"Woah, Endorf just destroyed Dogold from the inside, well he's actually a living suit of armor who posses strong fighters, but still, I guess hatred is stronger than rage." If you guys are wondering what the hell she's talking about, then watch brave 42 which is episode 42 of Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger.
"Princess, break time is over." A guard told her.
I'll get back to this right after this.. him and that mailmare?"
Spike was walking through the park, enjoying the air which would've been fresh if that jerk wasn't smoking 9 whole cigars the size of toothpaste tubes! Geez this guy is gonna have cancer in 3, 2, and he's dead. Wait, you guys are here to read a story, not listen to me complain. So yeah, he was enjoying a cooling off by splashing water in his face from the fountain & he really needs it he's been annoyed all day by the 2 idiots known only as Retard & Even Bigger Retard!
*Whisper*
"Oh, my bad, I meant to say Snips & Snails, he was about to leave until a gray colored Pegasus with a blond mane & tail crashed onto him, he managed to regain consciousness in 3 seconds & pry the right off of him.
"Hey, I know you, you're Derpy Hooves, the local mailmare."
"Thanks, it's nice to know somepony recognizing me for my job, not my medical condition, even if it is a non pony citizen." She then started shedding tears.
"Hey, you okay? Was it something I said that offended you? If it is, then I take it back."
"Sniff, it's not you it's just that my boyfriend when back home, everypony started making fun of me again." She said with a sad squeak.
"Hey, just ignore those ponies who make fun of your, just don't mind them, then they'll leave you alone."
"That wont stop the mean insults."
"trust me, they will forget & hey, could you please get your head out of your mane, how am I supposed to talk to you if I can't see your face?"
"Oh yeah? How is anypony ever going to forget these eyes!" She snapped. "There you see, nopony will ever forget eyes messed up like these." She then revealed her face it was so pretty, that he didn't mind the eyes.
"I don't see any messed up eyes, in fact, it makes your pretty face look even prettier."
That there is what made Cupid shoot Derpy Hooves, with love vertigo bullets. She was never called pretty or any synonym of the word in her entire life until she met the Doctor. Safely, now that he's back in the human world , there was no-one to protect her, but this fateful encounter with a very nice drake. Who also doesn't care if she does have wall eyes. Upon instinct, she grabbed Spike & squeed while squeezing him. she then began flying up into the air & putting Spike on top of a mountain overlooking Ponyville.
"Hey, why'd you fly all the way up here?"
"So I can smooch you without any restraint." Then her tongue drooped from her mouth as she inched closer & closer to Spike, ignoring Shogun Deezutra's command to get off his lawn. Then Derpy dug right in if you will into Spike's face.
"My, my. She had wall eyes? I've never ever noticed & I go to Ponyville a few times to discuss the approval of off some really mature games since tons of my fans live in Ponyville & I want them to worship me even more no matter what, I'd even accept them clopping to my R34."