CRAZY...NO...INSANE...YES

by last of delta1


Jenny

For the rest of the night I just stared at the remains of the world, and checked my weapons. I saw the sun start to rise, and went back into the transport and saw Trixie peacefully sleeping. I rolled my eyes, and grabbed my hoodie. As I did so, she awoke and yawned. "Urgh! Creature, can you at least untie me?." I ignored her and put on my hoodie. She huffed, and mumbled something. I chuckled, and sat in the drivers seat, and started the transport. The engine roared to life, and we were back on the road.

After 7 hours of driving we reached Washington, and I stopped to scope out the area. "Damn, this place sure has seen some better days." I said, and shook my head. "Alright, last I remember she set up at the white house. So all we got to do is follow the impaled skulls, take a right when we get to the pile of burning tires, and keep going straight till we reach main street, and I should be there." I said. I jumped back into the transport, and got back on the road. I was a little tired from last night, but focused on the road. I drove through the city smashing through old cars, and slowly making my way to the white house. I noticed several fresh bodies across the road, and felt like someone was watching me. Once I took a right at the pile of burning tires, three destroyed Russian tanks blocked the road. I sighed in frustration and got out of my seat. I exited the transport, and scanned my surroundings. "Great, fucking Russians have no respect." I said. I was about hope back in the transport, but I heard a loud click.

I spun around to see a bandit aiming their weapon at me. I attempted to jump back into the transport to grab my gear, but the bandit fired making me jump off the transport. I dived behind cover as the bandit unleashed a storm of led. I crawled behind cover, and grabbed a brick. Once the bandit stopped to reload, I popped out of cover and threw the brick at their head. The bandit gave a girl like scream as the brick made contact with her skull. I quickly jumped out of cover and bolted for the down bandit. Before I could give a right blow, the bandit jumped to her feet, and kicked me in the gut. I stumbled back a bit and quickly shook it off, but before I could hit the bitch she gave me a hard uppercut that knocked me on my ass. The bandit then jumped onto me and repeatedly gave hard blows to the side of my head. Blind with rage, I kick her off and jumped to my feet. I picked her up and threw her into a near by destroyed car. I quickly walked up to her and kicked her in the ribs. She groaned in pain. I smiled and readied a final blow, but before I could react she pulled out a small blade, and stabbed me in the back of my leg. "AHHHHHHH!!" I roared. She then punched me in the nuts, making me fall onto the ground holding my pride and joy.

*Daaamn, I'm real glade I don't feel your pain because I heard something crack.*

The bandit jumped onto me again, and pulled down her mask. My eyes widened in shock. She had ghost white skin, black lipstick, blood ran down her chin, white eyes, and a insane smile. She was crazy. No, she was insane. She was Jenny. She pulled out a large knife that had 'Jacob' scratched into it. "Any last words cock sucker?" She said with blood lust in her eyes. I smiled.

"Just like old times, eh Jenny?" At first she seemed confused, but she soon looked shocked, and pulled down my mask.

"JACOB!?" she shouted. I chuckled.

"The one and only." I said. She bounced off of me, quickly pulled me up to my feet, and gave me a huge hug. I patted her on the head and broke the hug. "Wow, look at you. I mean you looked like your sister." I said. She giggled and flipped off her hoodie.

"Thanks, anyways, what brings you here?"

My face went serious. "I'm here to recruit you and your men."

Her face went serious. "Well, I sorry to say that I'm the only one left." she said. "But question, why do you need to recruit people? Your a one man army."

"Jenny, I found him."

"Found who?"

"Disford."

"WHAT!? You found that peace of shit!?"

"Yes, but he's not the Disford we know. It's hard to explain, but since your the only one left of your crew, you'll have to do."

"Well what are we waiting for, lets get a move on." She said. We walked up to the transport, and I opened the back door. It slowly opened, and reviled Trixie sleeping. I looked over to Jenny who seemed to be really confused. "Uhh, Jacob, what the hell is that?"

"That, my dear Jenny, is how we are going to get to where Disford is." I said with a devilish smile. She soon gave the same smile, and turned her attention to Trixie. I walked up to Trixie, and woke her up.

"ARGH! Cant the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE get any BUCKING SLEEP!?" She shouted. She looked over at Jenny. "Who's that?"

"This is Jenny, Jenny, this is Trixie."

"Yeah, I heard." She said rolling her eyes. "So, how is she gonna get us to Disford?"

"Well gather all of the supplies from the transport, and I'll get the portal ready."

"A portal, whatever." I picked up Trixie, and Jenny walked into the transport and started to gather supplies. I drew the symbol into the ground and placed the horn in the middle. Jenny finished gathering all of the gear, and came up behind me. "So, what are you doing?" I smiled, pulled out Emily, and ran it across my hand, and ran it across Trixie's cheek. Both of our blood dripped down onto the symbol, and it began to glow like last time, and the portal opened. I looked to Jenny.

"Done." I said. Jenny only looked at the portal shocked. "So, you ready to get some pay back?" She snapped out of it, and looked at me.

"well, you only live once right. Lets do it." Jenny said. I grabbed all my gear, and anything else that Jenny grabbed, and walked through the portal with Trixie on my shoulder, and Jenny by my side. 'Here we come Disford.'


[Jacobs mind]

Jenny, now that is a good, twisted, loveable girl. She was marries little sister. The last time I saw her was when we defeated a large army of bandits that were killing thousands of citizens, and returned order to what's left of New York City. She looked up to her sister as a god, she was a source of light in this godforsaken world, and when she... was stolen from her, she lost her way. I found her with cuts all over her arms, and empty eyes that seemed to have lost life. I took her in and left the military. We traveled the wastelands for at least two years before we parted. I taught her everything I knew, and treated her as family. Once she left, she said that she was going to try and rebuild D.C. I thought she was crazy, but wished her luck. She wanted me to go with her, but I still was on a mission to find Disford. I thought that I would never be able to see her again, but I guess I was wrong. I'm glade that I was wrong.