"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
would you calm down?!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I SAID CALM DOWN!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."
Good, now-
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>gentle metaphysical face-hoof<
"ARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She's nothing to be afraid of.
"WHAT!?!? HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION?!?!THAT IS MY FREAKING EVIL EX GIRLFRIEND! DRIVING A CAR! WITH M... wait... US IN IT!"
She's only scary because you're afraid.
"WH- wait, actually that does make sense. However, I don't care, because I AM AFRAID!"
Then stop.
"BUT THIS IS ARLEEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! SHE'S GONNA KIIIIIILL MEEEE!"
Hey, you imagined her, you need to unimagine her.
"I what?"
Unimagine her. She's your irrational fear. Just tell yourself she isn't there, and she won't be.
"That only works in dreams.THIS. IS. REEEAAAAAAAAL!"
Only because you imagine it that way. Remember who our ol' man is. I-you-we inherited more than just his decorating skills.
"So... you can warp time an-"
Nope, just space. Not even Discord can mess with time.
"what do you mean?"
Time is one of those things that's just kinda fixed. Depressing, but sadly true. NOW CALM DOWN.
"Okay." I just relaxed, focused on her not being there, and she wasn't.
I suspect we're getting-WHO'S DRIVING?!
>>CRASH<<