To Equestria
Chapter 4: A Pain in the Head
The princess herself was doing the interrogation. The humble, kind, thoughtful, princess was the one who was the cold heartless voice.
“YOU!?!, you were the one behind the mic,” said Michael in the most befuddled face ever.
“Yes, humans in Equestria is not the best of circumstances. I have to know that they will cause no trouble,” she said with a blank face. “I have done this many times before; you are not the first of your kind to be here. We do not know what happens to send you here,” she continued to explain. “Is your friend OK,” she said motioning to where Ryan was.
“I don’t know, you said you done this many times before. Does this usually happen?” Ray said Ray said in a slightly concern face. He was more concern with Geoff and Jack who were trying to pinch themselves awake, and Gavin who was about to shit himself because even though he didn’t watch the show he knew he was sitting before a god who could raise the fucking sun and moon.
“No, some of them came here with scars and some dead from trauma. They were usually soaking wet and looked like they were in a ship wreck,” she said dumbfounded. She walked over to Ryan and her horn lit up. A magical aura surrounded Ryan. “As far as I can tell, he just has a concussion; a minor one thankfully.”
“So how long will it be before he wakes up,” Ray asked hoping that his friend would not be out too long.
“I do not know, it is a minor one so I hope he will wake up later today. For now till your friend wakes up, you will stay in a cell,” she said in firm voice.
“A CELL!!!?!!?!! WHY A FUCKING CELL; WE HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING BUT GET TELPORTED HERE TO THIS LOVELY PLACE,” Michael screamed out. It was true that he was excited to be in the place him and Ray and many more had dream of going ever since they watch the show but he did not want to go there just to sit in a fucking cell.
“Well, all of you will be put in a holding cell until your friend wakes up. Plus with that language you may just stay there,” she said with a look of disgust.
“Well fuc-,” Michael started to say but stopped when Celestia gave him a sharp gaze. Michael sighed and said “can you at least untie us,” taking control of his anger.
After untieing the six of them, Celestia showed them to their cell. It was hard to get the rest of them besides Ray and Michael. Geoff and Jack still thought they were in a dream, Gavin was scared shitless, and Ryan well wasn’t it obvious. To all of their surprise the “holding cell” was actually a 5 star hotel room.
“This is not a holding cell, this is a 5 star hotel. Now I know I’m dreaming,” said Geoff with his mouth hung wide open.
“Well in Equestria, we don’t really have crime so when one is committed it will take awhile to get a court together,” she said in a concern voice, “I do know a lot about your culture from the many humans who came before you.” Celestia hated when they had to put ponies, well humans in this case, in holding cell. Celestia felt a tap on her flank and look to see a petrified Gavin.
“Um Princess,” Gavin started in a shaky voice, “what will happen when Ryan wakes up.” Gavin was terrified about what would happen. The reason was that he was scared that he may never get to play video games again, plus he was scarred that he would make the princess mad and she would sun-blaze punch him into the sun.
“Well, my student and her friends will come and take you to a place where the last humans were sent to wait till we could send them back,” she said in a gentle kind voice seeing that Gavin was scared.
“YOU MEAN WE WILL BEABLE TO BE SENT BACK,” Gavin yelled with a smile that was about to rip his face in half.
“Well, no, the groups of humans before you never did make it back. They all died out and some,” she said with a tear coming to her eye, “some were hanged. Humans are the only species here to ever get the death penalty,” she said in a voice as soft as angels.
“So, we can’t go back,” Ray cutted in on the conversation.
“for as right now, but things can always change,” She said while a gentle smile appeared on her face.
At that very moment, a voice like Jack said, “What happened,” but Jack mouth never opened. The six of them including Celestia looked at Ryan who was now rubbing his head and wondering what just happened.