ben lands first as he grabs his lover. Twilight smiles as she said, "Oh, Ben. Thanks for rescuing me." The unicorn kisses Ben on the lips, making him blush. "You're the best colt friend a pony like me would ask for."

"You lose again, Boris the Animal!" Ben calls out to Boris still in the air as he and Twilight take their leave.

Both the Cartoon Boris (offscreen) and House of Pony Boris (from the audience) yells out, "It's just Boris!"

And thus, Ben saved his beloved filly, defeated Boris once more. All is well...well, until next time anyway...

THE END

A JUSSONIC PRODUCTION

Once the cartoon is over, everyone applauds eagerly. Once again, it's another good one.

Though not everyone is happy. An annoyed Boris mumbles, "There's gotta be a way to get Twilight to forget about that Earth Pony, Ben Mare, and-."

Brave Heart, who was nearby, overheard this. He roll his eyes while saying, "Not a chance, Boris..."

"That's it, Brave Heart! No more Mr. Nice Unicorn!" Boris exclaims furiously as he got out from his table, preparing to fight Brave Heart. The villain can't take more of this! "Let's settle this like gentle-colts. A fight to the death. Mano y Mano. Colt to colt-."

Brave Heart interrupts Boris by holding up one hoof, smirking as he spoke, "Ah, but you forget Boris mah lad. I brought me second-in-command to keep you in your place."

"Your-second in command?" Boxco ask, getting a bit scared. "And...uh...who would that be?"

"Please don't let it be a Viking pony. They scare the coat off of me." Dum-Dum said in terror and worry.

Brave Heart chuckles as he spoke once more, "Oh...you lot will see who he is. Oh, Ragnar!"

Then the House of Pony was surrounded by dark grey mist, and a loud chorus of pounding drums was heard. From out of the mist came a grayish-silver Unicorn with wavy golden hair, a golden beard and tail, icy blue eyes and on his flank was a Viking long sword Cutie Mark, a symbol of his honor and prowess in battle. This Unicorn was Brave Heart's second-in-command of the Pony Brigade; Ragnar Boldhoof.

Ragnar spoke in a Norway tone of voice, "You called for me, Captain Brave Heart?"

"That I did, Ragnar." Brave Heart said, smirking as he motions to Boris and his goons.

Dum-Dum screams like a filly as he hides behind Boxco. The coward shrieks, "A V-V-V-V-V-V-V-VIKING PONY! Save me, Boxco. Save me."

Brave Heart chuckles as he spoke to his friend, "I need ye tah keep a close eye on these three ruffians as well as the Snotty Duo. Make sure they do nah cause any trouble, Ragnar."

"You can count on me, Brave Heart. I'll make sure they don't cause any trouble." Ragnar said with a smirk. To Dum-Dum, he booms, "Boo!"

"Uh...nice Viking pony." Boxco said nervously. Even the sight of Ragnar is enough to scare the Tartarus out of him. "Nice Viking pony."

"Now you three boys stay here and be good, while I go scare me a couple of snotty brats." Ragnar said with a tone of voice that said 'don't even think of causing any more trouble or else'.

Boris slaps himself on the forehead, groaning, "I'm surrounded by frickin' idiots!"

"Yeah but still I wonder is somewhere beyond this realm and others out there........" Pinkamena said. She shakes her head while adding, "Yeah, right, like if anypony wants to date me and if Blueblood kisses me on the lips, I will zip his lips shut and send him into a tuba!"

The others nod a little nervous. They don't want to get on this pink pony's bad side!

Pinkie was in the dining area, sitting at the table with the coatrack, still blindfolded. She has no idea of whom his real date is, especially when Brian passed by and watch in curiosity. He mumbles, "Now what is Pinkie doing?"

"Awww, so tell me about yourself." Pinkie said with a little smile. The coatrack didn't say. In fact, it kept on doing so as the pony nodded then gasps, "You don't say. You don't say. Wow, you DON'T say!" In one would know any better, one would imagine Pinkie's eyes widened in surprise. "Wow, you really don't say much, do ya?"

Pinkie squee as she smiles a bit. Ben and Rarity watch over as their friend kept her conversation with the coatrack, unaware of what it is still. The white unicorn smiles as she said, "Yes, I believe Pinkie is enjoying his wonderful blind date."

"Uh, Rarity? You do remember that it's a coatrack, right?" Ben ask, reminding Rarity of the obvious. "Which we set up!"

Pinkie kept on talking with her date. "You know, I am the head waiter here. So how about it? I take your order. So what would you like?" The pony waits for an answer. None came, no surprise. "Oooh, you are shy, aren't ya? How about I get us a couple of milkshakes, okay? Be right back!"

Pinkie left the table, though due to the fact that she's still blindfolded, the pink pony has trouble seeing around the area. So the mare has to trot around to make sure that she didn't bump into anything.

Pinkie bumps into the Smooze, going through it while saying, "Pardon me, sorry about that! Excuse me, what, sorry, blind date in progress!"

Pinkie finally got out of the Smooze. Despite being slimy, the pony shakes the stuff off then heads into the kitchen. The happy pony bounces over to her employers who keep confused at her being confused.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake nodded, they chose not to question what Pinkie does a long time ago. The couple begins mixing up some milkshakes and left them on the counter. But when they left, expecting Pinkie to get them, their kids Pound and Pumpkin Cake appears, happily drinking the milkshakes. And what Pinkie doesn't know, won't hurt her, right?

Pinkie grabs the, unknown to her, empty milkshake cups. She smiles while saying, "Thanks Mr. and Mrs. Cake! Squee!"

Pinkie manages to leave the kitchen, trying to get back to her table. She manages to find a table, expect it isn't hers. Pinkie is now sitting next ton Ursa Minor who looks confused.

"Made it!" Pinkie exclaims happily. She fails to see the Ursa Minor who slurps hungrily at the blindfolded pony. The mare offers on empty cup while saying, "Wow, it does look tasty, huh? Hope you like chocolate."

The Ursa Minor angrily knocks the cup away, preparing to eat Pinkie...who ended up putting the cup into the confused monster's mouth. The pink pony giggles, "No? Well, how about strawberry?" The Ursa Minor yelps as our hero shoves the cup down his mouth, making the baby swallow it. "Yummy, huh?"

Ursa Minor gave out another roar, knocking Pinkie and her chair four miles straight. The mare pauses as she spoke, "You know, you oughta use a breath mint."

Blueblood is at it again. The unicorn stallion smirks as he came over to a sitting Catrina, the cat witch. He spoke, "Hello, kitty! How about you to go from 9 lives to a perfect life?"

"Get out of my sight!" Felina hisses furiously as she fires a blast at Blueblood, sending him right towards Pinkie who is still talking to the Ursa Minor, who is yawning in boredom.

"Well, to be honest, ponies are cute." Pinkie said happily. Of course, Blueblood lands right on top of Pinkie, knocking her blindfold right off.

"Ugh. What happened?" Blueblood ask, groaning as Pinkie got up, looking shocked and disbelief.

Pinkie sighs in sadness as she heads into the kitchen, her mane and tail are deflated again. To her, she thinks someone play a mean joke on her and it isn't funny.

"Guess I don't have that special somepony after all." Pinkie said gloomy. "And Hearts and Hooves Day is almost over."

Brian watches Pinkie going into the kitchen, then looks at the Valentine that he plans on giving the pink pony. The stallion smirks eagerly. This was it, time to get this over with. Brian put on a brave face as he heads into the kitchen to meet up with his Pinkie Pie.

On stage, Twilight uses her magic to hold a bow and arrow thing, smiling as she said, "Now for a brand new cartoon..." The unicorn fires the arrow, which ends up fling around and hits her on the flank. "...which is a little off-target."

JUSSONIC PRESENT...

A SPIKE THE DRAGON CARTOON

SPIKE'S ARROW ERROR

It was another day in Ponyville. Rarity hums a familiar song as she passes by Spike who watches her from nearby.. The Dragon sighs happily. For a long time he has this crush on her.

"Wow, Rarity...if only you know what it's like to be in my arms..." Spike said with a happy sigh. He smiles, having a bit of a fantasy sequence.

Dream Sequence

"Ah, Rarity, my darling, my unicorn." Spike said happily, talking to Rarity on her bed. "You are beautiful, kiss me!"

End Dream Sequence

Spike smiles, rubbing his head while saying, "Hey! Why am I still dreaming?! I got to fess up now!" The Dragon rushes down to the humming Rarity. Time to make his move. "Hey, Rarity!"

Of course, Rarity just humming, not even paying attention. Spike chuckles as he tries again, "It's me, your favorite Dragon, your Spikey-Wikey!" To his surprise, she still isn't paying attention. The Dragon waves a claw in front of her face. "Weird. She isn't even looking at..."

Spike rushes off then came back with signs that said "Rarity, I love ya! Pay attention to me!" Of course, the mare just kept her eyes closed, moving on. What is with her today?

Spike isn't giving up. He rushes off, then came back with a huge bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates, speaking, "Here you go, my wonderful mare." But Rarity just kept on going by him. Spike frowns as he rush off and reappears with a basketful of strawberries. "Got some strawberries for you. Rarity?"

Rarity didn't pay attention. She arrives at the Carousel Boutique, sighing, "Ah, back at work." The mare heads inside, Spike was determined to go to her.

"Yo! Rar..." Spike yelps as a familiar group of Dragons appear, blocking his way. "Garble?!"

"Hey, get lost, loser!" Garble sneers as he pokes Spike in the stomach. "Rarity is mine, you worthless bum!"

Before Spike knew it, he finds himself being kicked away from the Carousel Boutique, crashing into a trash bind next to a magic shop. The Dragon sighs as he got rid of a top hat that had a rabbit inside it.

"I don't know why Garble thinks that he's Rarity's...and I fear for her if he somehow makes him like her. I should do something." Spike mumbles a bit. He then notices something near his feet. "What? What's this?"

Spike picks up a box and reads it, "'Zecora's Love Arrows with Launcher. One hit and you're in love'. Wow, I didn't know that Zecora made these." The Dragon smirks in realization. "Hey, yeah! This could work with Rarity! Hee hee hee!"

Spike took out the arrow and launcher, heading to a window near the Carousel Boutique. He put the arrow onto the launcher, saying, "All right, I got one shot at Rarity." The baby Dragon peeks in, seeing Rarity talking with a customer. "All right, good. And fire!"

Spike opens the window and fires the arrow. Unfortunately, there is one big problem: Garble chose that time to walk near the window and got hit in the tail. Spike's eyes widened in horror as the bad Dragon begins to turn pink. Not good!

"Don't look at me, don't look at me!" Spike mumbles. To his horror, Garble turns and saw Spike, his eyes grow a pink color as the arrows dissolves. "Oh horse feathers!"

"Spike, my love! I didn't realized how handsome you are!" Garble exclaims, smiling as he jumps out the window, landing in Spike's arms.

"Yikes! Whoa, sorry, Garble, but you aren't my type!" Spike screams. He drops Garble and runs off in a panic.

Garble chases after Spike who runs like Tartarus from the love stricken Dragon. On the other side, the Cutie Mark Crusaders were skateboarding/roller skating as they try to get some cutie marks. The three fillies however collides into Spike, causing their roller skates to ends up in his claws and he is now running on all fours on them.

"Come back, fire flower!" Garble exclaims lovingly as he jumps onto the unconscious fillies' skateboard, chasing his "love" still.

"Forget it, Garble, you aren't my type! I am not non-straight, okay?!" Spike yells at Garble frantically.

The two Dragons flew up a ramp, causing Garble to fell off his skateboard. Spike got on a stair handle with four appendages. Once he reaches the bottom, the roller skates fall off his hands, causing him to be on his feet on the other roller skates.

Spike arrives at the library, thinking he is safe. Twilight, Ben, Nyx and Phobos were waiting when he shows up. But to their surprise, there's Garble on top of him.

Spike screams in a panic as he runs out of the library, leaving Twilight's group to look after him in shock. What the hay is that about?

After getting Garble off of him, Spike jumps into a mailbox with his pursuer following. Spike rush out of the mailbox's back and rush off, arriving at a nearby street corner. The baby Dragon breathes in and out. Perhaps he lost him.

But without warning, a delivery truck arrives as the Mailpony gave a package to Spike, saying, "Package for Spike."

"Wow, really?" Spike ask, looking at the package while opening it. "Now what is it?"

Once again, Spike screams and runs off, the chase begins anew. The duo goes around in a jungle gym playground, hiding all over the place while looking for one another. The two soon bumps into each other on the flagpole on the top of a slide.

"Leave me alone!" Spike screams. He slide down the slide and runs off with Garble chasing him still, landing on a seesaw that send the baby Dragon up towards the other street. Spike crosses a pool with a diving board and pool toys. Unfortunately, so did Garble.

Spike arrives near the same magic store, hiding in the trash dumpster in hopes that Garble won't find him, holding his breath.

"Darling? Honey? My flower?" Garble calls out, arriving as he looks around. The Dragon smiles, saying, "Must be shy. Well, my Spikey Wikey will turn up sooner or later."

Once Garble is gone, Spike sighs in relief, "I got to stop this. Man, why did I ever get those stupid love arrows. This has to stop, but how?" The baby Dragon saw another box. "Huh? What's this now?"

Spike takes the box and reads it, "'Zecora's Magic Hate Arrow. Will get rid of the magic of the love ones'. Cool! Zecora must've made these in case the love arrows got out of claw! All right, I got an idea, but Garble must be alone."

It was later that evening as Garble was skipping, fluttering to himself. His boys don't get what's going on. They just presume that he has another girl in his life. Even Rarity is pondering this.

But then, the boys and Rarity hears whistling, making Garble turns to some bushes, gasping, "Darling? Is that you?!"

There's Spike near the bushes, sitting at a table, smiling as Garble came over to him. Hopefully his plan would work!

"Oh yes, honeybunch. I've found my true calling." Spike said in a girl like voice. Garble chuckles as he prepares to lean in for a kiss. "And you're about to too."

Suddenly Spike pulls the cord on the launcher, sending the hate arrow right onto Garble's butt. The Dragon looks confused as he turns back to normal...and is shocked as he saw what's he's doing.

"I was going to ask you!" Rarity exclaims in fury as the Dragons turn to see her nearby. The boy Dragons looks shocked as they back away, disappearing from sight. "Garble, I hired you to work at my shop because you said you would redeem yourself...not so you can hit on my Spikey Wikey!"

Spike shrugs as he looks at the arrow launcher and heads off. Garble has a lot of explaining to do about what he was doing...or wasn't doing to Rarity who is ticked off at him. The evil Dragon is not sure what happened, but at least Spike now knows that Rarity wasn't really interested in him.

To Spike's alarm, however, he realizes too late that the love arrow is in the launcher which send the thing right into the sky. The Dragon looks up, nervously as the arrow landed...

Right on the flank of Princess Celestia, she and Princess Luna were in the middle of visiting Ponyville to visit their relatives. Celestia yelps as the arrow hits her butt.

"Sister? Are you okay?" Luna ask Celestia puzzled as she turns to her sister...whose eyes glow pink before Celestia smiles at her.

"Sister! You're beautiful! I love you! Make me yours!" Celestia exclaims lovingly to Luna, much to her shock and alarm.

Luna yelps as she flew off with her lovesick sister chasing her. The Alicorn of the Night protests, "Tia, stop! Control yourself!"

Spike chuckles nervously as he watch from nearby. He mumbles, "Hoo boy, here we go again. I know that Twilight will demand an explanation as to why her former teacher is now pursuing her sister for a relationship."

THE END

A JUSSONIC PRODUCTION

The Hearts and Hooves Day celebration is coming to a close as the Cutie Mark Peas AKA the Cutie Mark Crusaders was performing. Ben and Rarity were talking to each other at the desk just as Pinkie, mane and tail poof up again, bounces in, smiling.

"Hiya, Benny and Rarity! Can you both keep another secret?" Pinkie ask her two friends happily. They lean in close as she continues, "Okie dokie lokie! I believe I finally figured out who my secret admirer really was!'

"Wait, you do?" The two friends ask in worry as they look at each other. Had Pinkie figured out what's going on the whole time?

"Yep! He was working here at the club the whole time. Aaaaand I am dating him right now! There he is now!"

Ben and Rarity took a look. To their surprise, there's Brain smiling as he waves nearby. The two looks shocked yet amazed.

"Well, I guess we should've try that before." Rarity said with a shrug, realizing that perhaps she and Ben should've had Brian earlier to avoid the foolishness that Pinkie has gone through. "Better than a coatrack, darling."

Blueblood sighs as he is walking in defeat, "This day was not good for me. I never even kissed a mare." He steps on a banana and he slides all over the place. Blueblood was sliding near the table of a certain Alicorn and Pink pony as he sweats. "This will end badly."

The two notice as Golden Heart moves out of the way but Pinkamena could not react in time. Blueblood crashes into the table and a few look and notice as Blueblood recovers but notices where he was. Pinkamena recovers but notices where her lips were: right on Blueblood's! She growls and slowly gets up, pulls him off and her eyes faintly turn color in fury.

Blueblood is grabbed by her, his mouth is zipped and then she shoves him into a tuba. The mare jumps on him, making Blueblood go deeper as some music was heard. It stops as she lands on the floor, brushing herself. Pinkamena then grabs a cup of water and washes her mouth. The mare calms downbut then looks at everyone staring. They return to what they're doing as she trots and gets back to her table.

"I warned him but now it will make some believe I will never find true love." Pinkamena said annoyed yet sadly at the same time. She would never find true love now.

Pinkamena faintly is tearing but Pinkie had saw from a bit away along with Brian. They look at each other and she nods. Brian slowly trots near the table, making Pinkamena look at him in notice.

"What do you want? Don't you need to be with your love?" Pinkamena ask Brian with a frown.

"Well me and Pinkie saw what happened to you and well Pinkie says it is ok since you need one." Brian said to Pinkamena with a smile.

And to Golden Heart's surprise, as well as some watching, Brian kissed her on the lips and she is shocked but something clicks in her head. Pinkamena lets him continue and a bit later, he stops and she looks at him.

"Nope.............thanks for cheering me up; you know Pinkie Pie sure can pick a great husband." Pinkamena giggles to Brian. This makes him a bit surprised and from afar Pinkie pie faintly blushes.

Brian heads off to Pinkie Pie as she smiles and sighs softly. Golden Heart now chose this time to speak, "You ok sister?"

"Yes brother, I am. I know one day I will find somepony for me but I guess this wraps up another time in the House of Pony." Pinkamena said. She turn sot the camera, giggling. "So till next time, see you all real soon."

"Hey, hey, Twilight and I are supposed to do that!" Spike calls to Pinkamena from the stage. He looks up, speaking, "Hearts and Hooves cards for the House of Pony were provided by..."

Lavan gave a smile, waving, but yelps as one of his minions appears from out of nowhere. He boots him away while speaking, "At Lavan's greeting cards, we've got all your greeting card needs, as in "Happy Hearts and Hooves Day", "Happy Un-Hearts and Hooves Day", as well as "Thank You" or "No Thank You” cards! Ha! You will have to go fish for a big deal here!'

Lavan shuffles the card at the last sentence. He smirks while adding, "Here, we give our competition a ROYAL FLUSH! Now burn them all!!!"

"Lavan's greeting cards! Now in packs of 52!" Then a little warning tag appears as Spike spoke in a low voice, "Warning, making deals with Lavan will be hazardous to your health."

"Well, that's it for this Hearts and Hooves! We hope you had a real one, so hope to see you soon!" Twilight exclaims, waving to the camera as the show comes to an end.

House of Pony Season 1

by JusSonic

Episode Four: Pinkie's Hearts and Hooves Day Date