New Year's Eve was a special time in Equestria. Especially Ponyville. It wasn't so much a celebration of the coming of the new year as much as it was celebrating that everypony had survived the previous year in the supposedly cursed town. Pinkie Pie was hosting the biggest party of the year in the middle of town, with her five friends and everypony else.
"Hey everypony, I have an idea!" Pinkie yelled over the noise of the party. "Why don't we go around and say what we resolve to change about ourselves for the year?"
"Good idea." Twilight said, "I'll go first. I resolve to find a better balance between my princess duties and time with my friends." She looked to the left. "What's yours, Rarity?"
"Oh, I feel like I need to improve my, um, minor obsessive compulsive disorder." She said, tapping her hooves nervously. "That's something that I could work on." She looked to Fluttershy.
"Um. I want to be more assertive, I guess, but not mean or anything."
"I resolve to put together more parties!" Pinkie yelled. "Bigger and better ones! Your turn, Dashie!"
"I'm gonna stop getting drunk and sleeping with my friends." She said without hesitation, taking a sip from her champagne bottle." She noticed the sudden silence. "What?"
"Nothing." Pinkie said. "Moving on with the party!" She got up and walked away.
The Next Morning
Rainbow Dash opened her eyes and moaned, rubbing the pain from her forehead. She glanced over to her side where another pony was laying. It was Applejack.
"CELESTIA DAMN IT!" She yelled.