"Okay, after reading, this is in fact the 3rd time Fatboi1000 suggested something, come-on you guys, there's gotta be a ship you've always wanted to see, like maybe Spike the dog & Opal or something? I don't know, it's gotta be strait, not a crossover, nor an OC. Now, let's just get to it already, so Spike will be shipped with Little Strongheart, okay begin."
"Spike, you are the one I trust with the highest of respect to save Little Strongheart from the Chaos Thunderbird of Extreme Rage!" Said Chief Thunder Hooves.
You maybe wondering what the Chaos Thunderbird of Extreme Rage is huh? Well, it's this ancient evil being that attacks the buffalo every 500 years, it is said for generations that in order for it to never attack anymore ever again, a male chosen by the tribe must traverse the mountain filled with dangers and if he manages to defeat this beast with the long name I don't want to type & brings the maiden it captures back, then the tribe will be eternally safe. So, Chief Thunder Hooves chose Spike because he knows of the tremendous power dragons posses. With Spike, he has high hopes that he'll save them all. He may even get lucky with Little Strongheart. Don't worry, Spike's a teenager in this chapter. So Spike, with his bag of tricks (Recycled from a previous story were I ship Spike with Zecora), traversed the mountain, fighting off the marauders, cannibals, various lethal predators, he even took on a bunch of Cactuars. For those of you who don't know what they are, Cactuars are an enemy from Final Fantasy (All Versions). He pulled out a hard hat to prevent his head from being hit by rocks, He used repellent for those annoying dessert insects. Used steel cleats to hold him down, so he didn't shake when the ground shook. Answered various trivia questions so he didn't have to fight gangs of bandits who camped out there. burned down walls of Cacti blocking his path, he even accidentally burned a Cacturn and angered it. For those of you who don't know what a Cacturn is, they are a Grass-Dark type Pokemon from Generation 3 or is that Dark-Grass? Oh well, the point is, he made it to the top of the mountain where the Chaos Thunderbird of Extreme Rage was sleeping. Little Strongheart was in a cage and the key to that cage was right next to her. Spike tiptoed ever so quietly to the cage, not trying to make any noise that could alert that big bird. Oh how he was relieved he was gonna ...
*WHAM!* A booby trap punched the dragon in the lower jaw. The Bird shifted a little bit, but was back to resting. Spike caressed his jaw, now he had to somehow get to the key without walking. Um he's a teenage dragon hello, they can fly over. So he did just that. He got the key, unlocked the door, Little Strongheart gently opened the cage door, and crept silently to out of it, but then...
*POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!* Another booby trap activated and hit her, causing a loud grunt which awakened The CTBoER (Chaos Thunderbird of Extreme Rage for short heh, I'm going to great lengths to not spell this name again, or just do it faster somehow.), now it wasn't called Extreme Rage for nothing, it was charging up a-lot of electricity & Oh, I mean a-lot! Spike managed to calm it's nerves with some bird-seeds that he threw to the ground, then smothered them in honey. There was no-way in Tartarus that it will resist the best bird seeds of Canterlot. While it was distracted, Spike imitated something he saw Freedy do once in What's New Scooby Doo. A bunch of fallen branches, some leaves, and a piece of gum peeled right off of his shoe, and voila, a hand glider for 2. Spike and Little Strongheart, jumped off the edge of the mountain and glided back to the tribe just in time for supper. The tribe all cheered because Spike became their hero and his tale will be told for many generations, I sure hope the next generation of Mlp will be just as good as the current one.
"Spike, you have saved everyone from an eternal nightmare, we, thank you! Now you may marry Little Strongheart." Thanked The Chief.
"Wait, did you just say marry?"
"Yes, in order to finish the ceremony for our eternal safety, the hero must marry the maiden, you don't mind do you Little Strongheart?"
"Not at all. Mr.Spike, I always wanted to you as a boyfriend, but now I get to have you as a husband, which is so much better."
Hah, what had he gotten himself into, but hey, he's an honorable man, and would willingly follow any rule, even if that meant marrying a girl that he hardly knew. On the bright side, they get to use the time they now have as a married couple to learn everything about one another, she even agreed to go back with him to Ponyville. When Pinkie learned of the many things that took place, she didn't just have 1 big party, she had 4 of them. I have no idea what the other 3 were for, but I shouldn't think about it because Pinkie makes no sense like the mayor of Townsville. Wait a minute...Ponyville-Townsville and they both have a mayor named mayor...The references they keep on making & I feel like I'm the only one who notices them oh Celestia & Arceus. So, Spike and Little Strongheart arranged to have Twilight create 2 more rooms in the library with her magic. One room for them & one room for their child. also, as a story cliche, they all lived happily ever after the end.
"Hmm. Not one of you're best chapters, but there's gotta be at least one where Spike saves somepony. I guess, next letter please!"