"Woah, Superman can make his heat rays become microscopic?" She was watching Death Battle: Goku Vs. Superman.
"Your highness."
"Oh, okay I'll pause this. So this time we got Spike the dog & Winona. Oh, we all knew this shipping would happen the day we figured out Spike was a dog in Equestria Girls, and eversince then, there have been fan pictures & Fan fictions of Spike terrified of Winona's affection, much like Garu being afraid of Pucca's affection."
"Help, help, help!" Spike cried in fear, he was being chased by something, it was big, it was on 4 legs, it was brown & white, it was female, it was a dog just like him! It was a horny Winona who really wants to mate with Spike since he's the only dog in the city who hasn't been neutered yet because of Twilight's refusal to have him be neutered. She wants Spike to have kids before going through the really painful procedure. We all know that would never happen because he's in love with Rarity and she can't have kids with him! Anyway, Winona was running right next to Spike, he tried running faster but that's as much as he could haul. Winona then ran in front of him, and wham!
XX minutes later...
"Ugh...where am I?" Spike awoke to find him inside a shed. Then the door opened revealing Applejack & Twilight.
"Oh, finally we've caught you Spike." Said his master.
"Now please, make some puppies with Winona here." She stepped aside to reveal Winona.
As Spike tried to run, he found that one of his paws were chained down to the floor.
"Just be a good boy & I promise not to neuter you boy."
"Yeah, and Winona's been so lonely, just look at how wet she is." Winona then turned so her ass was facing Spike. A.J. lifted Winona's tail exposing the dog's pussy! (A dog having a pussy, isn't that just funny?"). It was dripping wet.
"Oh, looks like someone's getting attracted to this."
"I concur."
They could both notice Spike's penis getting erect.
"Shut-up narrator we already know what's going on." said Spike...hey! I was gonna tell the reader how you made a fantastic escape and moved with Rarity to the Kalos Region, I mean France! Fine, if you wanna be rude, then I'll make you suffer more than when people suffer from Miley Cyrus' singing. Applejack, could you please command your dog to make it painful for a week?
"Sure thing Mr.Narrator. Winona, make it as hard & rough as you can make it till next Thursday."
Wait, it's Thursday? Man do I hate Thursdays! Now I'm even more mad! So Applejack & Twilight left the shed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Spike shrieked. then for a whole week, Winona & Spike got..it...ON! Then their owners returned to find a mentally scarred Spike & a satisfied Winona.
"Don't worry Twi, I'll pay for therapy."
"Thanks & I'll go arrange the doggy wedding. hee-hee! Oh, I wonder who should be Spike's best man? The Fireman or Shining Armor?"
"Has anypony been noticing how many members of the Apple Family my nephew's been shipped with? I mean dang!"