//------------------------------// // Twilight Sparkle and Glorious Leader teach Sweetie Belle how to Magic. // Story: Too many authors ruin the bakeoff // by improvhour //------------------------------// Twilight Sparkle is amazed, dumbfounded. She never thought she could change the properties of a vegetable, despite her Mary Sue alicorn powers and god mode cheats. “How did you do it?” Apparently Sweetie Belle was also in the shop, witnessing the act. “It’s just the power of magic” Twilight Sparkle said, beaming with a little bit of pride. I forgot the greentext format please don’t execute, great leader. “I won’t execute you, Twilight Sparkle” says great leader “Please, not another tooth! I will tell you everything!” Twilight Sparkle squealed. She didn’t want another waterboarding session. The great leader stammered, “b-but… waterboarding!” ”Well, I was hoping you could teach me a bit of magic,” Sweetie Belle said, “Rarity says that all unicorns must know how to be the most superior and overpowered race among all the other ponies, much like Korea is greatest nation on planet.” “Of course Sweetie Belle,” Twilight Sparkle said “No, don’t you get it? The great leader is torturing Twilight for information.” one of the literature guards wrote to the other. They couldn’t let a word out during interrogation session. The great leader doubles in laughter, “Ha! Such chirality!... oops” he stared straight into Twilicorn’s eyes “You will never leave true Korea,” ”Well, see… I thought her how to use her horn. She was surprisingly weak for a unicorn that age,” ”You know. I’ve always wished I was a pegasus like Scootaloo, she is almost as talented as great leader” Sweetie admitted after practicing a pencil trick with visitors of the store, “It seems so much easy,” ”Well, what makes you say that?” Twilight said back. Pegasi were always complaining about how hard it was to learn to fly while unicorns always had trouble with their first brainwashing spell. They have always seemed to think that the grass was greener on the other side. She was also amazed at how flawed Sweetie’s English was, considering who her sister is. It was probably nothing. ”Well, pegasi wings are like limbs.” “Won’t it be easy like flipping the internet security switch?” “WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE THERE IS NO WAY TO DISABLE GREAT LEADER’S INTERNET SUPERVISION!” And Sweetie Belle was taken to be re-educated at the Benevolence Camp. She was never heard from again.