//------------------------------// // Ch.16: Cheerilee's Best Day-Off Ever // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag // by trahzo //------------------------------// "We'll be shipping Ms.Cheerilee this time." "Um, it was totally obvious from the title Luna & Also, you got an important notice from the author." Said Pinkie Pie while handing Luna the letter. "Hmm...so it seems the final chapter will be his idea as well! Also it seems he's doing that because of how much he loves the Ben 10 franchise and yes he even loves Omniverse even though many of you might say that nothing beats classics but he thinks otherwise." "What a lovely day Spike, how did you find out that this date would be perfect?" Asked a female voice. "I asked Rainbow Dash, she's always willing to help anypony." Answered Spike, wearing his pimp hat. " Besides, Cheerilee, you deserved a day off, don't worry, I know this nice teacher from Canterlot who agreed to sub for you." "Wow Spike, you sure planned out everything perfectly, a great spread, perfect weather, a nice teacher to sub for me, and this beautiful hill overlooking Ponyville. I wonder if this day could get any better?" Cheerilee wondered. Then music was heard from a distance, it was Fluttershy & her songbird choir accompanied by Pinkie and her one pony band of 10 instruments. Then Spike and Ms.Cheerilee started dancing, while holding each others front appendages. (That's arms and legs if you're wondering what it meant.) Then at the big finale, Spike and Cheerilee fell to the ground and shared a short laugh. These 2 ate and talked. She couldn't get enough of Spike's cooking, it was the best she's ever tasted. Wow, I can't believe how good his cooking is & he's just a little guy, heh, I guess that's what happens when Princess Celestia teaches someone how to cook, the food is as beautiful as her. "Um excuse me, who are you?" Asked Spike. "Ignore me, I'm the narrator, I'm not even suppose to physically be here. So just let me take a couple of cupcakes & sponge-cakes then I'll be on my way." Then I jumped out of the scene. "That was weird, I never thought I'd see someone else do something I'd normally see Pinkie do." "Ditto." agreed Cheerilee Then she went back to uncontrollably eating the food Spike made. She then controlled herself after she realized she had stuffed 6 cookies in her mouth and a kid was watching her. Haha, that's setting a bad example of having bad manners! "Oh, sorry." Ha, she talked with her mouthful as well, more bad manners. "You're on a day-off, who cares what you do, no matter how uncouth." That word, was what made Spike sigh in a sad way. She noticed this. "Hey, what's wrong?" "Huh?" "Well, you sound sad." "Oh, well it's because... I don't want to bore you." "Come-on, if you talk about it, you'll fell better." "Fine...well, I originally planned this day for Rarity but when I asked her, she rejected thinking that it wouldn't be right & uncouth for just me, a child & her, an adult to Go-onger a picnic, I mean go-on a picnic alone together. She said, that it might cause negative gossip about her being a pedophile since everypony knew about my crush, but just hearing her say all of that just made me finally give-up on her." Spike then turned and cried. "Please don't look at me, it's not like a man to cry." Then she hugged him from behind. "Rarity's the uncouth one, she doesn't realize that you could make a great boyfriend, and I don't see any kid here, just a mature youngster." She said with a soothing tone. "Wow, you really know how to calm you're students down when they're upset, you are the greatest teacher in Equestria. You may also make one heck of a mother one day." "Well, that's only when I meet the right guy, who I think is right here with me." "You want to marry the narrator?" Spike joked. "Oh come-on Spike, you know who I'm talking about." "I know, I just have sort of a habit of being sarcastic, which I got from Twilight." "Oh Spike, you tease." "Hey, I see all the food is gone, & we've been here for 15 minutes." Cheerilee blushed because she couldn't control herself from Spike's cooking. "Sorry, it's just that..." She was cut-off. "Don't worry, Like I said, it's your day-off." "Well, since it's my day-off, I suppose you wouldn't mind if I did this!" She then pushed Spike down & Started kissing him, so he could taste the baked goods he made for himself. So of course Spike returned the kisses & became very happy. They spent the rest of the day just making out on the picnic blanket. Then they noticed that the sun was setting. "Well, guess it's time to pack-up." "Yes, thanks for making this a great day-off for me Spike, we gotta do this again sometime." "Yeah, but next time, I wont bring as much food I made with my own claws, I think I made you become addicted to it." "Okay, come here you." She then chased him around in circles playfully, and after 3 minutes, they packed-up & went their separate ways for now. "I gotta taste Spike's food sometime."