//------------------------------// // Ch.8: Getting Into some Deep Do-do. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag // by trahzo //------------------------------// "You know, it's getting kinda boring waiting so long, so I'll get the next letter next time." "Here you go yuor highness!" "Hm... well, it looks like Spike will be shipped with famous author A.K. Yearling. AKA Daring Do!" "Wow, I've always wanted to meet A.K. Yearling, her books are the best, it's as if the stories are real!" Spike said with much enthusiam & eagerness as he waited in line for A.K. Yearling to sign his favorite volume of the Daring Do series. "Yeeeeaaah, very realistic." Rainbow Dash said with an awkward face & voice Finally, it was now his turn to get A.K.'s autograph. "You're books are the best Ms.Yearling." "Thanks, I know my book are popular with Equines of all kind, Minotuars, and the occasional Goblin, but I never knew dragons liked my books as well." She said with a tired but happy expression. (Hey, she's been signing books all day long since 12 in the morning, there were about over 718 ponies & other creatures. Well, I digress.) "In fact, you maybe the only dragon I've ever met who actually reads." "Well, I was raised by ponies & they raised me right." "I concur, so you want to spend the day with me tomorrow? I don't leave till monday." "I get to hang out with a famous author? Why would I pass up that chance? Okay, meet me at Sugarcube Corner at exactly 1:30 tomorrow! Bye!" "See you." Spike exited the bookstore A.K. Yearling was signing her books at & Rainbow Dash was waiting right outside. "What took you so long sport?" "Sorry, I was having a chat with A.K. Yearling." "Eh, well anyway, let's go back to our home." You are probably wondering why the word our is underlined, well that's because Twilight Sparkle was assassinated & in her will stated that the custody of spike will be shared between A.J., Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash. Still, Spike saw the silouhette of the assassin & will never forget those evil blue eyes! So tomorrow came, & A.K. was waiting outside the exact place at the exact time & saw Spike running over from a distance, but hey, since it was Rainbow Dash's week to watch him, & Rainbow's house is far away from Ponyville, you saw Griffon the Brush-off right? It would make sence for Spike to go run & not keep a lady waiting. "Y-you're here." Spike said with huffs & puffs. "Why do you sound so suprised?" she asked in confusion. "I'm always stood-up by dates, I was worried friends would be the same, I even get trolled a bunch of times by her highness, Princess Celestia." He was very sad, but got over it & perked up becasue he was in the prescence of a celebrity. "(Aw, poor guy.)" Daring thought with much pity. 'Hey, would you please show me you're favorite spots in town?" "Yes, I will Ms..." He was cutoff "Please, just call me A.K., calling me Ms. makes me feel like an old woman." (She's 47 get it, like an AK47? LOL!)" "Oh, sorry A.K. but anyways, follow me." So Spike led her to all of his favorite places. A.K. Yearling was having lots of fun. "Wow, I never realized a pony as old as me can still have this much fun." "What do you mean?" "Well, I've never taken a break from wri..." She was cutoff. "No, I mean, what do you mean by old? You don't look old, infact, you have the face of a young adult." She became very red from Spike's kind compliments, because she's always going around the world, and all of the creatures met, always called her old. That's when they were ambushed by Ahuizotle's cats! *GASP!* Spike gasped. "Those blue eyes on the house cat..." He recognized those evilly adorable eyes! "He'e the one who killed Twilight!" Spike became very angry, with the rage of a demon! "What, the? What are you guys doing here?" Asked A.K. The Polecat gave her a scroll which she read out loud: "Dear Daring Do, thanks to your latest triumph over our master, he's become so depressed that he's not dong anything anymore & as part of our 2 part plan of revenge, we decided to start off by killing a princess, then killing you!" "Wait, did that scroll say.. you're..." "Yes! I'm Daring Do!" then she took off her regular clothes exposing her adventure clothing, then she put on a pith helmet! "Woah, so the stories are real! But still, that cat is under arrest for assassinating my mom!" Then a fight broke out & our heroes came out victorious! Spike hugged Daring Do, which she returned. "Thank you, now Twilight can finally rest in peace, but I still feel empty inside!" "How's about I fill that void." Then without warning she kissed him and he returned that just like when she returned the hug. "...Oh what? Heh, sorry I wasn't paying attention, well, it was very interesting, I sure hope her next book is about her getting a love interest, *giggle* I'll get the next letter.'