------secret base-------
alarms go off.
"HALT! Subdue the specimen"
"Fuck you all, i'm getting outta here and you wont stop me!" I hold out both hands as two orbs of blue light form in my hand, the one in my left hand turns into a(n) AR clip and in the right hand the last orb forms into my personal favorite gun a G36C. I slam the clip into the gun as I run down the hall, cock a bullet in the chamber, spin and jump into the air, and unloaded the entire clip into the black outlines of people with guns running at me with guns. I keep running "huh? i guess they forgot I have the ability of spawning" I chuckle "to easy."
"Oh is it, well lets how you see fair against this" before I had time to react a huge metallic hand slammed into me and threw me into a wall of a huge room I had just come to. I wiped the blood the had poured from my mouth off and with a smile non the less
"You know Dr. Grief" I spit the blood from my mouth out "you are truly one for cheap shots" I looked at the small man operating a robot he believed to be my down fall.
"Return to your holding cell Edit, and you wont be hurt"
"Aww are you getting soft on me doc last I check you wanted to put me through painful experiments and find out what made me tick, why not treat this like an experiment" I finished with a smile
"Your a wordy little brat aren't you?"
"18 years of nothing but reading, it'll happen to ya" I said nonchalantly
"Well then Edit prepare for your down-" !!!BOOM!!!
"Yeah in the middle of your ranting that I wasn't listening to I spawned a drill and ran it through your robot" I said as the soot covered doctor fell to the ground. I walked up to him pulled out his key card "now which way to the library" I ordered him holding a newly formed sword to his neck. His hand snaps to a door to the left of us. "Good, now if I don't find it I'm gonna come back for you" I finished with a scowl. I walked to the door and opened it with the card instead of blowing it down.
Inside there was a console, I pressed a button that said 'search' and typed in 'portals' and various information came up mainly stuff about on how to form them and use them, "perfect" I said with a smile. I formed a green orb in my hand and threw it at a wall suddenly it started to form a spinning hole of green energy. I was about to step into it before I heard a crack shot of a gun and a searing pain in my shoulder I spun around, and I saw the doctor I swear I just fried, pointing a gun at me, oh I am pissed now.
"You know I was going to leave with as least deaths as possible but you can forget it now" a red orb of energy formed in my hand at stretched into a flaming spear "I'll see you in hell doc, oh and the names Keith, Bitch!" I said as I threw the spear at him at the speed of sound. The spear completely impaled him and nailed him to the wall behind him. Satisfied I walked back to the portal which was slowly closing.
"One more thing to do" blue energy formed in front of me as it grew I knew I would have to run. A nuke appeared before me, I walked up to it and armed it to go off in thirty seconds. "just enough time" I book it to the portal, and jump through it not knowing were it would take me, although I did hear a satisfying boom.
------ponyville------
"Hey A.J. me and the girls have some free time today we just wanted to know if you needed any help" a certain purple unicorn asked
"Actually twi I just finished all my work for the day, i was thinking of goin and gettin a bite to eat Twi, would ya'll like to come?"
"Sure Applejack, we'd love to right girls?"
Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and... wait wheres Pinkie Pie "Pinkie where you" RD shouted "shh, i'm over here."
We all saw a pink hoof rise from a bush and waved them over, sure enough all five of them with the exception of Rainbow Dash who flew as the others walked to the bush
"Pinkie what in tarnation are ya doi-" A.J.'s sentence was cut short as all of them were pulled into the bush
"I said "shh" so be quiet!" Pinkie whispered/yelled. At that remark all of them went quiet unsure of what to do. That is, until a hole of spinning green energy formed out of no where in the middle of the field
"Pinkie, what is that thing!?" Twilight yelled. Thankfully it went unheard because what followed was a very loud boom, a plume of fire, and a bipedal creature that was flung out of it, and as soon as it did the hole closed leaving the creature to pat down his body as though looking for something
"NO, NO, NO, WHERE DID I PUT THEM!" the creature yelled. He stood there for a few seconds before what looked to be the equivalent of a facehoof
"Duh" the creature said as, is it a he? the creature belched, yup defiantly a he, he snapped his fingers. A simple pair of sunglasses appeared in front of him, he reached out and put them on covering his eyes completely. I have to get in front of him I need a better look at this creature.
"Twilight, dear, don't even think about it" Rarity said
"Think about what?"
"You know well what, your thinking of getting closer to him to get more information"
"Don't be silly Rarity" with that said Twilight's horn flared up and with a flash she was gone. They all let out a simultaneous groan because they all know where she went as they all turned back to the creature.
"Now lets see if i'm okay now that I poof'd my sunglasses into existence, feet, check, legs check, flash of light that i'm not paying attention to check, torso check, arms check, hands check, fingers check, face still sexy check, purple unicorn that is talking to me"
"Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle"
"Check, my head check, my mind fucking blown to bits and shitted on, and blown up again" I casually walked up to a boulder, and slammed my head into it completely splitting it in half, and passing out.
---------Twilight view---------
I gasped at what he did, but what scared me the most was a pink and yellow blur that appeared over him
"Fluttershy what are you doing to him?"
"Quick lets get him to you place Twilight he may have a concussion, and my house is to far away"
"Umm, okay, everyone get close" I said to the remainder of the group that had been left behind that just arrived, and I teleported us all back to the library.