//------------------------------// // Puny Pony Pirates of the Luna Sea! Part 2 - Hero Story // Story: Foal Adventures. // by Super-Stallion //------------------------------// Puny Pony Pirates of the Luna Sea! Hero story. You chose the right route, Onyx's crew might be small, can't swim, some lack fighting experience and have Blueblood. But they have good hearts (even if it's sometimes debatable for Nightmare's and Blueblood's case), they're bound to persevere. But will the enemy let them? No, but the enemy have Firebird to drag them down, so it evens out. We are bored, sailing isn't that fun. Blueblood was sleeping in the hold. That puppet kinda scared him. I can't blame him, his movement was really stiff. Rainbow and Lighting were alternating between sailing and navigating. I was just walking around, looking at the sea. There was a lot of it. Nightmare was really into it. "Yaw me heawties, pick de pace! Or awe ye too sea chicken?" She shouted while waving her weapons around like a maniac, with a west European accent. I wouldn't which, she seemed to switch every sentence. "No, Nightmare-" "That be Cap'n Nightmare to ye all, Wainbow." "No, Captain Nightmawe, we'we not sea chicken. They don't exist." "Hoho, I wouldn't be suwe wassie! I fact according to the map we should it right below-" The ship suddenly shook terribly, lots of waves and the sky was suddenly dark. A huge creature rose from the sea! "It be the sea chicken!!!" Nightmare cackled. "BWRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWK!!!!" "I take it back." Rainbow said. "I'm a sea chicken, cause that thing is awesome." I prepared my laser vision and started flying. "Too bad we have to destroy it!" Nightmare said menacingly. "Ow we couwd use the awtewnative." "What is the awtewnative?" Lightning shouted, dodging the lasers of the staring contest I had with the chicken. "Making him feew bad. Because as we aww know, it's not what you do in battle, it's what you say. And say you're stupid!!" The chicken teared, it was noticeable because it immediately turned into steam from his eyes. He ducked back into the sea. That was easy, anti-climactic and almost insulting. "Weww, that was something?..." Lightning Dust said. *Yawn* "Did something impowtant happen?" Blueblood said from the hold. "No not, weally." Nightmare said. We sailed for a while again. Nothing interesting happened for a while. ♫...Trim the sails and roam the sea!!!!♫ We heard behind us. It was a ship with loud singing, they sound familiar. "It's pink," Nightmare noted. "like the one back at the island." "Is it friendly?" I asked. "It's pink, that's for sure. Let's slow down and hope they're friendly. Prepare you weapons. That goes for you too, Bluey." Nightmare commanded. "Aw..." The ship came closer. ♫I'm off to my love with a boxing glove three thousand miles away!!!♫ They sang, the ship was now next to them. "Ahoy there!!" Discord said. "Discord!" Our crew screamed. "And Kit." Kit waved. "What ye be doing here?" Nightmare asked. "We're mildly inconveniencing you." Kit said. As he shot a cannon. Thank goddess the water balloon flew over us. "WOULD YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN!?!?" Firebird, I think anyway, shouted from the hold. "WE'RE TRYING TO EAT PIZZA DOWN HERE IN PEACE!" "The pizza will have to wait. We've have found the enemies." "Ugh fine, come on guys." Out from the hold jumped Firebird with a chefs hat and... "Sky Hooves, Night Mist?!" "Hi guys..." They waved. "Why are guys on their side?" I asked. "There's a reason, but it's stupid." Firebird knows how word things. He and Kit shot grappling hooks onto our mast, with swords in their free hands. Sky and Mist stood by the cannon, my guess for just in case we win. "En garde!/En garde!" Kit and Firebird said at the same time while drawing their swords at me. They kinda looked at each other. "You owe five bit for a fun substitute for fun." Firebird redundantly said to Kit. "Or a sparring match. I'm off being outmatched by hyperactive babies." He said walking a way while looking down. "Before we start it is only fair to say that you're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!" Kit said. "Um..." That comment left me standing, how would one retort to that? "Well... Umm... Your fin... is badly combed." I said hoping Kit a fin somewhere. He shrugged. "Fly at my sword's height, I could stomp on you at this height if I so wished." No need to say that twice. I wasn't really focusing on anything around me, I was kinda focused on avoiding his swings. He kinda telegraphed them. We kinda fought for what seemed like minutes. There was little result. "Mist!" Discord shouted. "Yeah?" Night Mist replied. "No there's mist ahead! Everypony retreat, you don't wanna be stuck on enemy ship in the mist." Discord was playfully fighting Nightmare the whole time with his hooktail. They all retreated back to their ship, think someone fell in the water. It was Firebird, he climbed back on board by the net hanging from their ship. "We'll you next, friends! NEXT TIME!" "How awe supposed to thwough this navigate this?" I asked. "We don't." Nightmare says. "It says so on the map." "Okay." "Can somepony wake up Rainbow and Lightning?" "I'll do it." Blueblood said. "Did you see me? I hewd my own against Fiwebiwd while he knocked them out!" Suddenly a singed paper plane hit Blueblood. I wasn't trying to fight you. Since I wasn't taking you seriously. No offence, Firebird. "Oh..." The map was right, we didn't have to do anything, we've been floating for a while. Discord's crew kinda came out of nowhere, so we talked about how they came out of nowhere in the hold. Nightmare boasted that she could've knocked them all off the ship. Rainbow and Lightning felt embarrassed by Firebird; the jaded bird, he doesn't seem like a guy with high self-esteem. Blueblood seemed disappointed. And my battle was kinda fun, Kit gave a fair fight... ... ...Why were Sky Hooves and Night Mist on their side? I guess we have to ask the next time we meet them. It have probably something to do with Discord or Kit, but then again they weren't grey... "How wong have we been dwifting?" Rainbow asked. "I don't know how to wead a cwock, so I don't know." Blueblood said. "What?" He said in reply to our raised eye brows. "I need to ask Cewestia to fowce you to teach you about cwock weading." Nightmare said to herself. "I think about two houws, in dweams at weast. Not suwe how wong it actually has been." "Kinda fowgot this was a dweam." Lightning said. "Same hewe." Rainbow said. ... ... ... ... ... "Wainbow, have I evew told you enough that I'm sowwy fow-" "Mowe than enough." "'Kay." I did my best to ignore my guilt and asked. "Why did you bwing that up of all things?" "Because I'm bored..." ... ... ... *Crash* Everypony shook. The hold cracked at the front side. Water started to leak in. "Everypony! To the deck!" Nightmare yelled. The ship crashed against Discord's ship, said ship was dock at an island. We climbed up on the beach, just staring at the two wrecks. "Hi guys!" Night Mist said behind us. "Oh you sunk our ship..." "Night Mist, Sky Hooves!" I kinda said happily. "Why do you two work for Discowd?" "Um... I'm not suwe." Sky said. Mist nodded in agreement. "Alwight then. Whewe awe Discowd and Kit?" Rainbow asked. "Going thwough the caves wooking for treasure, me, Sky and Fiwebiwd set up camp waiting fow them." "Fiwebiwd! He might help." I exclaimed. "He isn't that woyal to them." "Quickly bwing us to that jewk." Lightning Dust said rubbing her head, remembering the pain he brought her. "*ZZZZZ* Because that's the sound a person makes while sleeping. Hm." Firebird said sleeping on his belly under a palm tree. "Who wants to wake him?" Blueblood asked. "You took away my glasses so I can't have eagle eyes, Discord. But you won't take my precious stuffed animal away. If you do I'll river dance all over your body while you sleep, leaving you scratched for the rest of the year. Oh look a distraction." Do I wanna know? "I do!!!" said the female nondentical Pegasi twins. Their yelling was loud enough that it shook a coconut of the tree and landed on Firebird. "Ow... Why me?" He groaned. "Oh, it's you." He yawned. Rainbow and Lightning pinned him to the tree. "What awe you doing hewe?" "Why're Sky and Mist on your side?" "Where's can we find the treasure?" "Who's the milkmare?" "Your ship, 'twas pink." "Can I have a feathew?" They respectively asked. Firebird replied with; "I'm too tired to be threatened wight now," And an another yawn. "Ow pwocess youw questions." "What would shake ye awake?" Nightmare asked. "Maybe that sparring match?" I shrugged. "Okay." I drew my sword. Firebird lazily drew his. "Prepaaarre to face the tranquilll..." He shook himself awake. "FFFUUuuurry of Ferdinand Falcon, in... in name only." he swung his sword weakly. I hit him already three times. He zoned out for a while, he awoke himself. My friends (safe for Sky and Mist), were lightly cheering at this boring fight. He again zoned, in attempt to smack him again I accidentally hit the sand somehow. It reached Firebird's nose holes. "HHHaaaa-Tchjoooo!" He covered his beak so his fire wouldn't hit me. But doing so he hit his sword instead. "Fire!! Get rid of it! Kill it with fi- WATER!!" Firebird seemed awake now. "On it." I inhaled and exhaled ice breath to extinguish the sword, and... Oops, I froze the under half of Firebird's body. "T-t-t-t-t-that's f-f-feels f-fantast-t-tic." He has a chattering beak. "Sowwy." "Had-d-d w-w-worse. Q-q-q-questionsss?" Rainbow asked. "Why'we these guys on youw side?" "T-they'rerrrrre brrrrainwassshed." "We awe?" They said. "Yesss." "How do we get unbwainwashed?" "All you havvve to do is t-take those b-b-b-b-bandana-na-na-na-nas off." They removed it, they kinda became disoriented. "What happened?" Sky Hooves said. "Why'we we in piwate costumes?" Night Mist said. "And why's Phiwomena fwozen in ice?" "We've all the t-time to exxxxplain l-l-later..." "Is th-th-that'ssss all I know." "So they'we inside that cave, looking for the treasure we awe?" I asked. The frost bitten phoenix nodded. What prevents him from heating himself up? "Alwighty me heawties! Wet's go!" Nightmare announced. "Wait-t-t-t-t!" Firebird. "Can y-y-you take mmme with-th y-you? Not b-b-because I want t-to, but you might w-want a torch that d-doesn't rrrun out." If haven't read the Dark story yet? Go to the next chapter. Have you read both? Go two chapters forward.