Pimp Spike's Swag

by trahzo


Ch.20: Bonbonbon-Bon Bonbon-Bon!?

"Okay, the letter from the author has come and then the last chapter will be starring... Bon-bon/Sweetie Drops. Hmm, it says here that he's seen a few Spyra fics, but never a BonbonSpike fic."

"Alright, whenever you ship someone with one half of a duo, you gotta balance it out by shipping the same person with the other half of that duo. Just like how there are Spikeluna fics to balance out the Spikelestia fics. That's how I see something making sense." said Shogun Deezutra.

"Great Logic. So, for those of you writing Spike & Derpy ships, I reccomend balancing it out with Carrot Top & Spike fics.'


Yes, I did base the Chapter Title off of the anime Bobobo-Bo Bobo-Bo, which is what Spike had just finished watching. He left the Library to ask Bon-bon for a book she checked out back or else she'll have to pay a fine. When he got there, to Bon-bon's candy shop, he had to hold back so he doesn't accidently spends the fine on the candy she made. When he entered, Twist had a job there, the Pony version of Ed, Edd and Eddy where buying jawbreakers, I was buying this one very expensive white chocolate sculpture of a life sized Vanellope Von Schweets.

"Hey Twist, is Sweetie Drops there? I gotta ask for the book she checked out."

"Oh, she's in the back, but be careful, she's become really fragile after you know."

"Yeah."

Bon bon became heart broken after her girlfriend Lyra Heartstrings went with Dr.Whooves to the human dimention. She has been unable to leave her home after that, everyone in Ponyville tried to cheer her up, even Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon, yeah, those 2 heartless flank holes tried to willingly make her happy. Spike didn't try to because he was busy in Canterlot that week. She punched Snips & Snails for being idiots and making things worse, I don't care if I've been hard on them these past few chapters, they are actually stupider than any other character in the show, I even called Pinkie & Rainbow Dash the idiots of the Mane 6 who are sometimes the Mane 7 when Spike is with them & whenever I see pictures of PinkieDash, I call them a couple of idiots but still, Snips & Snails must have been dropped hard on their heads when they were babies. So Spike entered Bon bon's bedroom where she was eating ice cream & moaning over her broken heart. Spike paused, his body completely frozen, the only visible movement was a tear rolling down his body. He's seen this before, it was how he felt after Rarity married Fancy Pants. He did the same thing, but he accepted his friends offer to leave the darkness. What he saw before him was what would've happened if he rejected. He mustered up all the bravery he had and walked over to Bon-bon. She saw him walking to her, she then hid under the sheets.

"GO AWAY, I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYPONY!!!"

"Well, it's a good thing I'm not a pony is it?" He then pulled the sheets away from her.

"Listen, you'll never understand how I feel, the one I've given both my 1st kiss & virginity to, the one I've given all my love to is gone!"

"I may not have lost my virginity or given my 1st kiss to my true love, but I did lose the one I've fallen in love with & what I see before me is the alternate ending if I had not allowed my friends to pull me into the light."

"Huh?" She stopped scooping ice cream.

"Bon-bon, please, take my claw & I promise that things aren't that bad." Spike offered.

She then put down her spoon and tub, and gave her hoof to Spike. Spike then walked her out of the Candy Shop & called out to everyone.

"HEY EVERYPONY, GUESS WHO'S FINALLY GOT OUT?"

"BON-BON!!!" The passing ponies and mules and donkeys called out.

They were all happy to see her. Bon-bon finally smiled, all her friends missed her, they wanted to see her smile again and Spike was the one who brought that miracle into reality. She was close to tears, she missed her friends as well. She was happy, her face shined like brand new armor.

"Um, Bon-bon?" Spike whispered

"Yes?" She said with glee.

"Well, I know this is short notice, but..." He was cutoff.

"Yes, I will go out with you?"

"...Well, thanks for agreeing to go out with me, but I was actually..." Again cutoff. She kissed him, making him almost forget his original objective.

"No, you gotta return the book you checked out & also, please kiss me again"

"Oh, done & done."

After she left, Spike fainted, because he had just gotten a new girlfriend. So Spike & Bon-bon became a couple where 2 broken hearts were turned into one.


"Well, that was certainly interesting of how these 2 would work."