//------------------------------// // Ch.9: I Love you Aunt Luna. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag // by trahzo //------------------------------// She made the next letter magically appear. "Oh my, I know the story is staring me & Spike, but must we do a chapter about me & him?" She said with the grace of an actor. "My... it's unthinkable, me & my nephew, but we are after all not related by blood, maybe I could think of it like the anime Kiss X Sis, starring twin teenage girls Ako & Riko who are in love with their younger step-brother Keita." "Umm could you please knock it off with the fake drama, we got a story to tell." said a soldier who was passing by. "Oh yeah, your sister wants you to shut-up." "I will not shut-up, and I will tell the story." This story takes place in season 1 just so you know I think maybe during Look Before you Sleep . So anyway, Spike was at Canterlot Castle, enjoying running around his old home, all the guards waving to him & him waving back, all the while the guards say "Celestia's son is so adorable, I wish I could be the father/mother of a dragon." Spike then stopped at Luna's new bedroom in the castle, his mom Celestia told him that his new auntie was resting in there taking a nap & he decided to sneak in & sleep with her, you know what I mean by sleep right? Not the sex kind of sleep, just the sharing the same bed kind of sleep.Just wanted to clarify. So Spike sneaked into the room and gently shut the door, then he slowly entered the blanket made of the finest of silk, compliments of Rarity, who at this point should be making the shmores (I'm not sure how to spell that sadly. I apologize.). He then managed to get both of her front hooves around him and he put his claws around her body. Yep, I bet you're all gonna comment that he's being a creeper. Luna was unaware of what was going on, but didn't care, she was enjoying the warmth of Spike's sleeping body. A little while later she woke-up to see such a cute face. Spike awoke just as she did. She didn't care there was someone with her in bed, the creature was so cute. "Hi Aunt Luna." "Little one, dost thou call me aunt Luna?" "Why yes, Mom didn't tell you I'm her well, heh, 2nd son?" "Well, she did speak of a dragon being her child, but what are you doing here?" "Well, I'm here on royal business, but I wanted to meet you 1st." Spike then nuzzled her cheek. "Wow, you are so beautiful, I can't believe mommy never told me about you." She blushed at the compliment "(Now, now Luna don't be thinking of the animes you've watched with family members falling for each other, that is wrong, and, and...well, he is adopted, as I remember correctly, Tia did break it off with that one dragon since they were going nowhere, so he's not blood...well, sometimes in anime blood relatives do fall for eachother.)" She thought to herself. "Tell me dragon child, what's thine name." "I'm Spike." "(Cutest name ever to give to a baby dragon... hold-on, As I recall, during me & Tia's childhood there was this one pink baby dragon named Spike & then during our teenage years, there was this one blue violet dragon named Spike, strange...) Nephew Spike." She then began "Yes aunt Luna?" "Kiss me, it's normal for family members to kiss is it not?" "Oh, okay!" Spike then went for her cheek. "No,no,no. Not there, on the lips, it doesn't count as a 1st kiss on the lips if it's with family." She requested. "If you say so." Then the both of their lips met. Yep, the Luna version of Molestia everyone. Spike was oblivious to what she was doing & she was enjoying the rather exhilarating moment. Then they released. "Wow!" She squeed "Huh?" "Oh nothing...say, do you have a crush on somepony? If you want, we could help you practice kissing in case you get a chance to kiss her." She offered. "You'd do that? Wow, you are the best pony and princess! I love you aunt Luna!" "We love you too nephew." So, after that, they've been practicing kissing as Luna would point it out, very soon, Rarity said no to Spike and went out with Breaburn, On the bright side, well, her bright side, Luna didn't help Spike practice sex yet. So I bet you know what happens next! Hint, hint. "..." "Um Luna?" Luna wasn't paying attention she was lost in the romantic fantasies she now had for Spike.