//------------------------------// // Well that Descalated Quickly // Story: The Worst of a Bad Situation // by NLRscout //------------------------------// In any other circumstance, children's laughter is one of the best things ever. But when you're an alien, stuck on a Foreign world, in someone else's house basicly, its terrifying. I looked around, trying to find a fast exit, so I don't get caught by the kids because I didn't want to deal with the back lash of having to explain to their parents why I was in a children's club house. It would just be awkward. I took a quick peek out the window and saw them. I guess the correct term for them was foals but ta-ma-toe ta-mah-toe. One of the foals was a light yellow with a red mane and a big pink bow that bounced about while she walked. Another one of the foals was white with a blue and pink mane. She also had a horn. That last foal was orange with a purple mane. She was buzzing her bug like wings to propel her make shift scooter. They were giggling and chatting about whatever little girls talk about. After staring at them like creeper for a straight minute, I remembered I needed to find a way out, lest I have to deal with a minor inconvenience. I tried blitzing towards the door as a last ditch effort but it was no use. Just before I reached the door, I heard voices on the other side and froze. I searched around the room for something to hide behind. I picked my hiding place and hoped they wouldn't see me. "Well ah guess we aren't gonna get our cutie marks in kick boxing." The one with the bow said sadly. Wait... kick boxing? What the hell is up with these ponies?! "Look at the bright side Applebloom, that's something we can cross off our list!" Well now we have a name for the yellow one, the one talking was the white one. Applebloom sounds a familiar... maybe shes Applejack's sister? Oh well I sit still and listen as the third one walks in. "Sweetie Belle our list is still over 9000!" When she said that I started giggling like a retard and I think they heard considering their reaction. "Holy crap! What the heck is behind our lamp?!" Damn orange foal ruining my perfect hiding spot by alerting her friends of my location. I came out from behind the lamp and rubbed the back of my head. "Um... hi?" I said. They didn't have much to say afterwards because I think their jaws literally hit the floor. The first one to talk was Applebloom. "Are you that A-Leen thing mah sister was talkin' bout yesterday?" "Um... yes?" "Cool!!" They all spoke in unison.