"My nephew will be shipped with that one kid I think everyone forgot about...Twist, yeah that's her name."
*Sob* *Sob* *Sob* a poor filly cried from her backyard. She was sad because she sorta lost her BFF. I said sorta because they now seldom hang out. She had her cutiemark and her friend didn't. her friend was to busy trying to find her special talent & what's worse, she sorta got replaced by 2 others, I said sorta again because they are friends with her. Poor Twist cried till she heard a sound.
*Cough* "Tell me again Twilight, why are we dressed as chickens?"
"Pinkie said that 20 books appear in this spot every Sunday in spring if you dress-up as a spring chi...Okay, Pinkie is going to get her flank kicked, Spike I'll see you later." She then took off the costume and teleported.
"Ugh, 3 dozen ponies laughed at us for squat." said Spike, while removing the head piece, He then heard someone laughing. Twist couldn't hold it in, it slipped out a few times. Spike was able to locate the laughing and found Twist in her sister's garden. "Oh, it's just you Twist, I thought Pinkie was waiting to jump out and surprise me."
"No, it's just me."
"Hey, why do your glasses look so moist? I know me & Twilight looked ridiculous, but not enough for someone to cry when laughing."
"Oh, uh, uh..." She couldn't find an answer.
"Don't lie to me, I've been able to see past them."
*sigh*"Fine, the truth is I was crying because I've lost my Best Friend Applebloom."
"What? Don't be silly Twist, there's no way Applebloom would stop being your friend."
"But look, she's been hanging out with the crusaders more, I can't hang out with them because I already got my cutiemark."
"Pardon my language, but I call bull crap on that." He then put a claw on her shoulder. "Twist, they are your friends, it doesn't matter if they don't have their marks and you do, so please, don't be so sad, okay? You look more adorkable smiling."
"Hey, I'm not a dork."
"Yeah, but you look like the stereotypical kind, later."
"Wait, can you please stay? I really need someone to talk about my problems with."
"Sure, I'm pretty sure Twilight is about halfway through with kicking Pinkie's ass."
"Thanks."
So they entered Twist's home & she explained how even though she got her mark, she feels very miserable because DT & SS still tease her for looking like a nerd & how they think she's got a crush on the teacher, which is a rumor they spread since the episode Hearts & Hooves Day. Even more harsh and unpleasant rumors were spread about her which I wont explain. She was crying on the couch while Spike caressed her head, giving her tissues to dry her tears and blow her nose. Don't you just feel bad about her? Then it came when Spike couldn't take anymore.
"Twist, listen, you can't let those rumors get to you."
"I try my best for the other ponies to believe me, but they don't"
"Hey, how's about this? I'll enroll in you're school so I can protect you?"
"Y-you'd do that for me?"
"Yeah, back when I lived in Canterlot, there were negative rumors spread that my cousin Cadence was a whore & My cousin Blueblood was gay, but I sure showed those who started them. I was also able to convince everypony that Twilight wasn't a traitor."
"Traitor?"
"Well, everypony at 1st thought Twilight was a traitor because she chose to watch after me & *sigh* many citizens didn't like dragons that much, even the tiny ones. Still, I somehow managed to show everyone."
"Wow, you're a great guy, I can't believe what Rarity is missing."
"How'd yo..."
"Everypony knows, it's very obvious dude."
"Heh, hey you're special talent is making sweets right?"
"Oh, you want some snacks? I'll make some right away?"
After a few minutes, she returned with a plate of peppermint sticks and candy canes.
"Enjoy friend." and so he did.
"These are amazing, how did you make the curves on the candy canes?"
"I used my own mouth to shape 'em." Spike stopped abruptly.
"Huh? Hey what's wrong?"
"So that's how you got the lisp."
"Wait, what?"
"Your lisp, it's because you freaking burned your tongue repeatedly making the curves on candy canes with your own mouth."
"You really think so?"
"You are a true crusader like Applebloom and her friends if you'd sacrifice getting that lisp." he then put his stick down and hugged her.
"Y-you really think I'm a Cutiemark Crusader like Applebloom & her friends?"
"Yes, I most certainly do!"
"Aww, you're so sweet, like my sweets."
AH, I CURSE THAT PUN!!!
"Thanks, and look, your smile is back, making you look more adorkable then ever, but let's see what you'd look like without the glasses."
"Wait, let me do it." Oh look, I'm rolling my eyes at a very overused scene.
She took off the glasses and what Spike saw was amazing. She looked graceful. All he could do was grab her head.
"Spike, what are you...hmph." she didn't hold back because like most stereotypical nerds, they are desperate for a boyfriend/girlfriend. You know, like the previous chapter, let me tell you about this other fool from my 6th period class, the teacher kept on telling him to stop looking at this one girl's butt which she called: Elizabooty, oh my God, did I painfully laugh with the rest of the class. The teacher kept on telling him to stop trying to and I quote: molest her. Oh, wait, I'll get back to you guys on my 6th period American Sign Language class later, they finished their long 1st kiss.
"Wow, my 1st kiss." They both said at the same time.
"So, I suppose I won you off of Rarity right?"
"Yes, yes you did."
"Yay, I'm moving up again, I wonder what DT & SS will say to me, a nerd having a boyfriend, who can protect me."
"They'd probably say things like, "Sorry Twist, we are such a couple of huge cunt nuggets."
"Yeah, good one."
So, they spent the rest of the evening talking about how DT & SS would react and stop bullying her when Spike enrolls into Ms.Cheerilee's school.
"Short and Sweet."