It's been about a 1 or 2 hours since me and Disford had our...lovely reunion and I finally stopped running. I leaned on a near by tree and caught my breath. I was numbed with nothing but pure hate. I clenched my fist and punched the tree leaving a imprint of my fist. "I was so close. After 7 years I finally found him and those fucking horses screwed it up. DAMN IT!" I yelled and punched the tree 5 more times and then roaring with pure anger.
*Jacob, save your anger for the next time we meet him, but for now we need to set up a camp.*
I calmed down and continued to walk through the woods. I spent 1 hour searching for a good area to set up my camp. After a couple more minutes I stumbled on to what seemed to be an old abandoned castle . 'Well, looks good enough. What do you think?'
*Better than nothing.*
I crossed the bridge and approached the front doors and swung them open. "Geez, bet this place saw better days." I said and entered the castle. The walls looked as if they were about to crumble down, the floors had large cracks in them, and the roof had huge holes. "Alright, lets set up a fire." I found a room and put all of my things in there and went to find some fire wood. I decided to not waste any time and I just broke a near by book shelf. After a couple minutes I made the fire and just sat down and stared into it. "How the hell did I end up like this?"
*What now?*
"How did I end up being this insane killer? Don't get me wrong I love it, but I still remember when I was a kid and how innocent I was. Heh, I even remember when me and my old friends played football in the yard and how my mother and father always stayed by my side until I fell asleep. My life was like one of those tv shows where everything works out in the end. Man, life is just some sick and twisted slut who gets off watching me suffer. Oh well, we all live and we all die." I shrugged and lit up a cigarette with the fire.
I sat there for at least an half hour remembering what life was like then and how life is now. It sucked. I soon realized that it was night time. "Holy shit, how long have I been sitting here?"
*About 8 hours.*
"Damn." I decided to pass the time by reading one of these books. I picked up one of the books and soon realized that it was all in some different language. "Well there goes that idea." I said, but before I threw it aside the strange language turned into English. "Huh, that's kind of strange." I shrugged and started to read.
*Oh my god, your actually reading! Oh I'm so proud of you.*
'Fuck off.' I actually found some helpful things in the book. I kept reading until I found something that caught my eye. "Huh, looks like some weird portal spell. Well, since I'm in a world of talking, flying, and magical ponies it's not all that ridiculous. Hmmm, want to give it a try?"
*We got nothing better to do.*
"Alright, it says here all we need is a unicorn. Want to do some hunting?"
*Like I said before, we got nothing better to do. Let's steal a poor helpless pony and use he, or her so we can open up a portal.*
I agreed and set off into the forest to find my victim.
[1 HOUR LATER]
After an hour of walking I came across a wagon and it seem to have someone in it. It kind of looked like a shitty RV.
I shrugged and walked to the font door and knocked. As soon as I knocked a voice that I wanted to strangle came from the other side. "Who dares to interrupt the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE at this time...of....night." a small blue pony opened the door and stopped sounding like an ass when she saw me.
"Hello, I'm going door to door spreading the good word of jesus and- you know what fuck it." I said and knocked the living shit out of her and knocking her out. I picked her up and carried her back to my camp. "You know, this wasn't so hard."
*Yeah, I kinda thought this would take way longer.*
"Well luckily this bitch was to dumb to move." I chuckled. I returned to the camp and found some vines and tied up my victim. I picked up the book and continued to read. "So I need her magic, or her horn. Pretty fucking easy." I looked back to the blue pony and saw that she was waking up. "Well, well, well look at who's awake."
Her eyes snapped opened and she stared daggers at me. "HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXEEEEEEEEP!" she yelped when I grabbed her horn.
"Shut. Up." I said. I realized that her cheeks turned to a deep bright red. "Why the fuck is your face red." I asked and flicked her horn. She gave out another yelp and her face turned even more red.
"P-p-please s-stop doing that to t-the g-g-great and powerful Trixie's horn." she said and started to sweat a bit.
*Uh, dude, I think a unicorns horn is like their dicks or some weird sexual thing. I knew you had a pony fetish. You sick bastard.*
I blushed a bit, but then made a wicked smile as I came up with a sick idea. I grabbed her horn and slowly twisted it to the left. She let out a whimper as I twisted her horn. "W-w-what re you doing?" she asked with fear in her voice.
"I'm taking your horn." I said and twisted it even further to the left and hearing her let out a quick shriek of pain.
"N-N-NO! YOU CANT TAKE MY HORN!! PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT EVER YO-"
*SLAP*
I smacked her in the face so that she would shut up for two seconds. "Listen, I'm board so I want to open up a portal and I need your horn for that. Now, if you want to live then shut up, and let me have your horn." I said and twisted the horn harder and herder until I heard a *SNAP*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
I covered my ears from the loud as hell scream. "Jesus lady, your like a hundred fucking chalkboards." I said and then slapping her over the head. I followed the directions from the book and continued. "Alright, I have to draw this symbol and shed my blood and the blood from a pony." I looked back to my victim who was crying in the corner and trying to escape the vines. I was actually feeling bad for this pony, but I just shrugged and walked over to her and knelt down in her eye level. "Looks like I need more than your horn." I said and picked her up. She screamed for help and struggled to get free.
I laid her down and drew the symbol in the book. I placed the horn in the middle of the symbol and picked up the pony. "W-what are you doing?" she asked shaking.
"The book said I needed your blood to complete the portal." I said. Her eyes turned to the size of dinner plates. "Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you. I'm just going to take some blood from you." I said and pulled out Emily and cut my hand and her hoof and let the blood drip onto the symbol. The symbol began to glow a bright red. Soon there was a loud buzzing noise and then a massive explosion and the portal appeared. "Holy shit, it worked." I said and smiled.
I dropped the pony and walked toward the portal. Soon I could see something through the portal. What I saw shocked me. I saw... my apartment A-16. "What the fuck. Hmm, maybe this could be useful."
*How?*
"Well, I'm not the only one who wants to kill Disford right?"
*Yeah.*
"So, why not go and make some new friends."
*Hey, did ya forget that everyone there wants to kill each other.*
"Yeah, but what about her?"
*Who's...oh...wait, you mean her? Isn't she dead?*
"Last time I checked she was leading a group of bandits in Washington, and I think she would love to make Disford into a women after what he did to her."
*Well, how are we supposed to get back?*
I looked over to the shaking crying pony and smiled. "Don't worry, I think our friend can help us." I said and chuckled. I walked over to her and knelt down beside her.
"P-p-please j-just l-let me go. Please." she begged with tears running down her face.
"Sorry, I still need you for something. So you and me are going for a trip." I said making her whimper.
I picked her up and then picked up the horn and gathered my gear then began my mission.