//------------------------------// // Light and Darkness (Based on the instructions on how to built that grill you bought last summer) // Story: Hugh Bliss' Revenge // by Lock Target //------------------------------// As the moment calms down, our heroes gather around in a circle. "Well" Said Sam, "I guess now's a good a time as any to call your princess friend" "Wait, what was THAT all about?" Spike asked. "A question I demand an answer to!" a voice boomed frightening Fluttershy into the underside of Max's Desk. "OW! NYAAAH! PINCHY KNEE, PINCHY KNEE!" Pinkie cried falling to the floor. Just then, a large, red, balding, horned monster with the legs of a goat, pointed tail and a round jaw appears with a pale, white, smaller one with pointed buck teeth in a fancy outfit from a burst of flames. Fluttershy takes a look at them before retreating behind Sam's desk trembling. "Well?" the big monster asked in the same voice. "Holy jumping monkey pirates on unicycles stealing blue ribbon pizzas and farmer's daughters at the state faire cutting through a nearby church picnic to get away from the farmers, Batman, I mean Sam, I mean Max" Sam said, "It's our old pals, Satan and Jurgen" "Uh...Which one's which?" Spike asked hiding behind Pinkie looking like she almost wet herself. "The little one's Jurgen" Sam responded. Clearing his throat, Satan starts pacing back and forth. "Now then" he started, "Clearly, from the looks of your guests, the events of that ridiculous prophecy of his brought him back to life. Which means one of you has that bliss prism thing. I'll let you figure that out yourselves" "P-p-p-p-p-prophecy?" Pinkie asked mustering the courage to talk. "P-prism?" Spike added. "Is that all you wanted to tell us?" Sam asked adjusting his tie. "There is just a few more things" Satan answered snapping his fingers. Two creatures appear from another burst of flames. One appears to be made up of an orb with arms and legs with a head that appeared to be an upside down egg wearing what appears to be a wrestling mask and boxing gloves. The other appeared to be an armless being the same color as Jurgen wearing a propeller hat, a red shirt with a large white star on it and long legs that appear to have blue soles to his feet. "Whoa, what the crap!?" asked the short creature. "This task may be a little more for one madcap duo to handle alone" Satan explained. "So you just summoned one close to being, if not exactly, as mentally equipped as us for the job from Free Country USA" Sam speculated. "ANOTHEW cwossovew with the ponies!?" the tall creature asked, "And it's with the Wabid Dog and Bunnyman" "Freakin' Telltale!" the short creature groaned. "Jurgen will be monitoring everything in this quest" Satan explained. "I assure you all that the ramifications for failure will be MOST pleasant" "Promises?" Max beamed. "And for the sake of certain parties I have made it my business not to mention by name, tidy up in here!" he said catching fire. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Sexual Harassment seminar to conduct" He disappears in the flames. "...I-i-i-i-is he gone?" Fluttershy asked slowly moving out from behind the desk. "Alright, who is who" Jurgen asked. Clearing his throat Sam begins. "Well, you remember Max" he started. "Ja, ja" Jurgen responded, "You both used the body of my monster to kill me and now I work for Satan" "Right...Anyway" Sam continued, "This pink pony is Pinkie Pie, her little friend is Spike" "Hi" Spike said laughing sheepishly. "And the Flying Nun over there is Fluttershy" Max added as Fluttershy approaches the group, "So, Strong Bad, how's tricks and who's your friend?" "Oh, hey, Max" the short one said, "Yeah, this is that Homestar guy I told you about" "...Why do things always get weird EVERY TIME I GO FISHING!?" Pinkie shouted trying to contemplate what just went down. The room went silent for a moment. "Well" Sam said breaking the silence, "We better call your princess friend and bring her up so speed" He taps on the crystal a few times and Twilights image appears above. "Oh good, you got the crystal out!" Twilight said in relief. "Yes, and-" Sam said before Twilight interrupted. "Now then" Twilight started with book in magic range, "There are a few key passages in the prophecy" "Called it!" Max exclaimed. "You freak me out, little buddy" Sam added, "Now would this prophecy-?" "Please don't interrupt" Twilight said giving a slight glare at the two. "No disrespect, highness, but you-" Sam responded before Spike jumped on his head. "What prophecy?" Spike asked trying to calm down from the passing moment. Clearing her throat, Twilight begins. "The first key passage is, 'the shark-mouthed rabbit shall present the Pink One with a natural liquid that contains the remains of the Hyublis' So, Max-" "Check" Max said stopping her. "Now before you continue-" Sam said before Twilight started again to his chagrin. "The Hyublis shall emerge from the liquid desolating the item it was sealed in from the Pink One's touch" "Check and oopsie" Pinkie replied. With an annoyed look on his face, Sam point's to the ceiling and opens his mouth ready to speak before Twilight interrupts again. "Ad...A dark prince shall summon a-" She said starting to worry. "Doot-doot-doo, another one gets a check!" Strong Bad sang moving his arms to the beat. "...Max, do you still have that flag from Chapter 1?" Sam asked. Max hands him the flag and he starts waving it around. "You get used to it" Fluttershy said patting Sam on the back. "...This all happened and you picked NOW to call me!?" Twilight shouted. "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse US princess" Max said snottily putting the flag away, "It's been a busy chapter!" "Ooh, who's the dashing fellow in the fabulous ensemble?" Rarity asked coming into the projection. "I vas forced to come here!" Jurgen said in a huff. Spike groaned giving a dirty look to Jurgen. With a sigh, Twilight continues, "Anyway, Applejack and Rainbow Dash already knew this before the incident, but within your supplies is a flask of a potion that will transform you into parallel versions of yourselves" "I'm gonna have to walk around as a dog again, aren't I?" Spike asked still angry with Jurgen. "Afraid so" Twilight replied. "What about us?" Fluttershy asked flying up to the image, "What will WE turn into?" "Spike, will fill you in on that" Twilight explained, "But here's what you need to know about it thanks to some volunteers, one sip will change you for 2 minutes. 3-5 sips will keep you in the form for an hour. Half the bottle, 3 days, the whole thing, indefinitely. One last thing, if you happen to find any information on the prophecy, bring it back to Equestria. Good luck" The projection fades. Moments later, the team is down at the De Soto. Max digs out a flask of purple liquid and hands Spike who takes a sip and passes it to Sam. "Well, bottoms up, girls" Sam said giving it to Pinkie who passes it to Fluttershy after taking her sip. Suddenly, the girls become tall, fleshy creatures similar to Jurgen except not as beastly and their colors are retained along with outfits that appear on them. Their shirts bear their respective Cutie Marks. Noticing they're standing on their back legs, the two topple over. "...Holy puffy marshmallow-paved roads on the hillside of a lake in the park in Hoofington!" Pinkie shouted looking at Fluttershy. "W-what ARE we?" Fluttershy wondered. "We don't know the actual name of them" Spike admitted, "But Twilight and I call them Parallels" "Hee-hee, Spike's a doggy!" Pinkie giggled noticing her front hoof and how it can change shape. "...Um...Homestaw, I mean Stwong Bad, did the two howses tuwn into hot giwls and their dwagon became a puppy aftew dwinking that stuff?" Homestar asked. "...Blarg...Brain...Split...Halfey..." Strong Bad said trying to think about it before passing out. Just then, some music is heard across the street. "...So...Now what?" Sam asked putting the cork back on the potion. "WHEE, ICE CREAM!" Pinkie squealed running off to the music's source. "PINKIE, WAIT!" Spike shouted chasing after her, "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN!" "Heh, why not?" Sam asked walking over to them, "I could go for a Fudgey Freeze" Everyone else walks off leaving Fluttershy and an unconcious Strong Bad. "...Help" Fluttershy said trying to stand. To Be Conti- "WAIT!" Oh, not again! "The first chapter of this Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot hot mess of a Fan Fiction blessed with MY awesomeness and we end it like THIS!?" Please don't do this. Could you PLEASE cooperate? "No freakin' way, man!" "Please tone down on the language...And why are you talking to yourself?" "Shut up, Elsie Ethrington!" You know what? Fluttershy suddenly gains the strength in her back legs and runs over to the others and Stong Bad bursts into a puff of lingering smoke that reads "Next Chapter will be worked on in January!" "Hey Smoke Bad, wants you some sewious Dip 'em Dots?" To Be Continued! "Aw Man!" "...What just happened?"