As the train stopped in Ponyville, Diamond and Silver were the first to leave. They had already noticed the hustle and bustle of the pony-filled streets, and decided that this was more of a city than its rustic style buildings would show for it.
"Hi, i'm looking for Twilight Sparkle. Have you seen her anywhere?" Diamond asked a green unicorn with lighter green hair.
"Oh, my, god. ARE THOSE HANDS!?!?!?" The unicorn said with excitement in her face, "All those years, i thought they were just a myth but here they are. Hands, actual living human hands!!!"
"Uh, alright. We've fantasized over my hands for long enough now." Diamond said to the unicorn who just had her mouth dropped in awe, "Do you know where Twilight is?"
"Please, don't go!" The unicorn said as she wrapped her hooves around Diamond's left leg, "Just let me rub my head against your beautiful handy palms."
"Eew, get away from me!" Diamond said as she broke free of the unicorn's clutches, "Some help you are, i'm gonna go look for someone else."
"Excuse me could you-" Silver said as she was trying to grab the attention of at least one pony in town, "Could you please dire- Uurrgh. Do you know where i can find Princess Twi-"
"Ooowwowowowow." Said an orange pegasus that was uncomfortably close to Silver's right leg, "What did you do that for?"
"Omigosh, i'm so sorry about that, little pony." Silver said as she kneeled down to the foot high pegasus and rubbed the pain out, with her thumbs, "It's just so crowded in this town and i happen to be in a rush here.
"It's alright, miss." The pegasus said, "I've handled worse, waterfalls to name one of them. Wait a minute, don't i know you from somewhere?"
"I'm pretty sure you don't."
"Actually, you look a lot like a filly in my class called Silver Spoon. Only you look less ponylike and act more civilized than her anyways."
"Silvs, surely you know how to talk to these ponies right?" Diamond asked as she continuously dodged a leaping green unicorn.
"And that thing looks a lot like Diamond Tiara over there, only this one isn't hellbent on causing havok."
"Scootaloo!" Said another voice in the distance. It belonged to a white unicorn with curled pink and purple hair. She was also accompanied by a yellow earth pony with a ridiculously sized bow in her red hair, "What are you doing out here? You know Ms Cheerilee doesn't like you ducking out of class without an excuse."
"Hey, i know you three." Diamond said as she finally managed to outrun and hide from the green unicorn, who eventually gave up her search, "You're Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo right?"
"Y-yeah...." Applebloom said as she was quite stunned and trying to piece together the appropriate phrase to use, "How'd you know about us?"
"Whenever we try to study in the library back at Canterlot High, you just happen to show up and see how your Music Videos are coming along, not that i don't appreciate your styles, or try to insult you in anyway, but i think i stand for Ms Cheerilee and all the other students in my school, to tell you to check your vids out in the computer hall like most teenage kids do."
"What the heck are you talking about?" Sweetie Belle decided to ask first.
"Oh, i guess you're not familiar with the human world, or it's workings yet." Diamond started, "Ahem, you see-"
She was cut off by shrill laughter from the distance, followed by two similar looking ponies advancing in on them.
"Oh boy, here we go again." Applebloom said as she let out an exasperated sigh.
"Hello, Applebloom." The pink one said.
"Hello, Diamond." Applebloom replied.
"And who or what are those two?" Diamond's pony form said as it gazed upon the human DT and SS, "And why do they look strangely familiar?"
"Ah-" She was cut off by the human Silver Spoon.
"You want to know who we are?" Human Silver said, "That's too bad, daddy said never speak to strangers."
"Strangers?!" The pony Silver said, "I am no stranger you incompetent, uh, thing! I am Silver Spoon, the highest grades in Ms Cheerilee's class of 2012, and B.F.F Of Diamond Tiara here."
"No. We're Diamond Tiara and Siler Spoon, and you two haven't acted like us since Kindergarten." Human Diamond said as she kneeled down towards the two fillies.
"WHAT?!?!" Said the pink filly in a fit of rage, "I'll have you know that i have always acted like this for as long as time has stood."
"Really, that's like what, 2 years?" Human Diamond said.
"Yeah, you tell em, new DT!" Scootaloo said in the background as she watch the conflict string back and forth.
"Oh, that's it! There's no room for sorry now!" the pink filly said as she leapt up towards her human double with her hoof pulled back, ready to deliver a punch of some sort.
Human Diamond simply caught the filly's punch and pulled her closer to her face, "Don't be reckless, Do you really want to end up like Sunset Shimmer?"
"Sunset who now?" The filly asked as human Diamond reached into her pocket and pulled out a phone in a pink diamond encrusted sleeve.
"Watch carefully."
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"You see that, Pony Me?" Diamond Tiara asked her pony counterpart, "If you and your friend keep up your current attitude, you'll be beyond help, and your own people will want to rip you to pieces."
"What was that?" Pony Silver asked in horror after Human Diamond put her phone back in her pocket.
"That is where your petty snobbish behaviour is going to get you two." Human Silver said once Pony Diamond was violently thrown back down onto the ground, "Straighten up, fly right, break your voices like us. And leave these three alone!"
"Get out of here." Human Diamond said after shooting death glares at the two now terrified kids, "And don't even bother coming back!!!"
Once hearing those words, the two children took off into a deeper part of town, not even thinking to look back. Once they had vanished from their sights altogether, Human Diamond and Silver turned to face the CMC.
"Whoa." Scootaloo gasped, "That, was, AWESOME!!!! I've never seen anyone handle those two like that before."
"I agree with her." Sweetie Belle said, "The Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon here are notorious little hellraisers."
"So wait a second here." Applebloom asked the two humans, "If you're really Diamond and Silver from another world, why didn't want to make fun of us?"
"We were intending to try and rule over our school like those two back there. But after seeing that demon on the night of the Fall Formal, we just decided to scrap the idea completely." Human Diamond said as she kneeled down towards the three fillies.
"After all, why hate and be hated, when you can love and be loved?" Human Silver said.
"I'm glad to know you two think that." Scootaloo said, "Because the DT and SS of this world never listen to anything anyone says. They claim that it's everypony for themselves in this world, and that only the rich survive."
"So what are things like in the human world then?" Sweetie Belle asked, "Are there really copies of us as well?"
"Yeah, you could say that." Diamond said as she saw a smile creeping onto Sweetie Belle's face.
"You know there's something i've been trying to figure out since i got here." Silver said as she started to rub her chin in a thinking kind of style.
"What is it?" Applebloom asked.
"Why does everypony in this world have tattoos on their butts?"
"Oh, those aren't tattoos. Those are called Cutie Marks." Scootaloo answered, "You see when a pony discovers their special talent, it's displayed on their flanks for all to see.
"Most ponies have Cutie Marks that look a lot like their names, but there are someponies whose Cutie Marks don't look like their names at all."
"I don't get it." Human Diamond said as she kneeled in closer on the three kids.
"Ah'll make things easier for you." Applebloom said as she pointed to two weird looking ponies over there, "Ya see Snips and Snails over there?"
"Oh, you mean the demon's lackeys?" Silver asked, "They seemed to follow Sunset Shimmer to the bitter end during the election for Princess Of The Fall Formal."
"Y-Yeah, so ya see their Cutie Marks look exactly like their names right?" Applebloom said as she pointed at their cutie marks.
"Yeah, go on." Human Silver said as she adjusted her glasses.
"Now take Pinkie Pie over there." Scootaloo burst out as she pointed at the pink mare, who was trying to get out of a vase she had accidentally cannonballed into, "Her Cutie Mark is balloons right?"
"Pinkie Pie." Diamond said, "Something about her intrigues me. Other than the fact that she helped Twilight strike down that demon i showed you, there's something else about her that's even more interesting than i thought. Anyway, continue."
"Pinkie Pie's Cutie Mark looks like three balloons, because it represents her upbeat attitude and her expertise at throwing parties all the time." Applebloom said, "There are a few other ponies with weird looking Cutie Marks as well, Dr Colgate, Rarity, Spitfire, and Trixie to name a few."
"I've noticed that you three haven't got cutie marks yet, is there any reason for that?" Human Diamond said as she quickly looked at their markless butts.
"Yeah about that." Sweetie Belle said, "Ponies without Cutie Marks are often called-"
"BLANK FLANKS!!!!" Said the pony DT and SS as the appeared from behind a tree laughing like maniacs. Only to be grabbed by the necks by their human doubles, who at this point were looking quite angry now.
"What are you two still doing here?!" Said an angry human Diamond Tiara, "Haven't you two heard the words? GET LOST!!!!"
Then both human DT and SS dropped their miniscule pony counterparts and kicked them in the butts really hard, sending them flying into the distance like the footballs that Human Rainbow Dash practiced with every morning. As the two ponies were launched into the distance, Pony Diamond said, "It was worth iiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt!"
"I'm sorry about that Sweetie Belle, now then, what were you saying?"
"We haven't found our special talents yet, even though we've tried everything possibly try-able by ponykind."
"Whatever we try to do to earn a Cutie Mark, it always doesn't end well." Scootaloo said.
"Everypony in class thinks we're talentless klutzes with no hope of being talented at anything." Sweetie Belle said as she hung her head in shame, "That's probably the reason why those two pick on us so much."
"Oh come on, what else have they done to you, other than being kids who think words speak louder than actions?" Human Silver said.
The talk went on for minutes and minutes, mainly chronicling the many times that the CMC have clashed with Pony Diamond and Pony Silver.
"And then there was that time where they took mah cousin Babs and used her against us." Applebloom said before she was cut off by Human Diamond.
"Babs? As in Babs Seed? That exchange student from Brooklyn?" She asked as she leaned closer towards her.
"Yeah, she was also a blank flank like us." Applebloom started, "When those two overheard that we were gonna recruit her, they thought of it as an opportunity to make life a living hell for us."
"How did that go?"
"Basically, we lost her to them and had to endure countless acts of child abuse whilst singing a song about it. But in the end, we saved her life and she decided to join us after all."
"Where is she now?" Human Silver asked.
"She's back in Manehatten, recruiting more crusaders to hers and our cause." Scootaloo said as the two humans got back up onto their feet.
"You know what, this world might not be so bad, if i know that there are ponies looking out for each other." Human Diamond said.
"Yeah, and if those little kids that look like us try to mess with the CMC again, we'll have to really knock some sense into them." Human Silver said just before her stomach started growling, "But first, i'm gonna need to have something to eat, being a human in a pony world can really take its toll.
"If'n ya'll are hungry, ah know just the place." Applebloom said as she lead them into the distance.
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Meanwhile from the bushes on the road, the pony DT and SS were spying on the human doubles closely.
"Who are these two anyway? Just going around, pretending to be like us, It won't stand in the slightest!" Pony Diamond said as she looked over to Pony Silver.
"But what in the world are we supposed to do about it?" Pony Silver said, "i mean those two kicked us all the way to Canterlot with their tremendous statures and physical strength."
"Then we'll just have to find some way to get them out of the picture for good." Pony Diamond said as she watched them nearing Sweet Apple Acres, "And i think i know just how."