"So, when should your friends get here Fluttershy?" I asked, laying back on her couch, the TV playing, to my surprise, Po-Ni-Oh, it seems anime exists in Equestria as well.
Fluttershy smiled, "Oh, they should be here soon, I'm wondering why Dash didn't just speed on over? She normally does when I need her, and not just for, um, those reasons." She blushed, giggling.
"Yeah, it is weird." I mused, watching the ponyfied version of one of my favorite animes. I then turned my head toward Fluttershy, "Just, try not to get a wingboner around Rainbow, alright Fluttershy? I have no intention on how those work in reality." I flashed a smirk at the butter-colored Pegasus.
Fluttershy chuckled, blushing, "I'll try not too." She smiled. "So, any questions about us? And, before you ask, yes, we know that in many universes, we're a TV show, we visited a world where we ended up on Earth a few months after Lauren Faust came to Equestria, so, any questions?" She asked, fluttering in the air, releasing a gentle breeze.
"Hmm, so, how do Princesses control the sun and moon? That's something I've always wondered." I asked, leaning back in my chair, scratching my head.
"I believe I can answer that." A soothing voice rang out. Turning around, I found Celestia standing behind me, a small smile on her face.
"Well, speak of the devil." I chuckled, "So, um, Your Majesty, I guess, since you no doubt heard my question..." I flicked my wrist in the air, "Could I please get an answer."
Celestia sat down, levitating a cup of tea over, taking a sip. "Well, that is an old tale, as you probably know, in many universes, my sister and Imare goddesses. In this one, we're not, but we're quite close. You see, The Maker, who created this universe, was wandering Equis in the guise of a Unicorn, when he came upon a small hamlet known as Oakvale, now lost to time. There, He found my mother, Laurel Faustis, a version of your Lauren Faust in this universe, fighting off a group of daemons that had escaped from Tartarus. She was able to fend them off, but was greatly injured doing so. The Maker, moved by her sacrifice, gave her new life, as an Alicorn, one of companions, much like your God's angels." She smirked at my awed look, "When I first saw you, a mental link occurred, it happens from time to time. Anyhoof, when Luna and I were children, the Maker appeared to our mother. He stated that the Alicorns controlling the flow of the sun and moon, Solaris and Artemis, had abandoned their posts. So, He asked her if we could take their place. We agreed wholeheartedly, and He gave us the ability to control the heavens, and allowed us to bestow the powers to control a part if the previous Alicorn went rouge or died, and that is why Twilight can control the stars and dusk. So, in essence, in this universe atleast, we aren't goddesses, we're more like...." She scratched her chin.
"Powerful as all hell demigods?" I suggested, taking his all in, folding my hands behind my head.
"Ah, thank you Mr. Diokno, so, I guess you'd like to know how we can get you home?" Celestia smiled, as I nodded, "Unfortunately, somepony-or someone, or something, brought you here, and they aim to keep you here until you are done." She frowned, "So, I guess you'd like to find a place to live until whatever sent you to our world comes." She tapped her chin, "Twilight has some free rooms in the Golden Oaks Library, with Nyx, Spike, Pee Wee, and Twilight, another can fit." She smiled, stretching her neck.
She looked at the clock, "Well, Mr. Diokno, it is sadly time for me to leave. Do not worry, I have sent each of the Elements a letter about you, so they probably won't give you any trouble. I will stay here and wait" She smiled, before her horn glowed gold and she levitated a cup of tea over, taking a quiet sip. Just then, a knock on the door sounded, and Twilight and the rest of the Mane Six, or rather Mane Five, trotted in, bowed, (Though with Twilight being an Alicorn, itb was kind of funny seeing as they were equals now), and took their seats, Twilight holding a quill and notebook.
"So, let me guess, Twilight's gonna ask me rapid fire questions about my version of Earth, right?" I said, as everyone chuckled lightly, including Twilight, albeit with a small blush. I folded my legs, "Well, shoot. And before you ask, sadly the Autobots, like you, are only fiction. Thank God the rest of the Hasbroverse, is as well." I smiled, resting my arms behind my head.
"Well, Megan's world may have different history and religions to yours, like she once told me somepony-er, someone built a churhc based around...Megatron I think." Twilight scratched her chin.
"Oh, there is a Church of Megatron in my universe too, plus one to Optimus Prime. If Megan's Earth is anything like mine, there are a number of different beliefs. Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Wicca, among thousands of others. I, myself am a member of a sect of Christianity known as Roman Catholicism. And, while there may be some in the various beliefs that distrust or outright hate others, personally, I don't. I've read some of the, hmm, mythology of Greek, Roman, Norse, and Egyptian, and one story from the Hindu belief, and I find them fascinating. Discovering the beliefs of other faiths and cultures has always interested me. Then the wars, religious or otherwise, minus the Cybertronians, Inhumanoids , Daleks, and the like, are most likely the same as in Megan's universe. " I said, cracking my neck., "Anything else?"
For over an hours, the Mane Six bombarded me with questions, in the case of Pinkie, she literally bombarded me with what she called "The Q&A Cannon", which fired plastic cannonballs which had, well, questions carved on the ball.
Pretty soon, Luna had raised the moon, and, exhausted, we all ended up crashing either on the floor, one of the few guest rooms Fluttershy had, or one of the two couches. The moon shone through the window as we slept the night away in near silence.
As I lay there in the hay stuffed bed, I mouthed out my first thought, "It could have been worse. At least I didn't need up in Equestria dressed as Mecha-Hitler and, for no reason at all, become an evil dick." I then fell asleep